Does looking at pictures of thicc women between sets increase performance?

All I want to do is suck on some tiddies. Is that so much to ask for?

Based kinesin protein swagging on dem microturbulez

What is that in the gif

[spoiler]Is it HIV virus[/spoiler]

Nigga its a motor protein called kinesin. Its responsible for transporting molecular cargo — including chromosomes, neurotransmitters and other important shit, along microtubule tracks (railways) from one region of the cell to another

>not lifting with a boner for max strength

I sometimes edge before going to the gym. Probably bro science but it does make me feel pumped as fuck. Ejaculating is a mistake though, feel sluggish afterwards.

yall kno this site is amazing when user starts his sentence with "nigga" and ends up answering the question scientifically and correctly.
Shieeeeet

BTFO back to school, summerfag

Bruh we all learned this shit in high school

You gonna screencap it for reddit, you newfag fuck?

We did, but he'll only learn it next fall.

gib milkies

Nigga you just dug your own grave. Thats a fact.

Alternatively, you could just say outloud the name of the girl you currently pine after while imagining her standing in front of you cheering you on, and nothing could ever be awkward about if she were actually standing there hearing you say her name outloud because at that point it's slightly sexual. I miss her though. TL;DR HURAMBA

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your thread is fucking shit but god damn does that dress looks fucking immaculate on her.

leave nigger

BTFO'd

lmao

How did they make a small enough camera to film it?

>tfw gf is fat
>tfw she also has 46 DDDs

Its a conflicted kinda feel

Make her lose the weight, they'll sag very soon

>sleeps all day
>eats when she's awake
>depression and thyroid issue

I think she's just gonna balloon up even more honestly

Make her change then, it'll be for her own good as much as it'll be for yours.

>thyroid issue
sure

>thyroid issue

IIRC that's just 3d art on how we assume it looks like, they didn't film it

Then how do they know?

fuck right off you reddit nigger holy shit

I don't believe it either but that's what she says

i feel u maine
thyroid problems can be menacing

Just post the tits already

Put me in the r/Veeky Forums screenshot.

It does a good job of motivating me when I don't feel motivated for sure.

Some days I just dont feel up to it. I look at pics and start lifting for girls, then by the end of the workout I'm lifting for me.

It sure do bitch

The same way we know the Earth is round with no photographic evidence.

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I like fatties

i'm between sets right now so we'll see

>cucking yourself works you up

No shit, watching some other guy fuck a broad and you're not doing anything would work you up.

>browsing your phone at the gym
ask me how I know you will never make it

>not having a home gym and posting from a laptop

ask me how I know you will never make it

How is that any excuse?
I have a bare bones home gym and I have a membership to a good one. I don't browse the internet during sets in either one. I don't even take my phone with me whether I'm in the basement or at the gym.

Regular camera, but they put it up at a magnifying glass

Is that Angela White?

what do I need an excuse for? twiddle your thumbs between sets, idgaf

I don't browse my phone, but I do use it to track my workout and the app I used has a timer that starts whenever I register that I finish a set.

Times like these make we wish I had a bigger dick

Why? Get up and lift after 30 seconds of commenting, what's your deal user?

nobody cares faggot

p-please tell me my bad habits are ""normal"" so I don't feel like a failure
nothing wrong with that, I just don't want to break mine.

Story time.

There's a cycle route near me and one branch off it - the one that leads to my home, incidentally, has an absolutely brutally steep hill on it. It's about 150 yards of pure torture. Most days, I can get about 70% of the way up it before I bitch out and walk the final stretch.

One day last summer, it's 30C outside and I'm sweating like a pig. I've just gone 8 miles in this weather and I haven't even started the hill. About a quarter of the way up it, I see an athletic blonde woman jogging ahead of me. Her calves are works of art. Her ass is to die for. I'd slow down and enjoy the view, but I know that if I slow down, there's no way in hell I'm beating this hill. I accelerate toward it to get as much momentum behind me as possible.

The second I pass that fine ass, my dick yells to my brain 'Dude, you are NOT bitching out while she can see you. WE ARE PEDALING UP THIS HILL WITHOUT STOPPING.'

I move up that fucking hill like I've never moved before. I feel fucking superhuman, and when I reach the top, I finally permit myself to stop and have a drink. Normally, I feel utterly exhausted at this point, but instead, I fantastic. Strained, but fantastic. I glance back down the hill, and the hottie is still jogging toward me, tits bouncing. I'm smiling, inwardly laughing at myself for feeling so motivated by the mere presence of this total stranger. I know I could never have done it if she hadn't been there, not in that heat.

