How can I get "Chad" to notice me?

How can I get "Chad" to notice me?

As a chad, wear yoga pants.

by following chan protocol

Be good looking and give off an easy going/slutty vibe

Be a Stacy, if not then go for Brad he's a fun guy

>settling for Brad
Get a load of this cuckquean

If she is a Brittany she gets a Brad, I don't make the rules. Chad might fuck her, but he wouldn't stay with her.

Stacy doesn't date chad, she is the female chad

Hey, what do you all think Stacy and Chad would say if they knew we were always talking about them?

Dress slutty, try to sit/walk in front of him.

Act cocky and confident.
Dont forget that Stacy is a bitch.
helps if you got a nice ass

>Go to a different country on vacation
>Get constantly eye-fucked by the local women
>Return back to my country
>None of them even look
What the fuck Veeky Forums?

What country?

Sweden

From Norway to Canada.

Probably because lower average male height in leafland

In norway you are standard as fuck, obviously. Women love foreigners

That's the thing. I'm not even blonde. I'm a white guy with brown hair. I am tall though. I thought I'd look like any other leaf once I got there.

Maybe it's the foreign pheromones you released and they picked up on it

>foreign pheromones
For some reason that just made me laugh

there is still a wide variety of phenotypes among whites. Your scandi genes makes you look subtly different to the local population. Girls subconciously find this exotic and attractive.

kill yourself in front of him

Speaking as a leaf. In a lot of more rural (white) parts of Canada, there are plenty of people with some or mostly Scandinavian blood. A blond nordic looking guy wouldn't actually stand out from anyone else really, besides his accent. If he went to Toronto however he would stand out because he'd be the only white person, and a lot of these assorted brown ladies have a certain craving for tall, blond guys. Im guessing he was getting lots of pajeetas mirin him.

> 6,7 almost 6,8
>south slav/far east russian=tan-ish
>dirty blonde
>shitskin brown eyes
>193 pounds of steel and sex appeal
not able to pick up any thicc spicc chicc, pls help Veeky Forums bros

What the hell is a brad? Where can I read up on this stuff?

>low effort image
>no tits
>no timestamp
why are replying to this trash?