/autism stories/

Who /autism/ here?
>go to gym occasionally see qte asian gym crush
>one time noticed her staring at me so i waved
>greet her times i see her
>she seems to like me or is just very smiley
>so today before she leaves i make random chit chat and ask for her number so we can workout together
>have no phone on me
>say "ill give my number instead"
>autism kicks in
>give her the wrong number accidentally
>the one time gym crush seems interested i autism mode wrong number.
>HOW TO INTERACT WITH QTE.14 FEMALE WITHOUT MALFUNCTION?

Who else forever alone autism?

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You dropped your spaghetti.

Think it as weightlifting. You don't squat 100 kg in sandals on the first day. You also shouldn't overexert yourself when training out of autismo. Start with simple shit like asking time and moving to more advanced stuff when you are comfortable about asking time. In time you should be able to hold a conversation without spilling spaghetti.

Had the chance to kiss a girl but high five'd her instead

The thing is i've asked girls out before and stuff but occassionally theres a 50/50 chance if im talking to girl i like spaghetti falls out...

When its a girl i don't really care about it's not a problem.

>girl wanted to feel my dick in her pussy
>banged her in the ass accidentally

Not even autism, you just fucked up. Explain it to her next time and she won't give a fuck

An autistic person would likely have no problem remembering a phone number. They tend (not always but often) to be very good at memory tasks and problem solving. You're not autistic user, you're just stupid.

>ask for the time
>she notices your watch

hmmm

I'm literally autistic 100% of the time and my gf just calls it cute. I'm 6'4 250 lean tho. I'm also really poor and she's invested in having our kids and letting me chill at home while she makes the money. Find a gf into momdom and you're set I guess.

/autism story/

Going into a meeting in a few minutes
I feel like I am preparing for war
I analyze everything that happens in the meetings
How I get treated and how people talk to me I over analyze everything
I a stepping into the meeting now
I feel like I am going to war or something
Plz pray for me
Plz pray Veeky Forums
I need help

>squat 100kg in sandals
heh heh

>give her the wrong number accidentally

He specified accidentally. He doesn't have a memory problem; he just panicked in the moment.

You are the stupid one.

> Be me 178lb, 5'7" manlet
> Formerly obese now just fat
> At gym on bench staring at self in mirror
> Zoned out thinking about how ugly I am
> Qt walks right in front of me to put dumbbells back
> After few seconds realize her ass is in my face, looks like i am starring at ass
> Think I'll look like a creep if I make eye contact so I keep looking forward directly at ass till she leaves
> See her later and she looks at me with a face of disgust
> mfw
Does anyone else just kind of stare at themselves in the mirror and zone out to prevent eye contact with others? Even when people stand right in front of you

You should have said, sorry I was in a trance

>They made fun of me after the meeting right before the meeting is over they mentioned a comment about me
>I guess they expect me to dwell on what they said but I wont
I wont worry about this shit

Haha I was in that meeting, we are all laughing about you, people even started writing about you in our whatsapp group

In every life we have some trouble, but if you worry you make it double. Don't worry. Be happy.

Jokingly explaining works better

...

>going out with girl for 2 months
>she always messages me and responds with lots of smileys
>go out again last weekend
>no more kissey face smiles, takes half a day to respond to my good morning text this morning.
>its over brehs, fuck and I just started to think she would make for a great gf.

I'm just curious how many of you guys work in industries that deal with people?
I used to be a socially awkward sperg and then I spent a couple years installing furnaces and had to talk to a wide array of different kinds of people.
After that I got over it and talking to people became natural.

>asking about time in times when everybody has a dumbphone
not trying to hate, but she'll think you are either so fucking poor you can't afford one or you are creepily hitting on her. Any other conversation starters for autists?

>tfw I can't DL without listening to One Punch Man main theme
>tfw autistic virgin

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I'm going to make it, brahs, but will I find joy once I'll do?

Iktf man. I fucking know and hate this feel. Where did it go so wrong

Reposting

>Freshman year
>all sorts of girls from different middle schools coming to one high school
>SurelyIhaveachancenow.jpg
>Cute girl thinks I'm hilarious
>we'll call her erica
>always getting cozy with me
>I have a disorder that when things go good
>I go autistic
>For some reason start insulting her
>Call her chewbacca because she has peach fuzz on her lip
>Plug out her computer while she's doing an essay in english class
>One day shes trying to call her mom for a ride home
>Blurt out into the phone "Erica likes penis! : v )
>However
>No matter how far my powerlevel would ascend
>She would just awkwardly laugh it off
>Eventually she moves on to another guy
>He starts hanging out with us
>One day after school he's with me and Erica
>Decide to go max power even tho its a monday
>I say "Erica you have something in your hair lol"
>"Oh Where"?
>Lean over and spit in her hair because I think its gonna be a funny joke
>Yell out "RIGHT HERRRR!!"
>She has a look that I lack the vocabulary to describe
>It a mix of horror, sadness, shock and despair.
>If someone saw they would think she was raped.
>The dude who was with us then proceeds to beat my ass like there's no tomorrow.
>was quite surprised but figured out quickly his reasoning
>Erica watches us.
>It reminded me of my chinese cartoons.
>When the main character swoops in the nick of time to save the girl.
>I was a pretty fast thinker and already knew the outcome of the situation
>Realize I have no chance of winning
>Realize that I have to escape
>Realize that I must go home and learn how to endure shame
>Realize that I might have something wrong with me
>I was able to escape the beating and had to have my mom pick me up at a walmart 3 miles away from the school.

The worst part is this isn't even the most cringest moment of my HS career.

Or even my life

dump her right away and cease contact

How the fuck don't you know you're own phone number?

Stop watching animes, buddy. In what world do you think spitting at anyone us going to be fun and cutesy

There's you're problem, stop caring about women

I thought she would just playfully punch my arm.

post more of ur cringe stories that was pretty good user

Do you live in central PA and is your gf fat?

Again, you seriously consume too much japanese and other media which is completely detached from reality. You otherwise have to be an utter downie to think that spitting on someone can ever be appropriate in any situation

Oh boy where do i start
I have so many autism encounters that i either forgot to record or my mind just shoves it into a corner on top of a pile of embarrassing moments

reading things like this give me hope that I'm not a lost cause

post cringiest story pl0x

> pick up 5Ib dumbbells
> try to spin in my hands
> one falls
> bounces off the ground
> cracks mirror
Had to pay for a new one

You just became a bully, like Cartman or something.

I cant really remember any autismo stories right now but today when i left the gym i said have a good weekend to the girl at the counter, only when i was already outside the gym did i realize its tuesday.

Autism is not curable tho