What's so good about being chad?

What's so good about being chad?
They have sex? Well done, so does the fattiest, greasiest, ugliest guy you know.

I don't get what chad does that others don't.

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Balls deep into lingerie models without spending a dime.

or having to try too hard, or being depressed from years of sociosexual rejection

Prostitution, or go to the club. Anyone can get laid at the club?

Anyone can get laid, but Chad easily gets laid with top tier women.

Basically Chad is everything we're not, and everything we wish to be - attractive, popular, gets girls, and does it all seemingly effortlessly.

ive avoided dancing my whole life cus i have no rhythm

Respect
Admiration
Unforced attraction

Do you really need this spelled out for you? Stop trying to rationalize your ugliness.

Get drunk and you won't care. I just bop my knees and do call of duty reload animations and it works just fine.

Pussy is pussy, all feels the same. And the average woman is pretty attractive nowadays.

>so does the fattiest, greasiest, ugliest guy you know.
Delete this
I refuse to believe Eugene is getting laid while I'm on a 6 year dry spell while Veeky Forums

>Pussy is pussy, all feels the same.
I guess fucking some fat bitch is the same to you as fucking a lingerie model? It really doesn't feel the same, if you can even get your dick up for some ugly girl. Also the average woman isn't easy to get with either, not for guys like us. But you're straying from the point, which is why people are so jealous of Chad.

>getting mad at other people having sex

remove incel rage

>Anyone can get laid at the club?

>tfw no friends
>go to a club alone once
>girls are always with a group
>i can't talk loud enough for anyone to hear
>i'm not good looking or tall

now what?

You eat BROCCOLI and MASTURBATE while EUGENE eats PIZZA and fucks STACY

>yfw Chad is real and not just an idea

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Infact I'm not. But there are greasy guys financially broken who are getting laid

endure the pain. Like I do

CHAAAAD

It's all social status.
You don't need new fashionable clothes, an expensive car or a fancy house to fill with expensive things you don't use, and big muscles. It takes a lot of effort to get those things. You can use those things to attract someone who has a lot of those same things.
You don't need any of those things and the effort that goes into competing with others for no reason in a modern world is mindblowing. Everyone can get food and a place to live modestly easily. Just buy some 2nd hand clothes, a cheap car or a bicycle save a bunch of time and money to spend on people you love or retire early. The only problem is that/if good looks are strongly correlated to good genes.
Being buff, fashionable, rich and famous may get your dick inside a big tit blonde bitchs asshole, but it takes a massive effort unless you are born into money and good looks. I don't think it is worth is.

the chad shitpost

please respond

Am I Chad?

>Surf for 5+ hours every day
>There are always friends at my apartment hanging out, watching tv and smoking weed, even when I'm not there
>More muscular than ottermode despite casual lifting 1-2 times a week
>Eat primarily junk food and pizza, drink at least 3 nights a week
>I don't have a formal job I just find ways to make money like helping people move for a few hundred bucks, selling weed, etc.
>Have a 10/10 girlfriend who is cool with me banging other girls as long as I go to sleep with only her at night

Your life sounds awful wtf

Youfaggots misunderstand so much. You are like a child in your view of the world

A chad gets to SLAY top quality POON without having to CHANGE who he IS. He can STAY TRUE to HIMSELF and get what he wants. YOU have to CHANGE YOURSELF to get what you want. YOU have to SACRIFICE your INDIVIDUALITY

>>Surf for 5+ hours every day
Calling bullshit. You must be a kook. Get off my fucking board

whatever he wants with little effort. Which comes as much from having low goals as it does the means to achieve it. Being Chad means never having to worry about your role in life.. One look at you and everyone already knows.

its a feelgood life. not the best life, but it does feel good.

Speak louder, faggot

hahahahahaaahahh hi virgin

That guy is so fucking alpha.

>You eat BROCCOLI and MASTURBATE

No you are a loser. You have nothing i want except your gf's pussy, which there is plenty of.

Rather have 100 coconuts instead of 99 coconuts type of deal.

how? whenever i try to project my voice, I'm still not loud enough

the sex doesn't matter

CHAD is CHAD because he is mentally healthy and socially well adjusted because he grew up in a LOVING and UNBROKEN household with parents that encouraged him to SUCCEED in life. you can BUY sex or acquire it through NEFARIOUS means, but you can't buy CHAD's decades of POSITIVE emotional brain patternings

Whenever I am at the club, I find myself surrounded by groups of women. I think it's because I'm a good dancer. However, I never know how to go from there. It's usually to loud to have a good chat. I could introduce myself but what the fuck do I say? "do you come here often" is just a dumb tactic imo.

