Imagine being so gay you get the bowl at chipotle

Imagine being so gay you get the bowl at chipotle

Fuck chipotle, its just a hipster taco bell. Fuck outta here shit-potle

I tried it, it was bland and dry and the chicken was burnt to hell probably to avoid another foodborne lawsuit
I go to Moes

Bowl is same price as burrito, but you always get more with the bowl. They will give you the tortilla on the side if you ask for it

this.

>go to chipoople
>get e.coli
>lose gains

no thank you

>stay hungry burritolets

I guess you can put "lets" behind anything and it makes sense.

>everyone who eats chipotle is a cucklet...hahahaha it works

>>>reddit?

Not even once buddy

Okay, my niggos, this is how you make autistic brekfist:

>oats to your preferences
>greek yoghurt to your preferences
>1 scoop of peanut whey
>4 rectangles of 99% chocolate
>fruit (preferably banana, don't use kiwi as they taste like bitch)
>fill with milk and cook this cunt up

congratulations, it's an autistic chocolate pudding

i work at shitpotle, we usually make the scoops a bit bigger with bowls because we don't have to wrap it so more food + getting a tortilla on the side is better

Never gonna make it

Chipotle is actually pretty great for clean bulking:
>bowl
>brown rice
>whatever beans
>chicken
>corn
>lettuce
>whatever sauce
>no guac, sour cream, or cheese

Add a shit ton of hot sauce and ask for a cup for water. 580 calories, 44 grams of protein, filling as fuck

Imagine being so gay you get a baked flour-sodium flap at chipotle

what's wrong with taco bell, queer?

If you can't tell the difference between the food served at taco bell and chipotle, you are either seven years old or legit retarded.

That actually looks good

Fuck I hate cutting

Get a bowl with, brown rice, black beans, peppers and onions, chicken, tomatoes, corn, sour cream, cheese, and guac. Add on so chips and you're floating at a nice 1600 calories. Use the chips to scoop the food out of the bowl.

Hey fuck all of you stupid assholes

>eating at restaurants
Why would I do that? I cook better food than most restaurants, and I can make them the way I want to without having to pay 3x the cost.

this. I live right next to a Chipotle and get it multiple times per week

>cheap
>easy
>shit ton of food
>food is actually decent quality
>healthier than 90% of restaurants

don't listen to the naysayers

>cheap
no
>easy
have to talk to people. BROWN people.
>shit ton of food
ok
>food is actually decent quality
nah
>healthier than 90% of restaurants
maybe if you eat around the harmful bacteria

COME STOP ME IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT BITCH

I PUT CAVENDER'S ON MY FUCKING ICE CREAM YOU ARE NOT PREPARED

I mean it looks good thanks user

Imagine being so gay that you come on fit and complain about being gay at Chipotle. You faggot

>cheap
i thought chipotle was significantly more expensive than almost all competing restaurants

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What do you get you fat loser. A burrito?

>lindt extra KRĂ„FTIG
lindt extremely STRONG

isn't this Veeky Forums's chocolate or what?

$12 for a very filling meal is cheap compared to most restaurants

I used to eat out a lot and its easily $30+ for 2 people compared to $25 flat for chipotle with all the extras

you can get a double chicken + double rice + double beans + extra fajita vegetables bowl for $9.50 or so.

it's a decent amount of food for that price.

it's still not worth it, but the convenience is nice.

Whoa! This guy figured out how exploitable memes work! You really are a genius, user.
>buying a Veeky Forums pass for this

For 12 bucks I can get 4L of organic milk with bucks to spare

Moe's is significantly worse than Chipotle around here

You can make two huge burritos out of one bowl if you ask for extra rice beans cheese extra meat if you want to pay a little more. They will give you two tortillas on the side if you ask

I usually go to Chipotle, get a bowl with double-trip meat, cheese, a few veggies and then I make this cilantro-garlic sauce at home which I put on it which really gives it a great taste:
1 bunch cilantro with stem removed
2 clove fresh garlic
3 tbsp extra virgin olive oil
1 tbsp lime juice
1/2 tsp kosher salt
1 cup plain greek yogurt

>mfw

So you're saying it's good for cutting?

>83x90

>not getting the burrito bowl at moes
cmon bro

You've got garbage taste

>Brown rice
>Pinto beans
>Fajitas
>Spicy salsa
>Carnitas
>Guac
>Cheese

best order coming through

>bowl
>brown rice
>black AND pinto
>double chicken
>medium sauce
>hot sauce
>corn
>light cheese
>lettuce

Pour some Yucateco habanero sauce over that and eat with the chips

any tricks to finnesse free/cheaper food

Imagine being so gay you frequently fantasize about the gym twink's feet

>brown rice
>black beans
>double steak
>veggies (they throw them in for free)
>corn
>medium salsa with hot on the side
>lettuce is dealers choice
>later at the gym
>LIGHTWEIGHT BABY.
I don't get the hate, yeah hipsters like it but when you need a meal in less than 5 minutes that's pretty healthy, go for it.

Yeah because a meal of solid food and 4L of milk definitely fill you up the same. You're a fucking moron.

Sorry for the large filesize. Here's a better version.

only way that works is if you ask for something that cost extra and when you get to the cashier you act like you didnt know it was extra and 4 out of 5 times they will say "its okay I wont charge you for this time". they try to really "value" customer service so they dont want to piss anyone off

Imagine being below 20% bf burritofag