Daily reminder that the longest living human to ever grace this planet smoked cigarettes from the age of 21 to 117

Daily reminder that the longest living human to ever grace this planet smoked cigarettes from the age of 21 to 117.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne_Calment

>falling for the "smoking is bad" jew
>thinking you're going to make it

HAHAHAHAHA

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reminder that life is purely genetics and luck and to enjoy every moment since you never know when it's gonna end.

gonna have 2-3 cigarettes

i go to the gym and eat healthy so i can do unhealthy but fun things like smoking and drinking when i want to

I know this is a troll thread, but I do laugh when smokers use these kind of rare examples to justify their heavy addiction to smoking.

>oh well you can drop dead at 60 even living the healthiest life possible so I might as well enjoy my life
Like they enjoy every one of the 20+ cigarettes they smoke daily.
At best, the first of the day provides mild "enjoyment" in the form of making them feel less shit due to the withdrawals brought on during sleep. The rest are there to stave off withdrawal and nothing else. But they convince themselves they enjoy it as a barrier to considering they are a slave to addiction.

If you smoke rarely and small quantities then fine whatever.

She also doesn't know what the inside of a gym looks like and has never eaten fastfood or the other trash we eat.

That hard session of hit?
That shot of gear?
That binge at mcdonalds and liter of soda?

All of the above has stolen a decade or two off of your life already.

Enjoy.

go fucking fill your lungs with toxins then, dumbass. why do you need to prove it to anyone here?

no one gives a shit if you decide to poison yourself.

> pursuing hobbies such as fencing, cycling (at Saint-Rémy-de-Provence), tennis, swimming, rollerskating at Alyscamps, and playing the piano and making music with friends.

> Not fencing, cycling, tennising, swimming, and rollerskating in the south of France instead of lifting in some neon lighted gym.

Never gonna make it...

false, humans live longer than ever now

How the fuck is hit bad for lifespan? Are you a fukin fatass m8?

cigaretes increase testosterone and make you more social, they also relase stress

>What are genetics

Only faggot nu-males need an increase of test from cigarettes

That has absolutely nothing to do with what I said.
All of what I posted is proven to take months and years off of your life.
That people who live better then that on average and have access to the best medical care possible lives longer doesn't mean that the people I'm talking about will live longer too.

Every single person that you see on gear, that's saying they're healthy and fit, have traded in a good decade or two of their lives. That's a fact.

>2017
>Doesn´t smoke cigarettes
Were you bullied in school, retarded or perhaps both?
>I-It kills you!
Yes, and? Was life a competition about who lives the longest?
>Y-You get addicted on them!
No you don't, expect if you are underage and incapable of smoking in moderation.
>I-Its expensive!!!
Who forced you to buy a pack a day, you fucking peat-gavel?

1. I used to smoke and I quit. I know both sides of the fence, and being without is much better.

2. It makes life less fun while it kills you, too.

3. Addicts are the main reason the whole "he smoked and lived to 100!!" stories exist, to justify their addiction to themselves.

4. still a waste of money regardless how often you smoke.

And there are people who are genetically immune to HiV.
But you don't see me going into the porn industry now do you?

Interesting side note.
A long time ago people who were immune to aids all became part of a project to help create a cure or at least a vaccine.
The entire project was bought out and the genes that were found to make people immune or fight off HIV were pantented by some company.

More money in curing the symptoms then ending the virus I believe.

>project was bought out and the genes that were found to make people immune
you seem angry, maybe because you fell for the smoking is bad for you jew? Anyway I hope you have a great day

Anomaly. Statistical outlier.
If I told you 1/1000 people that jump off a particular bridge don't die, would you still do it?

>2017
>still posts his propaganda on every board

People go incredible lengths to justify actions they think makes them look cool. Just look at stoners, or bikers and their faggoty subculture. They don't realize how pathetic they look. Sad, really.

no, i'm just saying it's not a stupid thing to take into account lifestyle habits when looking at those who live long, especially the longest living human ever

your argument would make more sense if the guy who survived the jump went onto live to 135, but they it would be more retarded than it already is

nice try user, i see what you're trying to do but your anger about falling for the "smoking is bad" jew is clouding your arguments

I don't smoke because
- unless you wash your hands after each cig and shower three times a day, you're going to reek of cigarette smoke
- a lot of women think it's disgusting
- "looking cool" and the flavor of it or whatever the fuck is so enjoyable about smoking is not worth potentially developing cancer later down the road. Sure you might be perfectly healthy and live a long life, but not worth the risk for me personally

>replying to an obvious and overused shitpost

Page you posted says she smoked only one or two a day. Of course, that little amount isn't going to harm your health to a significant level, the problem is when you start smoking an entire pack.

>- a lot of women think it's disgusting
Cope, they only think that if your face is disgusting

so you're saying if you're destined to be the longest living human ever, 57,000 cigarettes (based on 1.5 per day) is going to have a negligible affect?

ok

I smoke 1/2 cigarettes every two days and started having cravings on off-days, is this a sign that I'm perma fucked?

>incel
it makes sense now. you need to go back

>daily reminder that arnold took shit ton of drugs his entire life and hes 70 now

lets all take steroids iks dee

>outliving both her daughter and grandson by several decades
that is horrible

I don't smoke because imo it makes you and all your clothes stink like a gypsy and your breath like horseshit.

