Are u banned anywhere Veeky Forums?

Fucking kek.

I'm banned from 4 frats for being a drunk destructive asshole

I'm banned from a few bars and strip clubs for being a drunken destructive ass hole. I don't live in that state anymore so whatever. I also don't drink much either.

Not sure if this counts, but when I was with my gf, i was banned from talking about ghosts because "it's ruining the mood." Well bitch, I didn't want to make out in the jungle in the first place. Not my fault we lived on haunted fucking island.

You're a very stern asshole, good shit

Probably for being a pussy lil goober too

where do you live?
Alcatraz

Good shit man

Okinawa. If you lived there you'd just know that the whole place is crawling with ghosts. Had a few run ins with them too haha good times

you should find a monk ghost and convince him to be your personal trainer
also is rent cheap there or something?

>walking home from work
>middle of night
>start thinking about ghosts
>now something wont stop sporadically breathing on the back of my neck

I hate ghosts

no need to assign yourself a name

I lived on base when I grew up there. Supposedly rent was okay, but idk. I hated tourists. I did Shorin Ryu for a few years, the sensei who taught me was, quite literally, Mr Miyagi. The man could do squats and flip around like Yoda at over 80 years old. Okinawa is one of the healthiest places on the world and they live forever.

Just tell it to fuck off or throw salt at it. Show no fear. You are the apex predator.

Lmao the one in Madison heights off 75? Fucking abysmal

only on /pol/

That's the one lad! Was up there with some friends after a concert.

don't use a tripfag unless you have a reason to faggot

You from the area?

Nah, from niggerville Cinci Ohio.

Banned from highschool in year 9 (I was 15) for getting in too many fights, picked up a trade 3 years before my peers finished highschool and working around adults was good for me in those impressionable years.

...

I was asked in a polite way to leave that Noahs Ark creationist museum a few months after it opened.

I was banned from being around other students in 4th grade cause I threatened to kill a.teacher and a this one girl who I thought was my.friend.

Ghosts aren't real

thats what they want you to think

I don't care if you don't believe in them. I've seen them, I've had them in my house, I've heard them say weird shit and I told them to fuck off. If you don't believe in them that's fine, just don't mock me for things I've seen.

Back in '07 I made a Gaia online account because /b/ would always go on about how awful it was. They had some admin Q&A thread going on in one of their subforums. Someone pointed out that their new forum software had some glitch that let you use any size font you wanted. Posted on the first page of the Q&A using size 9001 font and crashed hundreds of people's computer. Was permabanned without question.

Kek

Same.
Had a catlick friend who was going to seminary at the time. he wanted to check it out and I went with.
Bought a 'God is Dead' shirt just for the occasion and kept spouting r/atheism type shit.
I'm not even an atheist.

Was banned from all the main clubs/pubs and mcdonalds in our town for a long time

iktfa, I got banned for braaaap posting there.

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Veeky Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

Wow! I bet you'd get plenty of up votes if you posted that on reddit, right friend?

>got pissy with some old faggot that was curling in the squat rack
good man

you sound delightful through and through

>Don't mock me for being delusional

"Ghosts" are actually demons fyi

banned from a few schools for graffiti on the premises but no nothing fit related

Banned from walmart for shoplifting in the past.

You should get checked for schizophrenia.

You sound like a Lawful Asshole.

>A friend once paid 10cents less on our bill and said "get yourself something nice" to the pizza guy

I'll have you know I only got permabanned on Veeky Forums twice and only once did I threaten to kill myself.

I got banned from a walmart for stealing yugioh cards

My niggas
/pol/ mods truly are faggots. I was simply trying to improve the average post quality and then I got banned for posting a "reply to this post" image.

Brb gonna try to get myself banned from pol

necessary evil

I hate that since that water jug post, this place has just been full of redditors trying to get the latest "meme xd"
For the love of God stop using a trip code you worthless faggots.

You can see cheese and meat on the pizza

That is not American style pizza at all. That's actually way closer to actual pizza than what Americans turned it into. Not judging, i enjoy both.

I get banned for a day a lot. many times I don't know why. For being a "politically incorrect" board, they sure are sensitive.

/r/the_donald

safespace fgts

I've only ever been banned from /a/ for posting a NSFW image. Never been to that board in my life. Otherwise no, I'm too introverted and shy to rock any boats so I've never been banned from anywhere.

Bridgeport Nebraska? That's a town of 1600 out in the middle of nowhere. Good luck finding another gym.

I've gotta two separate 2 week bans for posting the "reply to this post" images.

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. YOU'RE THE REASON CLOVER ISN'T ON THE PLAY STORE ANYMORE.

