Redpill me on NoFap

Redpill me on NoFap.

It's day 7 and I can't take it anymore.

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Wouldn't it increase sperm count?

You're supposed to use that energy for something productive, It seems that most people aren't aware off what nofap is, the whole purpose off nofap is to use the sexual energy for something other than your own pleasure, who was the greatest mind of all time?

The ONLY purpose off Nofap is to give you that incredible energy and clearmind so you can use it to make your impact upon this world, it could be starting programming and making a shit ton off cash so you can fund your own land and house, asking girls out, etc.. I'm so tired off seeing stupid people complaining about this, be smart for one second.

Newton was, you should look up his views on masturbation and sex (he died a virgin), close to second comes Nikola Tesla, who also had some views on sex and masturbation.

As a matter of fact, nofap increases sperm quality, not quantity, nofap for a month or so increases the chance of a successful impregnation.

It's dumb. I find that if I nofap for more than 2 weeks my libido goes waaaaaay down, and stays down until I start fapping again. Just find a happy medium, jack off once a week.

does it count if I get to the edge but just as i am about to cum i contract my pelvic muscles to stop it?

the orgasm sort of doesn't happen, there's no cum and my erection dies down a little

you'll get sex in your sleep soon and it feels really good

>literally blue-balling yourself
leave pls

>you'll get sex in your sleep soon and it feels really good

No it doesn't. You barely remember anything and just wake up in the middle of the having to wash your underwear in the sink because you don't want your mother to accidentally touch your semen.

It's August 8th of 2017
People are still falling for our NoFap meme
Thanks to our constant and relentless shitposting, I dare say this might be bigger success than operation "thicc" meme
Back pats all around boys.

how many times i have to fucking say this to retards

nofap is a meme but noporn is legit

NoFap has nothing to actually do with fapping. It has more to do with the anti-social effects caused by overexposure to porn.

>the I have to do no fap because I've beat my meat too hard and can't cum during sex without having to awkwardly jerking off for 5 minutes

I doubt your test gains, but let's see if I can fix my dilly. Also any creams for repair?

This, good to see there is more /ascended/ anons on fit.

Fapping releases way too much important nutrition that your body needs, and it releases them very cheaply for that 3-4 seconds of pleasure you feel when you shoot and keep stroking your dick until its done.

Its just not worth it, too bad so much people don't want to understand this as they keep holding to that small pleasure that they can give themselves anytime they want and at least a little enjoy their miserable lives.

>it's the current year

That's your argument?

When do you get the energy i usually get it after 2-3 days plus the social "anxiety" goes away after
5-6 days and i just feel happier all around.

>Fapping releases way too much important nutrition that your body needs

wat

IT'S A FUCKING MEME YOU DIP.

IT DOES NOTHING.

I disagree. It makes your dopamine receptors more receptive, which is a really good thing. Everyone knows fapping (and especially to porn) rushes your brain with dopamine, which is terrible for you in the long run and just makes you a faggy dopamine (porn) addict.

Dopamine is released any time you experience anything pleasurable. Obviously you shouldn't waste time fapping when you don't feel the need, but permanantly abstaining accomplishes nothing

Use Man1 Man oil for sensitivity issues.
It treats dry, cracked penis skin and helps to restore nerve damage to the penis.
It has pretty good reviews on Amazon.

Best balance is once a week fap, preferably not to porn.

Fap every day = dopamine receptors get fucked and you get social anxiety, depression

fap every week = dopamine good, no sex frustration

no fap for 1 month or more = sexual frustration

ultimate redpill = fap once a week

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lol all these fags torturing themselves. Noporn is the true path.

>testosterone
>meme
>sperm count
Fapping releases a lot of dopamin (reward hormone) for doing practically no work at all. It makes you lazy and you acheive less in life than your potenial. Nofap is a cure to get your shit together and fix your life, you lazy fuck. And maybe you get a small test spike at day 7, but that is not why you should do it.

So what the fuck do you fap to on noPorn?

>Falling for the dopameme
lel
>"It makes you lazy and you acheive less in life than your potenial"
Good thing you're posting this on a chinese sweater factory. So you nofap but continue shitposting on internet, nice mate, you got ur life figured out! keep reading more on how to improve ur life and keep reading self-help books, you are a part of a marketing scam but you will realize that later

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i've never fapped, ever. so nofap is just my way of living

I don't know the validity of these, but I thought I might share them.

Good post. If you don't channel the energy you save somewhere creative, just fap away.

The redpill is that you look for a horny wench and glaze her face with some thicc creamy frosting.

>giving in to degenerate fantasies
no mate, the redpill is to fap once a week, and fulfill ur life dreams without being sexually frustrated on your way therre

>Nofap day 10
>Feel great
Does having sex some days ago influence how well I am adjusting to nofap?

if you paid a hooker you lost nofap

If I don't fap every couple of nights I get night boners that interfere with my sleep. Sorry if you lack willpower to not fap three times a day unless you stop cold turkey, but most guys aren't weak little fags like you. Also you're a moron who believes pseudoscience nonsense

Nah, date with a girl from my exchange program.

