Jerk off daily

>jerk off daily
>wake up early in the morning by painfully hard boners

will getting the so coveted gf fix my problems?

im 24 kissless virgin

Stale boners suck.

Dont drink anything before u go to sleep

Yeah probably, but it'll give you the new problem of having to deal with a mostly uninteresting person. Unless you manage to find a unicorn. You really have to decide what problem is better to have.

i am so bored with my life that getting someone to care about could be nice change of pace

too bad im average looks at best
at least not a manlet so thats good.

Average looks are absolutely fine. All you need is confidence. And part of that confidence comes knowing that most women are also painfully average. Stop thinking that women are special and are going to change your life. They're not. Once you stop caring so much it'll just happen. Work on yourself rather than working on fucking a girl.

>problems
i dont see a problem..

yeah good point
still, i have some issues (especially related to self portraying) that bring me down

i did change for better during last year but i still have long road ahead of me.

Im also not very outgoing, more like shut in person and i barely meet women outside of my workplace.

This is true and something i had heard a lot when i was younger, but didnt fully understand till i was a bit older. Once you get over the fact they have a pussy between their legs women are mostly boring.

Different guy, but here's another tip. Learn to articulate concisely and intelligently. Ever "uh" or "um" broadcasts your insecurity and no matter what you look like are act will overcome this obvious flag. Be careful to not be too eloquent as it will come off as pretentious.
Also if you encounter a girl that can do the same then she's a keeper. Finding a girl that is capable of conveying an original thought is devastatingly hard to find.

Girls are boring and shallow because they're told their entire lives that they're a princess and other bullshit.
My gf grew up without a dad and had it rough and as a result she was able to express herself and find an outlet in cooking, sewing, and drawing.
Every gf I had before her were spoiled brats that only had watching TV as a hobby and they thought the notion of cooking was sexist as if they didn't need to learn to feed themselves.
Society is fucking stupid at this point in time.

my ex-gf wants to come over and fuck tomorrow morning but everytime we do she thinks we're dating again. Should I do it Veeky Forums?

You prob won't be able to get it up when you need to.

No, grow a fucking spine and drop her for good. If you could fuck her then you can fuck other bitches, so why keep a fucking crazy one around?

cause crazy ones are the hottest fucks.
do you even sex bro?

Lost my virginity to a crazy bitch, and that scared me pretty good. Especially didn't help that I took said crazy girls virginity, so when I dropped her she tried to use it to guilt me. It was annoying and she kept trying to get back into my life calling from other people's phones and shit.

No, morning wood is normal for healthy males. If you're not getting it then you might have either low test levels or a brain tumour. I'm not even memeing, there was an user a while back who stopped getting his wake up erections and it turned out there was literal cancer in his brain. Getting a gf will only serve for a wet hole to fuck with that diamond dick with which you're waking up.

What if below average?

In my experience the average man isn't as unattractive as many people think, but those under the line are just plain revolting.

You can always look decent as a man as long as your genetics are not completely fucked. Well, even then you can get some plastic surgery. And if you don't want to do that, you better become really successful somehow so you can at least get the golddigger whores. But really, as long as you're successful and interesting you'll find a girl. You have to remember that there are also a ton of unattractive females out there. And roasties in their late 30s who are on the verge of killing themselves because they cannot find a husband.

desperate roasties are top tier wife material i reckon
not

tfw have crush on this smart cute girl that is ambitious, but im probably >not good enough for her

>21
>no morning wood even when I was a teenager
>pretty much impotent, sometimes erections are okay
>most of the time shit
>when I get it up and try to fuck insta premature ejaculation

Should I completely give up on women?
Should I just fucking kill myself?

How do u nut right away while not being able to get a good boner

I just do :^)

>wake up with an erect penis
>get horny randomly throughout the day
>get hard even when working out

Seriously, my sexdrive must be insanely high

I wake up with a boner in the morning then fuck my gf

living the dream

>ywn wake up next to freckled face of your crush and cuddle a bit afterwards

why even inhale air

The princess thing is true. It also spills into the work place and make women insufferable cunts to work with

>Jack off twice before gf comes over
>Dying to smash once she gets here
>Save myself all day
>No drive by the time she comes over

I'm a 24 year old kv too and I haven't woken up with a boner in years. My dick has given up.

>Dont drink anything before u go to sleep
>Not drinking a glass of milk (or almond milk) right before bed for those delicious REM dream gains
Never gonna make it

How do I get harder boners Veeky Forums? As-is I spent most of sex with my girlfriend with a 3/4 erection instead of rock hard. Is my test fucked or do I need to get on no-porn?

calcium

ok i just found out my cute crush is having last day of summertime work at my workplace

its fucking over lads

Same thing happened to me recently. Ask for her number. What do you have to lose?

nothing really
it would sound desperate tho