Post alpha specimens

Post alpha specimens

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>ginger

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young conan

She looks like she's gushing.

Socks pulled up and sandles, motherfucker just don't give a fuck.

who did he have to kill to get that weapon? Ive seen it in dark souls somewhere

Body language says no

Legs are less prone to conscious non verbal signalling of serial attraction, therefore signalling done with deceit in mind. Crossed legs while standing may reflect a closed or defensive mindset, especially in contrast to the male's very open legs.

No you fucking faggot, she's crossing her legs to keep her pussy juices from leaking on the floor.

DAVE fucks HELEN with his FANNY PACK on BACKWARDS while YOU stay at HOME still DEPRESSED over your DIVORCE with SUSAN even though it happened FIVE YEARS AGO

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I'm so sorry

My brain didn't register that guy as human. I feel bad for him

true bearmode here

If I looked like that I'd straight-up forge myself an iron mask and become a fucking super villain.

>bearmode
more like haremode

He must be fast

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I am so glad I have blond hair. I'm pretty hairy myself but blond on white skin doesn't look terrible

You look like the type of guy who thinks he is way smarter than he actually is but people just humor you. The kind of guy people never really invite out because of it but somewhat enjoy themselves around you when your around.

>The chad elliptical

kek

>The kind of guy people never really invite out but somewhat enjoy themselves around you when your around.
Hey that's me.

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>hit 1/2/3/4
>gf never came in mail

its 1/2/3/4/5pl8 curl for a gf

well fuck, there are uglier than me.

thanks Veeky Forums, live to die another day

the entity intrigues me

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HAVE YOU HEARD. OF THE. HIGH ELVES?

thumb guy

What the fuck, look at her feet, that looks seriously painful.

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He traded the soul of Michael Zehaf-Bibeau and 5k souls to Andre

Lmao

Coming up this summer, a Dreamworks production
>HUMANZ

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It's everyday bro with the Disney channel flow.

Dude should just juice up, lift heavy, and go full ogre mode.

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>dyes hair
>does dumb shit to get approval from his brother
>chad

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Yaaaaaas! Slay Queen!

>literally every preteen girl in America wants him
Fuck fit what's the point when it's all about the face

>"Hey /trv/, I'm white, 6'2, blue eyes. How easy would it be for me to get laid in Japan?"

goddamn

I bet all 5 of my senses would be repulsed by her.

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>I wasn't naturally gifted so I'll just give up
>lifting for jailbait

One of her feet is pointing towards him, that can be a positive.

that actually looks fun

>these sinners ain't gonna forgive themselves

this is the one!

look at this duuuuuuude

Hahaha that got me

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

I shove vegtables dowm my throat!

>the Manlet or brevis agnatus as he tries extra hard to attract mates relative to his counterparts.

>Training for longest limbo approach

Basically the entire white race

shes adorb

>tfw we had this teacher who used to raise his leg like that on the students desks when he was talking to them

>the had a teacher who forced everyone to sit in the front
>he would sit on the desks behind people, perched like a vulture and ask them questions
>he also wore tight pants

Nice guy but a little weird

Is this the real chad stride?

>Fucking niggers, white masterrace reporting in !

>you will never be a school teacher
>you will never intentionally do some of the weirdest shit your class's kids have ever seen just for the lols
>you will never have 100+ kids each year leave your care with an imprint of "that guy was fucking insane" that will last the rest of their lives
Why even bother?

*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhhfttttttPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

jesus christ this is my life
what the fuck

That's Velstadt's weapon!

How can virgins even compete?

so you want to fuck preteens?

Fuck that boss fight.