Also a waste of money.

Be lean. Be physically active. Maintain muscle mass.

That's pretty much the biggest three things that indicate good health in old age. The rest is swings and roundabouts.
Doesn't matter so much what you eat because all risk factors are significantly reduced by being a healthy bf%.
Doesn't matter so much what you ingest if you're physically active because being able to be physically active is in itself an indicator of good health.

The worst thing you can do for longevity is be overweight, sedentary and frail regardless of what other vices you have.
That is what you will find correlates between all super old people. They've all enjoyed various 'unhealthy' habits but they've all been physically active and a healthy weight.

70 is not a big deal.. you seem to be passing over the fact we are talking about the longest living human ever...

n = 1

to be fair like 9 out of the 10 longest living humans ever all smoked

>After marriage at 21, her husband's wealth made it possible for Calment never to have to work

NEET confirmed for best life.

Gotta stop being a lazy sack of shit though .

and this post gave me three forms of agressive cancer

and they all enjoyed the shit out of life.

They did not stress nearly as much as we tend to do.
>Smoking
>Drinking
>Eating meat

Doing so in moderation and actually enjoying it.

Stress kills you guys. Chill and enjoy things.

I want to more than just LIVE, I want to be alive! I want to be able to have fun, not spend 30 years in hospital bed. I do dot want to have to take a handful of pills each day to regulate my life. I do not want to have to take a blue pill so I can get an erection. I want to burn out, not slowly fade away.

Veeky Forums
Where the majority of the retarded teenagers and early 20s college students are too stupid to understand anecdotal evidence

>implying she started at 1 day old
>implying she always had access to cigarettes even though poverty was rampant in these days

Brainlet detected.

reminder that bulgarian weightlifters of 80's and early 90's, the most dominant group of athletes in a individual competition discipline, had scheduled smoke breaks written into their training regiment

do not think so my friend

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3761367/Indonesian-man-claims-world-s-oldest-age-145-says-ready-die-gravestone-ready-1992.html

>I needed to validate myself around a group of 15 year olds by smoking cigarettes because a capitalistic society ran by jews marketed them to be cool in order to make a profit
>better make a desperate attempt at pressuring others into smoking when the fad is quickly fading so I can still look cool and not be a complete and total loser for falling for this shit meme in the first place

You sound like a major cuck.

great read thx op you're not a faggot today.
Also minor kek

That's actually untrue.

What you eat and how much you does have an actual impact on how long you live.

Bodyfat percentage if it's within a healthy range is important. But overall bodymass is far more important. Less is better.

what she use? var? winny?

>This one individual made it to an old age while smoking thanks to his genetics which predisposed him to live long to begin with.
You're fucking retarded, sure one cig once in a while won't harm you and significant amount but most chain-smokers die younger. My dad has a terrible lung illness due to smoking that he will have to live with until he dies. My grandpa had the same lung illness and he died in complete misery at the age of 80, he could hardly even stand up in his last 20 years of life without wheezing.

>That hard session of hit?
Explain.

>All of the above has stolen a decade or two off of your life already.
Thank God, anything that makes me die a bit earlier is OK in my book.

Noah lived to 950 years

beat that nerd

Smoking makes you feel like shit in the long term. pretty simple.

> whereas an earlier medical source states that she smoked cigars with her husband before changing to cigarettes more recently
sounds like most likely she didn't smoke cigs and possibly didn't inhale.

My math was based on the 104 years she smoked not her age

>According to one source, she smoked no more than two cigarettes per day and it is not known whether she inhaled

>insult jews
>do the same thing they do: misinform and try to manipulate people

she used to smoke cigars when she was young, so she probably moved on to cigarettes but never inhaled, since you don't inhale cigars.

and no, I ain't no anti-tobacco activist, I don't care if you smoke or not, and I even consume some tabacco occasionally

I used to smoke for 4 years. I stopped when I decided to become Veeky Forums. I dont know why people literally meme themselves into believing you can be Veeky Forums and smoke. Now I just smoke cigars once every few months and use nicotine gum to keep the addiction away.

will my dick get bigger if i stop smoking

Smoking does increase free testosterone so if they are linked then maybe

obviously bait thread, however


>blue zones are the areas where people live the longest

some lifestyle characteristics of these populations:

>semi-vegetarianism: lots of food consumed is derived from plants, a lot of legumes
>less smoking


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Zone

>smoke literally 1 (one) cigarette or cigar a month when the moon is out and I can watch the stars and relax
>puff a stogie on the roof of my car in a rural area watching the sky
>a week later my dad goes into my car looking to fix something and complains about my smoking

I guess the invisible smell meme is real.

>semi-vegetarianism
So...basically what 99.9% of the non first world eats?

good to know.

>too retarded to understand basic statistics
>blames Jews to fill in gaps in his worldview

Every single time.

found the school bullied peat-gavels

wtf is a peat-gavel?
sorry, I'm not really into lord of the rings buddy

I think that's unfair to bikers. I've never ridden a motorcycle but I like driving cars so I can relate. Even the tiniest engine has to pack quite a punch when you use it to propel nothing but two wheels, a seat and one man. I bet it feels amazing. I wouldn't risk my life to find out but it is what it is. It's objectively exciting and if you don't crash (which bikers pretend they have control over) it's perfectly healthy. You really can't compare it to any kind of smoking.