How do you know when you've /made it/?

You don't come here any more.

Seems qt

ahaha

>girl instantly ask you to "fuck her"
>says she's virgin
She's either lying or she will make you lose your time.

Undoubtedly nonvirgin but OP's fine if he wears protection and doesn't expect anything too good from her

But did you fuck her

>Choosing not to live in Brighton
Throw her away

fuck this made my dick really hard. A tight virgin asking u for sum fuck??? Amazing.

I doubt she is either of those adjectives you just used

kek

objectively false

Wome who stay virgins longer than it's normal go nuts m8, trust me.

I knew a lot of girls who were virgins up to late and they all lost it to a guy they met that night, or were so drunk they don't even remmember it.

How can we save women from being whores /pol/?

Why would you want to? Why do you care about society and God more than easy sex with hot women? Literally are you a fag?

whores are what we want. It'll help some of you virgins finally get laid maybe

whoring is the world's oldest profession. You aren't preventing shit nigger because women have been whores since we could walk on two legs

what she means is that she's a virgin by female standards

Haha fat and ugly gj OP

>Ecologists
Not even once

holy quads batman!

good one Jesus but why are you insulting your dad's work?

they are good people overall just avoid talking politics with them

(You)

Nice

Shes smart enough to realize brighton is a fucking shit hole full of disgusting russians i say shes a keeper but shes def lying about virginity

What about the ones that follow jesus and end up being 26 without losing it?

ive backed outta worse. go for it OP

post profile op

to answer your original question: depends on whats your goal

>first message is asking to fuck
>im a virgin though tehee :3

Lost

slam that clam right open

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Ill know ive made it to my next goal when i no longer have any jiggling on my abdomen when i go up and down stairs

>one pic with a suit,one shirtless while doing some sort of sport, one with an animal, with chicks and a normal one

Damn desu you read a guide for how to set up a tinder profile?

yeah lmao this is what i was thinking at first like op read how to make a good tinder profile on wikihow but anyway you look great op

pls b my bf ricky

You should respond with "I'm actually a virgin, too."

this was pretty easy i should get paid for this shit

on a side note, i hate these virgin going for chad girls more than the actual sluts

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Sometimes I want to cry when I realise how ugly I am and that there's simply nothing I can do, this is one of those moments.

Give her the dicky, ricky

If you want to fuck a girl who hasn't had a billion dicks in her (she is probably a virgin), your chance is now, OP. Inb4 someone contacts her on fb.

>filename
keked at work.

oof that one ain't too flattering. but what the fuck do I know i'm a dyel faggot

anyways OP, do something nice and make her day

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>that apartment
How the fuck are men the ones with a reputation for being messy?

went back to check
keked at work too

>just be yourself, bro

its not messy, theyre poor. shes the stereotype of a country/village girl with a decent family who goes to a big town to study and becomes a hoe
i live in a big city and i see this type all the time. they get fucked up

>pick up qt for a date a few weeks ago
>she lives in a house with four other girls
>ask to use the bathroom before we leave
>mfw i walk in

idk bro my family was pretty wealthy and I grew up with two sisters; their rooms were fucking disgusting. and I don't mean just messy, like dirty panties all over the floor, used qtips/tissues, dirty socks fucking everywhere, makeup etc... inb4 someone asks if i sniffed. women are fucking nasty

also had a fling with a girl in denver who lived by herself. walked into her bathroom to shower one night and she had period/vaginal discharge/god knows what stained panties just thrown on the bathroom floor. like three pairs too. i nearly fucking vomited. and i'm just fucking GUESSING what they were stained with because it was some weird reddish-brown shit that i couldn't even look at

so what they smell like user?

>and i'm just fucking GUESSING what they were stained with
fucking hell this board sometimes

Damn Ricky u hot

When you can no longer use machines because you've maxed out the weight on them.

what does being a virgin mean in this context? between 10-15 partners would you say?

She is very underwhelming

about 10 yeah. Fuck females man. I wish people were less degenerate

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maybe those times don't count if she was drunk?

How could you not?

They aren't virgins by choice, clearly, and don't understand any value keeping their legs closed might have.

They're literally just loose sluts who haven't gotten fucked yet.

And why the fuck would he want that? She is even ugly.

Slower eccentrics and higher reps, possibly with dropsets if needed.

Ugly girls need the dickin', too.

start lifting the machine itself, isn't that how it works?

You are way better looking than her. If this is the best you can do that's pretty sad.

That's how Tinder works, get used to it.

inb4 that gif where the guy rides the machine across the room

you've made it

Not from fit guys.

Giving any attention whatsoever is part of the problem.

Inject some test and tren and you'll see differently.

No she doesn't, but don't let that stop you from getting laid OP. Everyone's gotta start somewhere.

It seems like they're usually fat and/or ugly. The Jesus following virgin qt3.14s are usually married by 18-21

you sound like a faggot. all it takes is a few hours of his time to make a homely girl like that happy. also she's practically the definition of average looking, it's not like she's a disfigured troll

how to make my urethra stop hurting when i pull it back past half the head

fuck off roastie

wipe better

no power here cunt

your underpants are positively caked with your feces. change up your technique or put some time into it brother. fix your shit up dogg

>Big dog person
For you

Is she retarded?

>Big Dog

Inhabit that vag like it's cottage season & your parents got a place up there

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GO GET HER RICKY BOY

O que é que andas a fazer a comer virgens inglesas ricardo caralho?

your vagoo still holds no value here

I hope that is not her apartmant

uma delicia