>TONIGHT: ON GYM NIGHTMARES
>GORDON VISITS A DESPONDENT FITNESS FANATIC WHOSE OBSESSION OVER NO GIRLFRIEND IS CRUSHING HIS DREAMS... AND HIS GAINS!
TONIGHT: ON GYM NIGHTMARES
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Adam Anderson
>begin lifting regiment without adjusting shit diet
>"Fucking hell"
Bentley Robinson
>you've counted the bar haven't you you absolute donkey!
Nicholas Thompson
>I wouldn't let my nan OHP like that, bloody hell
Caleb Evans
>and these plates, they have holes in them?
>yes chef
>fuck me
Grayson Turner
>SS+GOMAD?
>Where's your fucking respect?
Noah Murphy
>The deadlift is fuckin RAW
William Morris
> you call that a squat?
> my god, I've seen an Indian shitting in the streets squat lower
Levi Edwards
>how do you do your deadlifts chef
>FUCKING RAW
Adrian Phillips
He's a big guy
Matthew Turner
Fuck sake
I'm this anonDidn't see your post before I typed it out, sorry for posting the same joke chief
Jace Russell
>FUCKING HELL MATE
Dylan Rogers
>DECLINE BENCH? YOULL FUCKING BENCH IF I TELL YOU TO
>FUCK ME
Leo Gray
>why the fuck do you have the deadlifting mats next to the machines?
>THE FIRST FUCKING THING YOU LEARN IN LIFTING SCHOOL IS THAT YOU CAN'T KEEP RAW INGREDIENTS IN THE SAME PLACE AS COOKED
Isaac Green
>WHERES THE 2PL8 user
>FUCKING TWAT
Easton Phillips
>adyelsandwich
Benjamin Ward
Gordon Ramsay, do I have talent?
Hudson Flores
>you come to a 3 star fucking gym and try to do nothing but the step machine and box pushes?
David Green
>OHP? MORE LIKE OH FUCK ME!
>FIX.YOUR. FUCKING. FOOOOOORRRRRMMMM.
Chase Miller
Jej
Justin Hughes
>on returning 3 months later, Gordon makes a disappointing discovery; shortly after leaving, the gym owner had reverted to his old ways, and has ended up on a permanent trip to snap city
James Bell
Embrace the hivemind
Asher Allen
>YOUR WORKING TRAPS?
>TRAPS ARE GAY YOU FUCKING NUMPTY
Kayden Peterson
>and tell me, do you warmup before squatting?
>no chef
>before any lifts?
>no chef, it adds too much time to my session
>i can't believe what user is telling me; he spends all this money on the finest membership, only to serve himself frozen lifts
Jonathan James
how much do you suppose ramsay can lift
Luke Gray
>SAUNA
>NICE AND HOT
John Cooper
>That form is ROTTEN!
>It's rotten you fucking idiot.
Robert Lewis
...
Parker Walker
>Quit looking at my pillock in the showers you pillock
Ryder Hughes
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Looks like when he tried the bench it had 50lbs on each end.
Jacob Moore
Now this is good original stuff. I fucking kekd
Adam Johnson
Agreed. Fucking gold.
Hunter Evans
>Excuse me, are these plates home made?
>T-they're store bought chef
>Bloody Hell
Benjamin Gray
>start curling in the squat rack
>*ominous violin screech and drum beat ensemble*
>mfw
Wyatt Turner
>now how do you expect to serve when all the plates are sandwiched on that barbell you numpty
Ryder Turner
4u
Brody Harris
>bold
>rustic
>simple
>beautiful
Leo Perry
>is that whey concentrate ?
>WHO IS THE BLOODY GARBAGE BIN THAT BRINGS LOW QUALITY SHIT INTO A 4-STAR GYM ?
>you bring some isolate in here, right. fucking. now.
Austin James
>4 star
Max you can hold is 3
Charles Reyes
>This squat, is it raw?
>No chief
>CAN'T BELIEVE IT
Matthew Perez
SQUAT
NICE AND DEEP
Jacob Long
>Gordon catches a guy doing barbell flies
>"oh, fuck me"
Dominic Collins
>YOU FUCKING DONKEY
Joseph Richardson
WHERE'S THE SIPPPPPPPPS!
Lincoln Parker
>oi, what's wrong with your shoulder?
>it's frozen chef
>fuck me
Cameron Gonzalez
that pic
Christopher Russell
Pillock doesn't mean dick
Xavier Jones
>let the barbell do the work
Brayden Martin
>"Fuck me!" intensifies
Samuel Nguyen
>How many scoops did you use?
>"one scoop chef"
>bloody hell, it's two scoops AT LEAST
Jace Clark
hes almost the sixe of the plane
Gavin Jenkins
>OI C'MERE YOU
>Y-yes chef?
>LOOK AT THAT. WHAT IS THAT?
>It's a r-rack, chef...
>IT'S A FUCKING SMITH MACHINE, YOU IDIOT. JUST LOOK AT THE RAILS. WHY IS IT IN HERE?
>I was going to throw that away.
>AH?
>I was going to throw...
>YOU WERE GOING TO THROW THAT AWAY?
>Yes, chef.
>THEN WHY'S IT IN THE FUCKING GYM, YOU PRECIOUS LITTLE TWAT? YOU STORE ALL YOUR GARBAGE EQUIPMENT ON THE GYM FLOOR?
>N-no, chef.
>THEN WHY'S IT HERE? JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
Adrian Russell
>*picks up 20kg weight plates and wedges someones head in between*
>what are you?
>an idiot sandwich PT Ramsay
Xavier Williams
max kek lads
Levi Lee
Would you let Gordon fondle your gyno?
Zachary Allen
new ebic meem
Parker Nguyen
hi, ronery
Jason Lee
>"How many scoops a day do you take?"
>"6"
>"Fucking hell"
Adam Parker
kek
Josiah Myers
>pad nice and hot
>little bit of seasoning
Leo Gray
"These donuts are blacker than me mums arsehole!"
Kayden Murphy
>you own thus barbell yeah?
>'yes chef'
>look at it, you realize its rusted through? Whens the last time youve cleaned this thing?
>'clean, chef?'
>Unbelievable
Owen Watson
IT'S BARE STEEL, NOT STAINLESS. IT SAYS SO RIGHT ON THE WEBSITE I CHECKED. DON'T REPLY TO ME YOU FUCKING IDIOT KNOW-NOTHING.
Oliver Bailey
I NEED THREE SETS OF SQUATS, LIGHT ON THE WARMUP WITH A NEW PR SET
WHAT ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE FOR? NOW!
FUCKEN ELL
Asher Roberts
I can lift, Joe.
Dominic Bell
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