Alright, user! Your vitals are looking good, just one more question: Are you sexually active?

>Alright, user! Your vitals are looking good, just one more question: Are you sexually active?

Y-yeah of course, its just a bit of a dry spell right now.

>trusting a female with something as important as your health

Fuck this feel

> jerk off every day so technically

no, i just lay there

D-DELET THIS

Look at me, what the fuck do you think?

>say no
>I am

>"of course not"
>doc makes this face

No
I can't see you

Yes ive been using prostitutes
Should i get tested for sti's nurse?

For you

I can be right now

>tfw recently held gf's hand

didn't she get fatter? i remember her tits being bigger.

Get tested user

Stop fucking making these threads I have a doctor's appointment on Monday.

That's t kinky bro

does mastrubating count?

...

Define """Sexually active"""

user this is a blue board you filthy degenerate.

No, but I will be soon ... COME HERE!
>"NOOO user NOOO I JUST GOT ENGAGED PLEASE DON'T!!!"
But alas her helpless pleas for help fell on deaf ears as you thrust your cock into her with vigor due to your cultivated hip strength from years of squats and deadlifts

>Autism
I guess we know who the next supreme gentleman is going to be

BITCH PUT THE CLIP BOARD DOWN, YOU WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF DRAWING BLOOD!

Answering this question with "No, but if you're offering.." is how I found out nurses don't blush, but I did get a wry smile.

This line won't work if you're ugly

You might have AIDS now

"no"

this. why are you guys even feeling shame?

Wait, me too. Fuck, I'm not ready for these feels.

Yeah