Nofap means no masturbation. Strictly speaking you are clear.

Your dick doesn't know your hand from a cunt you fucking retard

Go to /r/nofap subreddit for the ultimate cringe, more people like him there. "guys I am on 42th day and today I cried.." and more culty posts of brainwashed retards

>nofap
>marketing scam
nice one

>Being this much of a mongoloid
Jesus fucking Christ

>42th

"Strategic Fapping" known since (at least, probably long before)1956:
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1942663/
Testicular Spermatogenic Cell Hypertrophy Accompanying Prostatic Hypertrophy and Cancer


If you don't use it, you lose it. The dopamine sensitization from nofap is real, but it's temporary, doesn't mean you should do it for years on end. Just a tip for you before you fuck yourself up

Is this a nofap thread or an no sex/ejaculation thread?

I can't get past day 3. Don't worry.

You seriously, genuinely think there's a physiological difference in ejaculation based on whether or not there's another person in the room? How fucking dumb can you be?

>It's dumb. I find that if I nofap for more than 2 weeks my libido goes waaaaaay down, and stays down until I start fapping again.
That's the point, jackass

No one here is talking about physiological you absolute fucking retard. You are the one that brought it up. Unironically neck yourself please.

If you don't ejaculate for a month or more your balls stop producing sperm, you gotta use the organ or it will fail and is one of the biggest reasons of prostate cancer. frequent ejaculation is important to keep the organ going and producing.

This does not mean you should jerk off to porn every day, just that you SHOULD do strategic fapping, 2-3 days a week is healthiest IMO

Nofap is a meme.
Noporn is the true redpill.

"no one here", as some dipshit spends half the thread talking about burning out your dopamine receptors

Hey assholes, nofap isn't a contest. There is no score equal to the number of days you don't fap. Unless you put the energy you save from nofap to good use, you might as well fap on.

Then tell him that not me you fucking dumbass, when exactly did I mention physiological changes?

Nothing wrong with jerking it but this is also bullshit. Your balls will continue to make sperm until you die regardless of whether or not you conciously ejaculate. Some built up sperm are released into the urethra passively and the rest reabsorbed.

>If you don't ejaculate for a month or more your balls stop producing sperm, you gotta use the organ or it will fail and is one of the biggest reasons of prostate cancer. frequent ejaculation is important to keep the organ going and producing.
NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS

I did tell him that. But also, if you think there's a NON physiological difference, you're an even bigger retard. At least he's just misinformed, you're talking out your ass.

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Nocturnal emission is your body crying for you to fap you retard, it's not even reliable, some people dont have a wet dream for MONTHS, then where does all that sperm go you fucking brilliant scientist? I can't believe we're actually going BACK in time. All of you virgins overthinking fapping are fucking creepy and weird

but your brain does (maybe not yours though your brainlet)

orgasm without ejaculation is overrated as fuck. I bet you haven't done it or else you wouldn't be posting this, it's like 1% of the feeling of real orgasm and totally not worth it.

Sources about no physiological or psychological changes or we can just both agree you are talking out of your ass here.

Its called semen, the white liquid that comes out your dick when you bust, that's used to make babies.

It's the same thing as having a super orgasm in a dream and waking up without the mess.

Try holding a kegal for 30s, and if you can't lock that shit up, shut your shitposting, please.

>constant edgying
>prostate cancer

It's a fucking retarded reddit statement I can't believe people on Veeky Forums are actually believing it too. the amount of zinc expelled in seminal fluid is trivial, you won't fap yourself deficient that's fucking retarded.

The fact that you conciously know it's not a cunt doesn't change what periphreal nerves fire and what hormones get released.
I'm arguing for the null hypothesis, dipshit.

>girls can have multiple orgasms, yet even though we're 99% biologically the same..

youtube.com/watch?v=N1KvgtEnABY

It is known.
Don't try to copy the females.

Translation: "I do not have a source, I'm just trying to bs my way through this hoping no one notices the massive retard that I am".
Hmmmm

The quote is not from reddit its from a damn WHW Boxing Champion David Haye you fapping autistic sperg.

I'd rather trust his words then your shitposting.

Anyone here gone longer than 3 months? You get so horny that you become "that weirdo" I will never ever again do nofap, while the dopamine resensitization made me less social anxious and less depressed, the benefits that you get can also be had if you'd just fap every week or so. totally stopping fapping is the most retarded thing ever, and y'all can disagree but i know from experience, and no shitpost can beat experience.

That's not how it works you moron. You have to provide a source to prove the null hypothesis wrong. And no, speculatory Veeky Forums posts by an alleged medical school student in finland don't count.

