>drive over to Tinder date's house
>bootycall on her bed rocking her ass teasingly
>"attack me"
>really not turned on
>have had a sudden distaste in pussy and women lately
>half stale, disinterested, obligatory sex as a result
>next day
>gymbro shows anime with some anime cat trap character
>I say "h-haha how gay"
>...
>secretly want to tear into a qt twinkboi cumslave
w-woah hold up
what the fuck
low testosterone
Shit my last date was like that, a nice slow tease turned to fuck my brains out and it just felt awkward for a first time. On the good side I did last about an hour but simply because it was a turn off
Why are women such sluts?
honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college
nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"
with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"
anyway whats this thread about?
I don't really get this pasta, what's the attraction?
The attractions are the retards that reply to it.
based
Man I have fucked a tranny or two and have had encounters with a trap and I will tell you what,it's the best shit EVER.
You got it all,a nice hole that feels good,and it will always be tight not like pussies,they may be loose.
You got tits,porn movie tier blowjobs,and always an enjoyable fuck,and they actually love it and have fun doing it,unlike some bitches.
I had a 30something cd/tv with an ass that wasnt from this world,it was so solid and it felt better than my ex's pussy I swear.
...
You're literally gay
He's probably just Bi. Most people are to some degree.
what's this whore's name, again
ishijawa jawa mango chawa
>and it will always be tight
Tell that to all the middle aged fags in diapers
If this isn't some Jewish kike shill bullshit I don't know what is.
I'll give you this much you got a rise out of me until you said CD and soild ass that's just disgusting. If I could find a cute girl that's into anal and blowjobs I'd be good to go.
assholes can be loose as fuck
Not true.
I feel like a loose asshole would be more comfortable around the cock though. Like a warm tender lubed asshole
>gymbro shows anime with some anime cat trap character
how does this happen
>implying
dude wtf I guarantee this girl is 10,000 leagues out of your league. Post pics faggot so we can see your fat pathetic self. Posturing online is so transparent..
>Most people are to some degree
thats complete bullshit. pic related
>falling for pasta
Dear god please let summer end
assholes get loose after 5 mins of hard pounding, and no my dick is average
let me introduce you to the reason...
kek
>Go to fuck sluts because you are loose
>Complain about them being sluts
Gee man I wonder.
t. closeted homo
>turned off by having sex with a woman
>turned on by a man
>"must be bi"
really makes you think
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let me have left, thank you very much
left is a trap, right is ugly girl
would rather fuck the trap then, friendo.
she is, objectively, also a prettier girl than the girl
Was it felix?
i'm lonely and depressed enough to get into this now. sauce?
Lemme get uhhhhhhh sauce on this
wut
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rezero, it is an anime, unfortunately felix (the cat trap) only appears from time to time
any animes (and by that I mean hentais) you can recommend? recently decided to do fuckall with my life so my time will now be dedicated to weird porn and fapping
idk, i dont fap to hentai tbqh, anal gaping, consentual non-consentual anal and spit play is pretty hot tho
also, rosebudding, it seems kinda disgusting at first, but it gets pretty hot.
(if you want some REALLY weird shit)