Please help

its a meme

Underrated

damn ive been thinking of an accurate way to describe my hand and arm motions while dancing and youre spot on with call of duty reload animations

>Respect
>Admiration
>Unforced attraction
and validation
>Stop trying to rationalize your ugliness.
This. Its pathetic

incels arent mad at others, they just hate being left out. I can empathize with that. They'd do exactly the same as Chad if they had the opportunity. They're honest about it, unlike the fat strength retards never tiring of mentioning how they lift for themselves. Yeah sure you do, thats why you gotta mention it constantly. Fucking insecure losers
I dont care for incels' misogyny, but I can see where they are coming from

Lmao this shit is funny

halo effect, everyone likes whatever he does because of his appearance. Even if you're aware of it, it still works

I wouldn't trade your life for mine so no.
t. an everyday Veeky Forums loser

How the fuck do you afford an apartment, food, and drinking money

>Pussy is pussy, all feels the same. And the average woman is pretty attractive nowadays.
this is how I know you havn't been with a lot of women yet. pussy isn't pussy. they don't all feel the same.

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wtf, Chad is a pretty cool dude

Pics

>everyone else gets sex as well

That's where you're wrong, kiddo

I was friends with someone who grew into a chad in his early twenties, he wasn't the happiest person in the world but he had the hottest girls fighting over him

Every week he'd have slept with a different 9/10, usually from our group of friends/acquaintances, the drama it would cause was like a reality TV show

and me and the other guys were the ugly side-characters

>mfw little sister is dating an actual chad named chad

wtf god

You're at a club. "a dumb tactic" is what they're there for. Seriously, as long as you're confident, you can make each pickup line stupider than the last and you'll still get a high success rate.

> tfw been getting irrationally irritated at normies lately

What's happening to me

"Whatever guy like me stole your girlfriend, that wasn't me."

lmfao

become gay and literally just walk into a place.

The gays are ready to pounce on a nice bubble butt.

Been doing ur squats, user?

checked and fucking kek'd

Is no one going to address the fact that he has a hoodie over his backwards cap?

pics of you and gf

truecels accept their place in the natural order and worship chads, all they hate are other incels (especially copers, gymcels and escortcels)

>search Google for images
>Chad Thundercock

>"a dumb tactic" is what they're there for.
then why do so many guys get rejected?

why do girls talk about going there just for free drinks and attention

>mfw it's true

if ur gonna claim 10/10 u gotta post a pic

No you're Surfin' Samson

>"Fuck you crab."
What a legend

not helpful tbqh

You have to be fuckable for them to entertain fucking you, fool

If you don't look better than average in that club, you get swerved. Tired of getting swerved? Go to clubs where guys are uglier than you

>Go to clubs where guys are uglier than you
what if i'm a 3/10? where do i go?

halo effect buddy

MLP convention parties

Not clubs, fool

try your best to get rich and or become interesting
complaining on imageboards isnt gonna get you very far buddy

hes right though. all of those guys trip over eachother to say one word to the girl and it makes them all come off as weird orbiters.

I don't want to be popular.
I don't want 100's of women.
I want one good one.

Actually that is true, anyone who is able to leave his house and speak will be able to get laid. You might get a fatty, you might get a sleeping princess or you if you are Chad you will be able to slay top pussy even without alcohol. So if sex is a game breaker for you (I don't see any particular reason for it to be any more important than sleeping, eating or shitting, but that's me) you have two options:
>be Chad
>acquire enormous fortune

I don't want lingerie models.
I definitely don't want their upkeep.
Give me a 6 that tries hard and cooks.

I don't want to slay top pussy.

What do you guys even think chads do?

According to Veeky Forums they don't even have jobs. Replace surfing with any other hobby or time spending that isn't work and that's what the mythical Chad does

>Pussy is pussy, all feels the same.
That's patently false, fucking an 8 brightens your day, slamming a 10 is a confidence and test booster that just makes you feel like a conqueror.

>And the average woman is pretty attractive nowadays.
What, maybe in eastern Europe or something, but most women are getting fatter and frumpier. The top 10% keep getting hotter but the average girl has slid down considerably since even the 80s.

and that desperation is why you repel women

It might not be your choice, though...but if it is, be my guest. Some incels from Veeky Forums will tell you, you are coping, so enjoy that as well.

Would naming my son Chad make him a Chad?

I don't tho, and that isn't desparation... all of these "benefits" that a Chad enjoys are unfulfilling, uninspiring, and nihilistic. You also can't develop as a complete person when you never have to exert yourself to achieve things. It's like winning the lottery, everyone thinks they want to... but talk to the people who have... it doesn't help them become happier.

>go to club
>be short (5'9)
>Find Doran the Dwarf in the lower level
>Tell him his beard looks great, and that you need a quiet space
>gain entrance to the Short Boy Dwarf Deck
>Fuck 4'2 dwarf bitches in silence while feeling great being the tallest guy in the room

Works for me.

>trips
>dumb post
is this the power of autism?

I wish i was chad

>LARPs on the internet
Yeah, not a chad