Forget the science user. If you become mentally unstable, stop nofap.

>nofap elder speaking

"Fapping releases way too much important nutrition that your body needs"
Is a quote that a boxer made? No scientist made that quote, just that boxer. I'm laughing my pants off here, you're a sad weird little creature, no wonder you're a social outcast and come to post on Veeky Forums, you try to fit in society by lifting, but your mind will never be compatible with society, because you have retarded ideas like this.

>State your retarded assumption
>Wait for others to prove you wrong even though you did nothing to support your own claim
Eat shit.

If you've been using porn and fapping for years, the first month or so of NoFap will give you insane blue balls because your body has forgotten how to have wet dreams.

I never had a wet dream in my life until I went nofap for a month. In the weeks leading up to it, I would get insanely aroused when I'd see a glimpse of a nice rack IRL-- something that wasn't happening when I was using porn. Also my confidence improved around women. The nervousness went away. But I'd also feel like I was going to jizz in my pants. I'd get a little precum leakage in my underwear-- don't forgo undies when you're trying nofap.. After you piss, expect some prostatic fluid to come out after the urine. It's even worse when you're doing heavy leg workouts for some reason-- maybe it's the extra test or the pressure on the region-- but I'd have to take cold showers.

I finally had a wet dream one night and it was amazing. It was the most intense dream I've ever had and it was more vivid and 3-D than any porn. My body was relieved the next morning but I didn't get that low energy feeling I'd get after fapping. Once you get into this cycle, you don't have to "strategic fap"-- your body's internal regulation takes over and it knows when to "change the oil"

Unfortunately, if you relapse and start fapping to porn again, your body has to start the process all over again and you probably won't have a wet dream for a month or two.

Nofap+ wet dreams is awesome. And if you can learn to lucid dream, it's like taking a psychedelic sex drug trip.

>No scientist made that quote

Now I see where this is going, enjoy living in lies and stay trusting world health organizations and scientists.

>Nofap+lucid dreaming=best way to utilize nofap

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Yours is the retarded assumption.You have to prove it right. I'm saying there is no difference between groups; that is the null hypothesis and there is no evidence to the contrary. You literally don't know how science works.

No health organization says not to fap

Feel free to investigate it. I can't.

>If you've been using porn and fapping for years, the first month or so of NoFap will give you insane blue balls because your body has forgotten how to have wet dreams.

Bullshit, I get wet dreams like 5 days in and I used to fap to even real life tentacle porn and fish insertion into japanese womans anus. Why make statements that are not true? You could've just said:"If you stop porn and fap cold turkey you will get insanely horny". Because that's what happens, your way of explaining it is so overly dramatic and cringy just stop it mate.

I never fucking stated that there are any effects physiologically you dumb fucking retard. You are the one who brought it up yet refuses to prove it. You literally don't know how fucking read apparently.

You comprehensed that post wrong, I give up, I can't converse with someone who misunderstands posts, enjoy living in a bubble of nofap.

Physiological differences are the only ones that could matter, and no, I was not the first to bring it up. More importantly, you can't prove a negative

Well technically a bunch of other hormones get released if you get intimate with an actual person

I know they all shill you how its ok to fap and if you don't fap you will die from prostate cancer or some other bullshit, while the porn industry keeps growing and growing.

Sure thing buddy, to each his own.

True, but assuming those actually matter, this would be an argument for the importance of intimacy, not not jerking off

This. You can measure the difference in your blood when looking into your dogs eyes, but fapping and sex is the same shit for your body? Sure.

this guy gets it, your unconsciousness picks up more on life than you think it does. Even things that you see in the corner of your eyes but you think you're not registering are registering and will one day pop up in your consciousness or in your dreams and it will make sense.

There was like one study that said dudes who jerked it were slightly less likely to get prostate cancer, but did not establish causality. No health organization RECOMMENDS it, they just don't condemn it. Not everyone is out to get you, and neither I nor anyone actually important said you have to or should look at porn, or masturbate, if you don't fucking want to. Just stop making gullable teenagers lives worse by peddling bullshit nonsense at them.

it doesn't 'count' but you're playing with fire, sooner or later you'll follow through

>Caring THIS much whether a complete stranger on the Internet is beating his meat or not
Holy shit you guys really are a bunch of faggots.

you have gotta be fucking joking
these are the people giving 'advice' on Veeky Forums
fucking fuck me

off yourself please, for the future of humanity

But can I trick my dick into thinking it's sex with VR, a fleshlight, and maybe some warm pig skin?

Oh yeah your periphreal nervous system totally clears it with your frontal cortex before orgasm, if it's not a cunt, then it releases shittier neurochemicals. Even though one system is about a hundred fucking times older than the other.

You are a retarded ass layman who takes momscience tier Veeky Forums caps as dogma, you absolute fucking moron.