Fictional goal bodies thread

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DID!

The only hero to look up to

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Greek statue aesthetic = God tier

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>not wanting Armstrongs body or at the very least Sams.
Look at this twink faggot. Look at him and laugh.

pls

8ft Abigail mode manlets btfo

Perhaps if I had the body of Atlas I could lift these feels.

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NOTHING

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How is that loincloth wrapped?

Can't figure it out. Is it two pieces?

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Achievable natty?

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>tfw even five year olds have a better body than me

Every thread until I'm playing life or death dodgeball against a 12 year old at the request of his dad

Small willy

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Specially the blue part

his cgi dick?

It is some kind of Mobius loincloth. Probably defies normal undergarment physics.

M I C R O M A C H I N E S S O N

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maybe for under 5% of guys

I will never give up. I hope you all do the same, you glorious bastards.

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>wants to be a guy that can only last for a short while

much like you in bed, I'm sure

>wants to be a literal faggot

sasuga Veeky Forums

Barbara > Dick

This. Weebs need to leave

>6'11
>320lbs
>like 5% bodyfat

I don't want to be a faggot. If I did I would just be a faggot. I just want to be huge like puri puri prisoner. Plus that chin is asthetic as fuck.

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Pretty sure that's a real guy

>He doesn't know wrestling is fake

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