Fitness starter haul

Alright faggots, I've finally decided to get serious about my health and splurged on some starter health kits. Whatcha think of my haul Veeky Forums?

Post a timestamp. I know you got this from some normie girl's instagram.

i want to know who's this actually is so i can shame them

>normie
>girl

Think again

...

oh....

what
the
focc

Did you actually do any research beforehand or did you google "health" and bought the first thing you saw

>buying a detox kit

LMAO

Congrats, you spent a bunch of money on the least important aspect of nutrition.

>unrefrigerated probiotics
Into the trash it goes.

Is there a particular reason you, oh I don't know, eat regular food like everyone else?

you gotta be a grill lmao

...

When did you decide to start transitioning, user?

take your roids to /fraud/. the rest of Veeky Forums is proud of being natty.

>spending hundreds on detox
>not just buying a $5 bag of diatomaceous earth

wow dude you got memed hard

OP here, female coworker introduced me to them and swore that they worked. What you see cost me a little over $800, which is basically throwaway money.

this is bait.

...

I have a feeling you actually got roped into a pyramid scheme

And for you faggots who don't believe I bought this here you go

Include me in the Veeky Forums humor thread screencap

>shilling cleansing products on Veeky Forums
b8 but still sage bc heat wave

Which, honestly I haven't taken the first daily dose yet... Should I?

should have sent the money to me i would spend it on quality food while you wouldnt risk your health away

Oh well, cant fix stupid people being stupid

Surely no one can be this dim.

The pyramid schemes exist for a reason

what the hell man...

>800
>throw away money

Dubs and I snort

Start rolling faggots

No way you spent 800

rollin

Bags were like $80 each and the bottles were like $40, plus tax and shipping it was over $800

Proof or didn't happen.

ROLLING

>Show products
>Spill contents
>Destroy pills
>"Proof or it didn't happen"

You can go suck a dick

please snort this i need to see this to be happy

How could anyone be so retarded and pay that much for literal shit that doesn't do anything though?

Just wait until I shed all these pounds user :^)

You can do it literally for free.

Pic related: holy shit

>supplements

Chill out op just take your over priced supplements and get on with it.

This is a real picture of OP.

Look at these repeating digits. Time to snort OP.

I'm a man of my word. Snorting this shit is awful, next dubs to finish the line

Video or didn't happen. Fucking newfag

Post vid

>$800, which is basically throwaway money.
You have more money than sense.

this is the most ive keked in awhile

I guess Veeky Forums went to bed, well I'm tired too. G'night folks

Rollo Tomasi

Dub dubs here we go.

Wow. I can see gainz from here

Snort it never heart attack bae plz

Check these dubs, and snort that shit.

Reroll

roll

Oi! This is a trap; you're not supposed to roll on Veeky Forums OP is tricking you into getting b&!

>dubs get

Now, seriously, buy vitamin C in powder and take 1000mg or more throughout the day. There's these two pound pots you can buy dirt cheap in Amazon.

Seriously, high doses of Vitamin C will give you incredibly good health.

Put it up your ass