Hey user, your gains can wait, come to the pool with me, please

>Hey user, your gains can wait, come to the pool with me, please.

solid

leave me alone, fag

wheres benis?

already went to the pool today

Fuck water and fuck women

>that hip to shoulder ratio

Ewww

>tattoos
>podgy
>fucked up navel
>angle shots

Hard no

That shoulder to hip ratio is making me suspicious. The tats and black finger ail polish are problems too. Why lift if you just settle for a degenerate?

Lets get you wet another way

>those hips

Would never make a baby with her.

Is this body type really goals for grills in the eyes of dudes?

Like any of you retards wouldn't skip gym to get laid by fresh pussy.

Sure thing, babe

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Man I am autismo as fuck. I won't even have a casual conversation to get laid.

Looks like an average morning in just about any Henderson, nv grocery store.

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

would even with a penis
>"okay baby, let me get my muscle short shorts and i'll be there"

>tattoo
instant turn off
>cross of your Lord and Saviour hanging literally below her nipples
instant turn off #2
>slut swimsuit
instant turn off #3
>pool
I'm slightly allergic to chlorine vapours and I live by a seaside with clean waters and white sand, I'd rather invite her there
if she insists in going to a pool, that's another big turn off

That man jaw, dropped

>fresh

That pussy looks ashtray fresh.

Don't mind gays, I hate everyone equally, but there is no requirement for anyone to leave the house dressed like this. Fuck the left wing agenda. Fuck trans movements. Everyone keeps trying to be different for the sake of differentiating themselves from others, all because they feel like they are truly boring.

>tattoo
Degenerate

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Any pics with her face?

why would I skip gym if I can get laid anyway?