Tfw no gf who caresses and feels your muscles

>tfw no gf who caresses and feels your muscles

>tfw no gf to hug and hold hands with

but that is degenerate user

sage

Get a whore. Honestly it's like unlocking a cheat code if you have money.

>tfw imaginary gf

>broke up with my gf and hate being alone but it's better than being with her

Gf was feeling muscles last night. Felt great. More satisfying than sex TBQH

>mfw I think about her grabbing my biceps, running her hands over my pecs and abs while her eyes roll back into her head as I put her on the express to pound town

>mfw we've got her place to ourselves in a couple days

>mfw the new sex toys arrive tomorrow and my next batch of weed lube turned out 100%

>sex toys
Get outta here, you degenerate.

>Not gagging your girl while tying a hitachi to her clit before spelunking her weedy backdoor while she has chain orgasms enabled by the mild high

I'll fuck yours next :^)

>bunch of sex toys
>weed lube
>don't even have your own place
>degenerate

>tfw no gf anymore

>tfw no big milkies mommy to caress my hair while i rest on her breasts

>not fucking college girls who have no car

Enjoy your roastie!

I have actually done this minus the weed lube and its fucking amazing and whitebread insecure faggots need to try it because honestly they're missing out.

>gf likes to feel my muscles
>grabs my body and says it feels "meaty"
>whenever she cooks she adds an extra portion of protein for me to "feed"
>tfw gf supports lifting and cooks for me

I get a little turned on when she cooks for me.

>tfw no gf to give you validation for all your hard work

Statistically speaking, this relationship will end.

>Date chick while on 1 month vacation
>She hugs me real tight and caresses me every night we went to sleep
>Tenderly kisses me every day to wake me up
>Finally leave to go back to my country
>Get text some days ago from her telling me she really misses me
Fuck I didn't want to feel this

>get home after long day
>12 hours at work, 1 and a half in the gym
>about to pass out
>hating life because college in one month and no friends to chill with
>doggo jumps on bed
>warmth from lab-pointer puppy heats up my aching quads
>looks at me with big brown eyes full of love
>licks my face

Everythings gonna be ok

you caninecucks are fucking disgusting

>College girl
>Sex toys
>Weed lube
>Not roastie
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

My ex gf used to massage my back in the shower and feel up my back and abs, then she'd get horny and we'd fuck. I still miss it.

you just need love

>tfw no girl who respects you besides your mom

Mom is always best

Those numbers don't lie. Have you told your mother you love her today, Veeky Forums?

I'm sorry that someone hurt you so badly that not even a dog's love can heal your heart.

I know this feel
>find out she's tearing through boyfriends because she's such a miserable cunt nobody wants to be with her
>find out she's miserable, angry, and hates life because of it, and has completely given up on men

But remember, it's men's fault she's a psycho bitch that no guy wants to be with.

>tfw no muscles to caress and feel
This is Veeky Forums you faggots.
Who cares about girls.

Why the fuck do you think 90% of guys are here?
>inb4 Veeky Forums is gay

Dude it's a fucking animal you paid 50 bucks for in a shelter, relax. It ain't one of the family.

I hugged my mom today

>tfw have a crush but too beta to ask her out
>tfw just imagining what we would do togheter
>today i even imagined her inviting me to meet her parents

the worst part is she probably even likes me

Good. She'll love you for who you are no matter what.

>tfw gf who doesn't mire your body
I got ripped for her

>met this girl on tinder and went on a date
>bar hopped around the city, had a great time
>kissed goodbye, said she wanted to see me again
>ghosted me after
>havent heard from her in 2 weeks

i thought we had something kinda special

it's not gay if you're honest with yourself.

>Tfw in love with 9/10 gf
>not done losing fat
>She doesn't caress my muscles

>have my driver's license, sorta
>I can ride with people who have their license for 5 years
>go on a trip with a girl
>traveling down the highway
>cops stop us
>instantly ask her license because they can see I'm not allowed to drive her if she doesn't have hers long enough
>she gives it
>cops say she can't ride with me
>look at her "You said you could ride with me"
>I didn't, I wanted to impress her and knew it wasn't allowed
>long story short I dropped her at the side of the highway and rode off
>haven't heard from her since

>just got out of relationship with 48 yr woman

So fucking good bros. Nothing better than having a mommy who will take care of you emotionally but who you can also fuck and creampie

Trick is meeting them, its a lot harder than people your own age

I almost puked reading this.

best age for a woman is 35 and up. Good on you for giving the older ladies some love

>tfw lifting doesn't make the autism go away

makes it worse, you'll be attracting more attention but don't know how to handle this

>tfw your mom doesn't even respect you
>tfw your mom thinks you a disappointment

>Tfw tiny 5'1 powerlifter gf with messy blonde hair, tattoos, and septum piercing that calls me daddy when I make her squirt all over her freshly washed sheets

I honestly don't deserve her

>5'1
>Tattoos
>Messy hair
Ew

No accounting for taste. Dubs thread?

jesus christ that sounds like the dream

>banging this pawg from tinder
>watching my black dick get swallowed by the contrasting pale ass

hnngh I love living in america

>spreading aids

This story doesn't make sense.
You can only drive a car if you are accompanied by someone that has his driver license for 5 years or longer, that is what you are saying??
And then you can drop her off and drive alone??
What??

