Veeky Forums trick #1

ALRIGHT KIDDO'S LEMME LEARN YOU A THING OR TWO.

LETS GET STARTED WITH GODS GREATEST PRE WORKOUT.

START WITH A CAN OF MONSTER, FILL A CUP UP HALFWAY

include me in screencap

im listening

GRAB THAT CREATINE.

Fucking hell, you ruined it already.

niggers

Preparing

IM FUCKING PANICKING

DOESNT MATTER WHAT KIND MOTHER FUCKER JUST SOMETHING

Oh no.

I'm very excited to see where this goes

YOU KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT MOTHERFUCKERS DONT ACT LIKE YOU DIDNT SEE IT COMING, ADD A SCOOP AND WATCH THAT SHIT FIZZLE

what the fuck is happening

>it's a "redditor mixes a bunch of gross foods together and spams his cancerous reaction images then compiles it into an unreadable meme-filled screencap that will be posted on r/Veeky Forums and every "humor" thread until the end of time" episode

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my heart is PALPITATING

WATCH YOURSELF THOUGH IT GETS PRETTY CRAZY,
PROTIP: DONT DRINK THAT FIZZ ITS LIKE WATERY COTTON CANDY FROM HELL

man fit has some of the most autistic members

w-what now OP

PUT SOME HOTSAUCE IN IT FAGGOT

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OP is going to leave humanity behind.

add some oats now

ADD TWO CAFFEINE PILLS, CUT THEM OPEN BREAK THEM I DONT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK

PUT SOME EGGS IN

Add an avocado

at least mix some eggs in it or something
none of this has been reaction worthy so far

DAILY REMINDER THAT OP IS A SAMEFAGGING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE

OP is preparing for blast off

fucking drink it pussy

Obvious samefag

oh sht that looks like kidney stones wtf.

CAN YOU FEEL IT NOW MR. KRABS.

ur gonna die OP.

RIP OP

these aren't funny and never were/

Cum in it

jizz in it you shitlord
i hope you die tonight op

Half a monster and 2 caffeine pills isn't even that much caffeine

Those are rookie numbers

I CALL THIS LEAN FOR THE LEAN MEAN MAN MACHINES, GET READY FOR THE GREATEST WORKOUT OF YOUR LIFE(IGNORE THE HEADACHE IF YOU GET ONE THATS SATAN TRYING TO TEST YOUR NATTY MENTAL BARRIERS)

LAST PROTIP: DRINK THE REST OF THE FUCKING MONSTER YOU PUSSY

CHECK IN NEXT TIME WHEN I REVEAL MY POST WORKOUT SHAKE WITH MORE THAN 300G PROTEIN AND 2000 CALORIES, TILL NEXT TIME SMALL FAGS

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fucking weak.
bet you didn't even drink it you pussy.

TRY IT PUSSIES AND COME BACK AND TELL ME YOU AREN'T IMPRESSED YOU LITTLE FAGS

oh fuck here we go

Time stamp of you drinking it or gtfo

Also get me in the cap, not this other faggot

Thanks for wasting my time man, I thought you were gonna be cool but I guess you were just another baiting loser from /r9k/

i don't need to try it, i get all the preworkout i need from my boyfriend's dick
just drink it faggot

u fucking beta u didnt even drink it kys

Fuck off little dyel pussies I drink this every time i work out be a beta faggot somewhere else for a change

this thread is cancer i hope you all die

Oh shit OP is gonna ascend

>when you go into maximum over-scoop

nigga u just made anti-lean

IS HE DEAD?

get on my level niggertits

These arent comfy sips

So what exactly is wrong with putting creatine in monster? Sounds kinda whatever to me

will the "sips" meme die when summer is over and kids go to school again?

90% of replies in this thread are OP. just move on.

put me in the screencap!~

sure is reddit in here. christ

please include me in the screencap im dying of renal failure due to this meme please

there will be no screencap.
SAGED
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This was pretty disappointing

Post the fucking post workout one you giant dong munching faggot

LMAO

Dubs speaks the truth lol OP is just samefagging

Sips has always been a meme lol

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honestly fuck off if you think im samefaging. this wasn't going to be a crazy fucking shitpost im trying to share with you an actual preworkout i made that honestly helped me gain mass and go up in weight.

2 caffeine pills and a monster is 600mg of caffeine .
You'll soon be able to see the true the power of my 2g caffeine theanine brew

Let's do this!

>no beta alanine
>no citrulline or arginine
>not even a high caffeine dose
any dyel could make a better preworkout by just reading the ingredient labels on a few premixed products

>2g caffeine theanine brew

>Not even a high caffeine dose