I did it Veeky Forums... I fucking did it

>be me
>on holiday in Romania
>Romanian girl starts talking to my non lifting friends
>asks why I'm so quiet
>says am I shy
>I still don't make any effort
>later on I talk to her all night just asking her random questions
>she says "you have the muscles"
>I stretch my pecs out
>she glances right at them
>I ask ger if she wants to go somewhere private
>I end up banging her in tge town square
>I'm only 200lbs too abd haven't even hit 1/2/3/4 yet

Thank you Veeky Forums

nice blog

Fake that's not her

yes it is

>act like a weirdo
>bang a roastie slav that probably has a developmental disorder
>"Thank you Veeky Forums"
Congrats, I guess? Nothing you did was an accomplishment you should associate with getting fit.

No that's fakes it's not her

Fake picture that's not her

yes it is dude I just took the picture just now, look I took another one to prove it

Ok. I believe now

Loser puts not effort into social skills, gets laid every couple of years. Congrats bro, living the neet dream.

Romanians aren't slavs dammit

correct, they're gypsy scum

kek

Nah bro. I've been there. Most of them are white. Apart from the gypsy rodents ofc

Op here, obviously thats not her, you autists

Thanks for the proof, but she really slimmed down fast.

Jealousy itt

So what's your secret op? No way a natty could pull that off

well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, it really is her! nice, man!

600mg test e
8-12 alcoholic drinks

where are you from that going to Romania would be considered a holiday?

Contrasts, man!

I don't have my glasses on, but I can tell she's a QT from the outline

UK

Lold pussy a fuck pussy

better get tested after banging a foreign slut in town square

daniel please neck yourself

Kek

Not him but fuck you

Tested for what? Being too alpha?

best post in thread

kek, literally has to go to gypsy land as a vacation from pakistanis

>you have the muscles

op confirmed for larper, romanians do not speak english like that

no shame coming here to pay for cheap prime poon, but these girls are not miring uuu, and you don't really seduce them

Chad don't get tested. He spreads his honeydick willingly knowing the girls would happily still take it even with a 100% chance of an STD. He then gets AIDS and dies in a motorcycle crash at age 31, leaving behind a tribe of illegitimate children. Such is the glorious life cycle of the chad.

Fuck off, they are not "white". You've probably only been in Bucharest you shithead traveller, next time go do a beach vacation fggt. I have seen almost all of Romania

We've got a millennial "traveller" here

Why does it matter?

Is your only achievement in life having white parents?

Prior to reading the replies to this thread, I did not have hypertension. I need to cut back on my salt intake.

Did you just assume user's race??

Yes.

Identity politics is a useful distraction peddled by the bourgeois media to inhibit class consciousness.

Classic bourgeoisie fascism scenes.

>Making it
>Banging 1 random sloot abroad

Pick one

more redpills pls

height?

4'12

You banged a slut,congrats.I dont have to move from my basement to get sluts.Literally.And I never fuck then cuz fuck sluts

>commie blaming identity politics for holding communism back when actually identity politics are communism's current iteration

White, male workers wouldn't fall for communism's class warfare bullshit, so white, male workers were abandoned by the ((intellectuals)) leading the movement and instead ((they)) found other hosts to infect with their ideology of celebrating weakness. Since the majority wouldn't do their bidding they turned to the minority. Of course a true minority would never be enough to make communism happen, so they got creative and started glueing all the different minorities together into a victimhood collective. On the way they even made up new minorities that never existed before.

Identity politics is the sick child of the Frankfurt School, decidedly left-wing, 100% Jewish in origin and 100% deadly if successful. Neo-liberal / neo-con collaboration with indoctrinated parts of academia is not the origin of identity politics, it's how true capitalists deal with opposition, they corrupt it, they buy it out. Personally, I would prefer if we hung marxists from trees and called it a day. But if we must find a pseudo-peaceful solution I guess the way the boomer generation chose is viable. Just pray along in the church of diversity while changing nothing and hope it dies down due to corruption and fatigue. Could work.

>life cycle

lmao

Good stuff. Keep fighting the good fight brother.

Good. Now think about what happened. She chose YOU out of your manlet dyel friends. She was looking to get fucked and you were the "alpha" of the pack, despite not being extroverted.

This is what's good about hanging out with people who are lesser than you. You'll always be on top. This is good for parties, outtings, holiday, etc. However, at business, career, and trying to better yourself, YOU are the beta of the group.

It's, like, all relative bruh.

>on holiday in Romania

stopped reading here

Who the fuck goes to fucking Romania for holidays?