>tfw gf who doesnt care about my muscles
Bitch doesnt even caress my abs like most girls do

Kind of red flag desu - low empathy.

>Implying white males aren't more overweight than black ones
The degeneracy isn't divided among races in burgerland, we are all pretty equal in that regard. Other than that I agreed.

is it good?
maybe i might make an imaginary gf too i am quite lonely

learn how to greentext you muppet.

better than being in a marriage where your wife doesn't caress and feel your muscles

One cost a whole lot more than being single. Women are fuckin scrubs bro, stay clean. They lure you in, keep you satisfied right until they don't have to.

Tfw have a gf but she still doesn't do that

>Septum piercing
That's the kind of girl who takes three dicks at once minimum when she's not with you.

I'm the one that told her to get one but that's a worldly opinion you got there you fucking pussy.

at least you got one

Wish I could desu

>tfw no gf and no muscles

I mean congrats that you got what you like, but I'm incapable of understanding how someone could possibly find a septum anything but outright ugly.
Literally takes a 10/10 to a 2/10.

Did you grow up with people that had that style or what?

mindfuck.jpg

>tfw waifu
I endure for her.

this
im sorry :(
fucking gf broke up with me last night , telling me things don't work anymore
pic related

what's an orgasm

Story? women simply don't stop being physically attracted to you if you don't let yourself go in the first place or if she married you for money.

>tfw punched my mom when i was 17

Sorry thinks didn't work out for you and you're girl but keep working out to escape from what you can anyways

never had a gf. I'm in my 30's. hitting on women I see is just not even considered an option anymore by my brain. I was always alone, and by now i don't know anything else. it's not that I'm especially ugly it's just i'm not even trying anymore and wouldn't know where to start.

some days i just wanna die.

29 year old virgin here, me too, i feel the same.

do you have friends?
if so hold on to them, it's increasingly hard to make new male/female friends after a certain time. mine had wives and kids and slowly drifted apart, we still talk but we don't hang out (not without their wives), and i'm very much alone for months at a time.
without a social circle i don't even get to meet new people so my life is a monotone line of loneliness. not being melodramatic but i will likely kill myself by 40 at this rate.

go climb some hardcore mountains user.

I just passed that point where all the decent women of my age have boyfriends. Future is looking bleaker and bleaker.

user you're my soul brother.
Doggos are goddamn wondderful blessings

What age are you user?
You know you can date ladies younger than you.
Have hope my friend

Do you guys even really want a gf? They seem like a lot of work.

>havent hugged mom or dad in over 10 years
>havent said i loved them a single time in my life
>21 and live with them

Do people actually tell their parents they love them and hug them for no reason?
Am i the only one that doesnt do that?
I havent said "i love you" to anyone yet. I wanna say it to my gf because i really do love her and im fairly certain she loves me too, but some people say thats not a good idea. Ill still do it tho.

this is my fetish

Maybe you don't love your parents.

My parents are stupid at times and selfish at other times for small things, but when things get serious you can see that they would do anything for me, and that I'm the most important thing in their life.

It's hard not to say I love you and mean it then, even if they have thousands of qualities you hate.

Maybe you do love them, and once you have a kid you'll suddenly get it and try to make up for the lost time by saying it over and over and wanting to spend more time together with them and your kid as a family.

This tbqh. It's an instant swipe left for me. It's just so fucking ugly. It makes people look like cows. You would think that half the girls that get them wouldnt want to risk the comparison.

gay

>be short skinny dyel
>gf likes to feel my biceps and comment on my progress
>she also massages my sore muscles after a workout

feels good

I get annoyed by people touching me and I'd rather be alone.

Not trying to be edgy, I just want to be left alone.

>got gf of my dreams 5 months ago
>she didnt know i was fit because long sleeve season
>on our second date she puts her legs in my lap
>wants to show me something to do with my collar bone
>"where is your collar bone"
>"why is everything so meaty"
>proceeds to feel up pecs
>"what the hell hahah"
>just observe her feeling me up with a surprised smile on her face while i carres her back
>flex my pecs as a joke
>"oh my god hahahha"
>"this is so awesome"
>lets out a soft giggle and shakes her hands enthusiastically
>proceeds to feel up my arms, back and stomach
>rests her head on my shoulder and says how comfortable i am

And from that point on she always caresses me, loves to run her fingers over my hand vains, loves to cuddle with me, sit in my lap and feel me up and loves it when i caress her entire body.

Feelsgood

Lost mom to cancer 3 years ago.

Hug your mother, user. Hug her often and hug her like you mean it, whether or not you really do. Call her up and tell her you never said it but you love her, it will make her day.

Hang on to your loved ones, folks. They don't last and when they go away and don't come back you'll realize you should have spent more time with them and learned more about them while you still could.

what good would that do.
are there desperate women at the top.

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>tfw no muscles for gf to caress and feel

>tfw no muscles
>tfw no gf
>tfw all i have is my reasonably strong brain, and i get the impression that that is fading too

>tfw no gf to nag the fuck out of me and make my life a miserable hell

Girls hands are so soft

>thought she was special
>chad gave her a facial

>tfw laying in bed with gf and she's stroking her fingers along my bicep while I catch a whiff of the sweet smell of her hair

> not catching a whiff of her braps