As she nears the top, she smiles back at me; "You went up there like a rocket!"

Had a fucking amazing wank after that.

You know shit about microbiology. Keep those gains up but stop writing nosense, brah. You're gonna make it.

>Probably

>thyroid issue
Same thing said an old gf I meet one month ago. Literally a landwhale nowadays.

Tell your gf she needs to start eating well and doing some excercise otherwise her knees will collapse eventually.

Honestly I like fatties so its fine in my book but she's so fucking boring and literally sleeps ALL OF THE FUCKING TIME. She snores like a fucking bear too

hahahah

>tfw your body is in worse shape than this

I used to masturbate and go on with my day. Now, after Veeky Forums I masturbate and feel regret/placebo sluggishness/shame.

>Between
>Not looking at thicc women during sets
Never gonna make it

>46 DDD
Holy fucking fuck shit I got a boner just reading that, if you're not oiling them up and fucking the shit out of them daily, there's something wrong with you

you know there are porn without guys right

Why didn't you show her your other rocket?

You realize extra letters denote sag, right?
DD is just D but saggier.
DDD is just Ds but even saggier than DDs.

Boobs don't go:
A
B
C
D
DD
DDD

absolutely
even better is when hi test cardio bunnies are attracted to your presence irl in the gym, i swear i get a 10% performance boost on my lifts

really? got pics?

i used to fuck a girl with 38Ks. they were pretty saggy but she was a "KK" or w/e. i think you're lying

mean to say "wasn't"

K's are utterly(pun intended) gigantic. She was either fat as fuck or a genetic freak

>fat

yea she was a bit big. but man, dem tits. so worth it

obviously if they're 46D they're gonna fucking sag

That's literally how boobs work tho

The extra letters denote the inches the breasts are from the ribcage :^)

Like cup size, sag varies.

Cups size is the difference between the band size and the circumference of the breasts themselves.

Normal Ks have naturally more sag than Ds. So a K that sags as much as a DDD is just a plain K because that's normal for a K. To reach a KK, sag must be even more extreme.

Plus, once you get above about an F, you begin getting into custom bra territory, which usually does away with sag indicators. A woman with macromastia, rockin N-cup tits that hang past her navel, will just wear an N-cup bra. Not an NN or NNN, usually. It does happen, but it's uncommon.

Yeah, but there's a difference between a 46D and a 46DD and a 46DDD. Often it's where the breast reaches, vertically, relative to the band.

Yes. Saggier =/= bigger.
There are saggy b-cups. The sag is usually just

>no thick bitches being posted
>just a bunch of nerds arguing about bra size
What a bunch of slack jawed faggots, everyone of you.

this is a work safe board. also, jokes on you i have several tabs open and i'm fapping right now

now get out faggot

46 is a size of a planet
most bishes don't even have 40 hips

CC cup isn't a thing--I used to work women's retail and I am a woman with a bra size that fluctuates between 30 C - 30 D depending on my menstruak cycle. Show me where I can buy a CC because in the US that's just not an available cup size... Also I think your theory is bogus, I would say a better indicator of sagginess would be having a large band size with a smaller cup size because that at least points to higher body fat %

It still looks like fucking bizarre

These are only H's btw

not big enough my man

Like I said, BB/CC is very rare of nonexistent because those sizes just don't sag enough. Even flat pancake C cups fit a normal C bra. Saggy Ds flow out of normal D cup bras, so DDs do the trick. But if you do buy a DD from some shit brand that just makes DDs 1" bigger than Ds, you will know it immediately because the bra won't fit worth a damn and you'll probably spill out even more than you did in a D bra even though you moved up in volume.

The problem with your large band size, small cup size idea is that breasts store fat. Many obese women have gigantic cup sizes. They might have a 50 inch band and then be a J cup as well because their tits grew along with their band size.

So it's hard to standardize based on band size vs cup size.

>>>/reddit/

I used to date a girl with G cups. I have no doubt she has thoroughly ruins tits for me forever as no one will ever compare.

End yourself

Why the fuck does this DYEL post here?

Post her tits fag

Having pictures and posters of your waifu all over your garage/room gym gives you the maximum performance.

dated a ballet dancer with E cups. I have now become an ass man as i know there will never again be such perfect perky massive tits in my life again (she was 19, lawdy lawdy)

You have nothing to gain by dating a piece of shit like that.

Think about being with her in the future. Do you see anything good coming out of that?

Ejaculate and then eat your gob of DNA or thumb it up your butt. Save the power it harnesses.

When it comes to cumming you really can have your cake and eat it too.

Damn did we date the same girl

Upstate ny