How to instantly tell if someone is a DYEL

how to instantly tell if someone is a DYEL

>wearing a hat in the gym

if they look like they don't lift

They post on Veeky Forums

If they wear basketball shorts

>wearing a hat backwards in the gym

>posts on Veeky Forums
>squats in the squat rack
>sips
>wears anything besides skin tight yoga pants and cum stained wife beaters
>doesn't have a lifting belt on while squatting the bar
>adds liquid to their creatine
>can go 2 minutes on the treadmill without passing out
>doesn't deafen people with their alpha scream while repping 1pl8 on the bench
>doesn't tip the gym gnomes
>breaks eye contact with themselves while fondling their balls in the mirror during skull crushers

Feelsbadman. What is Veeky Forums approved shorts then?

I'm trying to grow my hair long to see if I like it but it looks like shit rn so i wear a hat.. it's not a SnapBack though if that helps

literally anything but basketball shorts

I wear a SnapBack hat and wilks 400

i know your pain, eventually i chopped it because it got annoying

any shorts that are above the knee, like soccer shorts.

>Starting off with a lighter weight and then working up their working set

This
Chad starts with 300% of his one rep max and works down to his 8-12 rep max

>doesn't tip the gym gnomes

I FUCKING KNEW I WASN'T SEEING THINGS

jake owes me $20

>does reps 300% of his one-rep max

if he did that then it wouldn't be his one-rep max then now would it fuckface?

Chad is so aplha he doesn't heed to any rules of logic

>what is hyperbole

holy fucking kek.

...

>taking the bait, hook, line, and sinker

>wear a baseball cap to cover my abnormal balding pattern from compulsive scalp picking
>doing overhead presses
>rotate my hat backwards so the bar doesn't knock it off
>rotate my hat forwards when i'm done the set
fuck you, i don't want people staring at my bald spots

Grew mine... 5 years... Started front balding. When I sweat you can tell... Other than that you wouldn't know.

What about old school basketball shorts?

Shave your head if you're that concerned
Fucking brainlet.

>listening to music to psych themselves out
>asking people of they are using a piece of equipment
>practicing form with low weight

Gloves

Jockstrap.

>that guy that does 275 for quarter squat reps
>that guy who rack pulls 4plate above the knees