Goddamnit bro just let user have his moment

>identity politics is communist in design and nature, which is why communists are vehemently anti-idpol
ahahahahaha what the fuck
also,
>it's another "blame the jews" episode
man i hate reruns

"late capitalism" is the biggest meme of them all

>y-yeah people are going to wake up and will start implementing marx soon, j-just you wait
>and it will totally work out this time

>advocate communism
>post a Jew
>communism isn't Jewish though

hmmmmm

>communists are vehemently anti-idpol

No true communist fallacy. Most identity politics believers will tell you they like the idea of communism. That's the support communism has today. But keep telling yourself that there are true communists out there who see through identity politics.

then why do all these "(((intellectuals)))"- zizek, chomsky, and the like- denounce idpol as anti-revolutionary? why did Cuba, thr USSR, and other socialist states execute homosexuals and others who fall under the "idpol umbrella" en masse?

because communists are anti-idpol. class identity is central to communist theory; national identity, religious identity, sexual identity, etc. are seen as tools of the capitalist to divide the proletariat.

>inb4 "b-but no true commie xd"

tumblr socdem feminists who claim to be commies in their twitter bios because they went to a bernie rally once aren't commies. sorry, they're just not, my friendo

>costanza is a jew so commies are jewish
fuck u got me

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Wow, she looks just like the real thing. Neat.

The fuck is a milenial

This is Diletta Leotta and she's an italian football(soccer) journalist.

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

The pec thing just makes you look retarded, you didn't have to do it faggot. If the story is true, she probably told her friends that she fucked a hot retarded dude.
I can confirm that being shy works a lot, but you need to be in shape/good looking. The same "why are you so quite?" happened to me two weeks ago and we ended up fucking.

That's Diletta Leotta you fucking democrat.

>>be me
>>on holiday in Romania
>>Romanian girl starts talking to my non lifting friends
>>asks why I'm so quiet
>>says am I shy
>>I still don't make any effort
>>later on I talk to her all night just asking her random questions
>>she says "you have the muscles"
>>I stretch my pecs out
>>she glances right at them
>>I ask ger if she wants to go somewhere private
>>I end up banging her in tge town square
>>I'm only 200lbs too abd haven't even hit 1/2/3/4 yet
>
>Thank you Veeky Forums
>
>Fake that's not her
The girl in the pic is DILETTA LEOTTA. famous italian tv star.

>I end up banging her in tge town square
stop lying to your friends user

why is this boring text pasta? i don't know what people get from it

Going to eastern europe is pretty common for western europeans because it's cheap and especially the beer is cheap, lotta guy friend groups that go there to party

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>zizek, chomsky, and the like- denounce idpol as anti-revolutionary

Meh. I bet they still use terms like "misogyny" and "racism" unironically. They're just trying to be edgy, not actually standing up to cultural marxism.

>why did Cuba, thr USSR, and other socialist states execute homosexuals and others who fall under the "idpol umbrella" en masse?

Probably because that was before modern cultural marxism and commies had not yet been infected with ideas of everyone non-white and non-male being oppressed.

>le right wing is same as left wing meme

Okay, /leftypol/, take care.

another poor slav who can't afford modern civilization

dude you're embarrassing yourself just stop responding

what is romania

Nice work. She is hot

>test and alcohol
Idiot

>They're related to romans. The roman empire of Italy. So romans/italians. The language sounds like italian.

Is what every romanian tells me.

>romanian
>slav

kek

But that's fucking wrong

>WE

Tell them, not me.

says someone who supports communism, the deadliest ideology of all time.

WTF is wrong with Veeky Forums? That's clearly just the pic in OP cropped.

You people are so fucking stupid.

pls be bait

>pls be bait
is this bait?

> pls be bait
>is this bait?
pls be bait

Good job OP. I'm going to Bulgaria in a month.

>fucking a gypsy

Are you fucking crazy? She probably robbed you AND put a curse on your cock!

You got played hard nigger.

> pls be bait
>is this bait?
>pls be bait
is this bait?

This user is correct. The left no longer tries to protect jobs and wages, it completely abandoned the working man for activist minority groups. Trump won because of this betrayal.

Fucking leftypol retards just die already you don't belong here.
The left doesn't lift because you're all useless lazy assholes who wish to redistribute muscles or at very least bring everyone down with you,it's jealousy of anyone who aspires to improve himself,it is the cucks and the weaks creed

They never tried to do that that was only a cover same as trade unions were never about protecting the interests of the working class,and probably activism of minority groups ain't even the real goal,but the downfall of the west is.
Cultural Marxism is nothing but a trojan horse who has made its way into the institutions thanks to hedonistic boomers educated enough to be indoctrinated and to think of themselves as smart enough to understand everything and that is the worse kind of idiot,one who hasn't experience reality yet thinks knows everything that's why students who haven't experience the real hardships and the sons of rich people fall to for that meme always.
> pls be bait
>is this bait?
>pls be bait
>is this bait?
pls be bait
If he is really a commie against ide tity politics he doesn't know he is one of those horrible nazis,he doesn't understand socialism in national socialism is what he refers to,it has happened before,they against really useful idiots but some have a good heart and best intentions,some do wake up,most are simply retards.

>I have seen almost all of Romania.
They you'd know they're not gypsies.

Wanna know how I know that? I'm romanian. Living in Romania.

This, "late capitalism" is a nonsensical term invented by liberals too conscious of history to see Rome burning around them. That post, however, is largely correct

>she says "you have the muscles"
>you respond "4 u"
>hfw

>surely this is the end of capitalism's campaign