How does Veeky Forums sleep? Is it best to sleep naked?

How does Veeky Forums sleep? Is it best to sleep naked?

I sleep in a racing car. Do you?

>How does Veeky Forums sleep? Is it best to sleep naked?
It's IMPERATIVE that you sleep naked.

user WANT MILKY MILKY NOW NOW NOW NOWNOWWWWWWWWWWW

I sleep in a small bed by myself.

>kek

you fucking autist

Just me and my mommy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout She asked if I was down ?for something yummy and I asked what and she said she'd give me her milkies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes mommy happy that her breasts are sore... More mommy! More!! 1 milkies, 2 milkies, 3 milkies, 4 I'm mommy's little baby and she's my candy store! She is so squishy!She makes me feel good! She fills me up like a mommy should!~

In a large, expensive bed. With sheets I haven't washed in months, and a massive hole developing on the side where I used to sleep (I have since switched sides).

>naked
>dick in hand

I've tried many times to sleep naked. I always wake up multiple times worried that I may get sprung naked due to a fire or something even though I live in apartment by myself.

I sleep on the hardwood floor in my gi
you wouldn't understand

god fucking dammit this makes me viscerally uncomfortable

>cucking
>brapping
>incest

what's the next fetish we'll normalize?

I sleep with boxers on in case someone shows up in the room because savages have no fucking manners
memory foam mattress topper is best

>Not intimidating them into leaving by helicoptering your penis as you leap out of bed.

>tfw my unerect penis is too small to helicopter

don't forget infantilization

Wait till your older and you can just use your saggy balls.

Mine sits pretty small too bro, just give it a jumpstart

>dicklets
When will they learn

>tfw sleep naked
>tfw when always worried i'll wake up to lil doo doo stains from farting in my sleep

I wish I could complete the joke you set up, but I can't. I sleep on a twin air mattress on the floor by myself.

>Mfw I have an edgy friend who unironically does this

I like to sleep naked with Mr. Jimson buried deep in the warm embrace of jinkly bottoms.

Sleeping naked is too much of a risk. In addition, I always get horny and rub my cock on the mattress until I spuck.

I sang this really enthusiastically in my head by accident. I think it's time to sleep

Why do Brits wear such ugly poppies? We wear these.

Degeneracy

I sleep in skeleton pajamas and a wife beater

always naked since 16teen. One of the best decisiones i made

Appropriate attire for a skeletor.

>wearing clothes in bed

Do Americans actually do this?

It is acceptable for women to wear lingerie or negligee to bed. That's about it.

Always
Even on holidays when other guys sleep in the same bed with me

just a fresh pair of underwear right after I get out of the shower.

Spooning my still overweight, but getting there girlfriend.

>sleeping naked
Nah man, don't want to rub my dick all over the fucking place, would be disgusting.

i've been taking up a lot of new habits lately

my uh.... morning wood cannot fit into most of the underwear i have..... so i was considering maybe taking up another habit tonight...

>More mommy! More!! 1 milkies, 2 milkies, 3 milkies, 4
Same user, let us sleep.

Holy shit I'm crying

Clean your fucking dick you retard

>tfw my ex used to wear a cute basque to bed because she found it comfortable

You motherfucker

>I read this in AlphaDestiny's voice

kek havent seen this version before

i cringe every time i read this but it's still kinda funny

>gi
BJJ, judo or just a weeb? Will you fight or perish like a dog?

Nice jacket, anyone any info on that jacket?

I jacket every night, come over I'll let you inspect

>It makes mommy happy that her breasts are swole

Ftfy

>mommy
>mummy
Amerifat confirmed, kys

if i just fucked my gf i can fall alseep naked but normally need to wear boxers to fall aslep

I still don't find this meme funny

I sleep in a big bread with my wife

naked, the only thing I wear is my wife's pussy on my dick.

is it bad if I sleep 12-16 hours most nights?

who is this

mummy

only naked, for years already
and i'm always naked when nobody is looking

>naked
>$3,000 tempurpedic firm memory foam mattress
>Cuddled up to rifle in case basketball Americans break in
The only way.

Man, sometimes i kinda stop dreaming about living in the USA.

my wife

yeah, go to bread

It's not bad as long as you live in a predominately white area.
Anywhere with a lot of negros is about the same as Somalia though.

Sleeping naked feels great. Unfortunately I have a wet dream at least once a month so I tend not to do it. Cleaning semen from my pyjamas in the middle of the night is annoying enough.

I hug my pillow at night and pretend its a girl.

symetrically

Who here drinks to go to sleep?

only correct answer ITT