Old meme

Only from /fit

Been banned from the chan multiple times for posting "sexually suggestive images of children"
Like everybody doesn't see 6 year olds in bikinis at the beach.

Banned from several "socialist" sub reddits despite me being much more of an actual socialist than any of those cretins. Fuck tankies

Right on

Same. This shit is disgusting.
How sick do you have to be to deem such images sexual.

Banned from a GAME shop in York, me and my flatmate had printed out a couple of t-shirts with tod howards face on them and snuck in a couple of bottles of wine in her bag on the midnight release of fallout 4. Got kicked out when it became obvious we were drunk, challenging strangers to 1v1 games of COD on the demo console.

I got banned from a card store when I was like 13

I was playing yu-gi-oh and me and this autist started fighting because he was trying to use MORE THAN 1 MONSTER REVIVE a game and I Rocky boxed him out with my retard strength

Im banned at a local cottage inn during college. They had a points rewards system. Every 100 points you would get a coupon credited to your account for like $10, $20, free app, BOGO, etc. Every dollar you spent = 1 point. But if you refer someone you get 25 points. I made 7 accounts and refered a ton a fake people using 10minute mail. I kept a constant rotation keeping only 3 coupons on an account at a time. It worked for 6 or 7 monthes before they shut my ass down. I got about $1500 in free food during that period. I catered my fraternity's float building for homecoming lol. Good times

>local pop up bar
>it's the kinda bar where everybody dresses and acts like they're rich but really aren't.
>Nobody looks like they are having fun
>order bottle of gin
>hours later walk out the door with a toilet I ripped from the wall

I'll mock you for being a weak minded, delusional autist all I want

Ghosts are real mate

I was banned from a lot of college parties. When I was a freshman, I partied a lot with my classmates and seniors and it was all good. When I was almost graduating, the people that entered the uni were totally different, slow with the booze and no drugs, except weed.
Some of the guys I hanged out with would always ruin the party, complaining about the music, snorting coke in front of everybody, passing out drunk. Eventually, they banned us, but the parties were shit anyways

>tfw when was the virgin and you were the chad
Only ever went to one college party where I bought 30 pack of PBR but then it got busted by the cops thirty minutes later. Fuckkk.

Reddit pls go

Wat. Elaborate pls

I get banned all the time from /soc/ for contactfagging. It's just too much fun though, seeing all the autists get mad. Plus exclusive nudes aren't ever a bad thing, good for sexting and game spitting practice

Wtf is contactfagging?

TOP FUCKING KEK

from Veeky Forums trying to force a mulan meme with gifs I made myself with the >pls respond caption

;_;

do you miss me?

I'm banned from my parents place because I hit my drunk ass stepfather so hard he had to puke.

I'm banned from a garden center in germany because I fell asleep on a bench there while my ex drove home because "He could wake me up."

I'm also banned from a library because I often take SJW-shit and put it in places no one will ever looks for.

The last thing I can remember is that I got "banned" from computer sience lecture because I shouted "HTML is not coding and you're probably a virgin." to some fat neckbeard 'webdesigner' that wasn't even a comp. sci. prof.

could NOT wake me up...

>The last thing I can remember is that I got "banned" from computer sience lecture because I shouted "HTML is not coding and you're probably a virgin." to some fat neckbeard 'webdesigner' that wasn't even a comp. sci. prof.
nothing wrong with telling the truth my man, you did what was right

I've been banned several times here for extremely pitty things, my posts and threads regularly get deleted too. I guess that a moderator is everyday going trough my posts because once I was banned 6 hours after a post was last made in a thread that I posted in. I was banned for posting a CENSORED pic of Elsa Hosk, meanwhile people post nudes and tons of pics of braphogs and doesn't get banned, really makes me think

Not exactly banned but:

>play WoW on a fresh Vanilla server
>character name Bixnood
>guild name Make Horde Great Again
>the server was out for a couple of days so noone had any gold
>some low LvL guildie begging for gold in guild chat
>tell him "get a job nigger"
>get kicked from the guild instantly

>hours later walk out the door with a toilet I ripped from the wall
Yeah, a friend got drunk once and ripped out a sink.

SAVE ME

Okay, conduct a well done, repeatable scientific study and make Bank then. Oh wait, you can't

I got banned there for posting in a thread talking about those creepy Elsa Spiderman videos.

I bet everyone here is white. What the fuck is wrong with you guys be at least courteous

kek how many (You)s did you scavenge from that?
was it worth it?

Can confirm, am ghost.

Haha good one! I bet all your Veeky Forums buddies will give you plenty of "(You)"s!

Lol one liners

anything that is usually appropriate on Veeky Forums will get you banned on /soc/

it's like they're not even part of the same site. really strange place