On sunday im supposed to lose my virginity at the age of 22 to my girlfriend...

on sunday im supposed to lose my virginity at the age of 22 to my girlfriend. The only thing i lied to her about is that i had a girlfriend and had sex before so that she wouldnt try to probe the fact that i never had a gf looking the way i do.
Do you guys have any tips and useful advice that will make it appear as if i know what im doing? Do's and dont's? I told her that i last had sex 3 years ago so i maybe rusty.

I know this is not really Veeky Forums related, but the only other board i browse is /r9k/ and i'll get REEEE'd out by fucking morons there.

And which lifts will help me eventually become a better fucker?
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Make sure she's wet. I know that sounds stupid but for a first timer its a mistake that happens more than you would think.

Is she a virgin?

one major tip OP: The vagina hole is lower than you think

>the rear suspension instantly snaps
lmfao

This.
Also study where the clitoris is. I mean look at diagrams. You want to stimulate that like your coaxing a cute pink turtle from its shell.
If you're not comfortable eating her out yet, lick your fingers and then stim her clit
SPIT IS A GOOD LUBE IN A PINCH BUT KY JELLY IS PREFERRED.
LUBRICATION IS IMPORTANT TO A YOUNG LADY.
Enter her slowly at first then you can work up to gradual thrusting.
Not saying it will happen, but if you are impotent for whatever reason, don't overreact. Just laugh it off, apologize, and ask her if it's okay to try later and maybe you could just "help her out" in other ways for now saying "my bad haha it's been awhile xD".
My first time wasn't great because this happened to me and I left in shame and a panic. (Never did like wearing condoms after that).
I think that should be enough. You can figure the rest out on your own, champ.
Go get your dick wet.

a-are you me? Had a bombshell girlfriend, teased me for months, got down to it and I was rock hard for the 1 hour foreplay, but as soon as I put on one of those god forsaken blue durex condoms I lost it. She felt ashamed, she yelled, I left, pretty much killed my next 2-3 years.

>I stay asleep
Kek

If she thinks you've had sex less than 3 or 4 times you should be fine.

But here is why your lie is retarded: if she thinks you've had sex a bunch of times but you're still shit at it (which you will be your first time) she's going to think something is up.

Anyways hope it goes well

Aw geez man.
From now on, promise me you'll try to be more like an oily mallard and let the bad shut sliiide right off you. 2-3 years is way too long to hang onto something like that.
>are u me
Nah in my junior year, I had just reconnected with this chick I'd gone to elementary with and who lived nearby. I was never very shy about getting down to business with girls, but until then, it had been mostly tits and making out.
Ran away after the imp and never talked to her again.

it's not worth it.

Fuark, know that feel bro

Your life can only go downhill from sunday on. Sex is a burden, it only makes everything more complicated.

That being said: you're not gonna have a great time. The fun starts around the second or third time. Godspeed OP.

she always gets wet when we start going hot and heavy
no
i know i fingered her and ate her out already
we were supposed to fuck once, but i couldnt get hard when she was going down on me, because i was just thinking about how i HAVE to get hard. Told her im just nervous and shit, but it killed the moment so we stopped and laughed it off. Then she started asking me if something is wrong, because we were just silently watching tv. Told her no several times. Next day it turned out that she got really bummed because she thought it had something to do with her and that i dont find her attractive yadda yadda. Said it was the first time this happened to her (she only had sex with one guy before me) so she didnt know what to think. Had to explain the whole thing to her.
i told her a had only one girlfriend before her and that it lasted 4-5 months and that it was a shitty relationship

And another question, will the fact that i've been watching porn for like 10 years have any positive effect on the first time? Will i know approximately what to do or is it like they say that porn has absolutely nothing to do with real sex?

Regarding the porn: absolutely fucking not going to help. The sooner you stop your porn habit the better. Porn has absolutely nothing to do with the real deal. Stop watching porn.

TAKE. YOUR. TIME.
Sex begins outside the bedroom. Get outside your comfort zone and inside hers. Be playful and intimate. Buy her a drink, but don't insist on paying. Groom yourself properly.
Lay her down, slowly undress her, massage her, give her a slow lickaroo just for the sake of it (don't actively try to speed it up or target specific meme areas to get her off unless she is really into it, and don't expect reciprocation), turn her around, kiss her everywhere slow, move up to the neck... Just go by instinct, it's really intuitive and easy unless you rush it. If you get to the point where she's undressed and horny on your bed, don't doubt and second guess yourself. Jam it in slow, close your eyes and enjoy the ride.

What if you're watching educational videos like tutorials on how to eat someone out correctly by another woman. Will it help or nah

too bad... all those years wasted
what are you on about man? we'll be at her place with the whole house to ourselves, drink a bit, watch that avatar kid cartoon that she likes oh so dearly and then we'll fuck. At least thats the plan, but since we havent seen each other in a month (summer with families) i doubt will make it past her doorstep without someones clothes coming off.
I know how to get to the sex part i just havent had it yet.

Obviously thats not porn. It's like saying a documentary about engines is the same as the 372th transformers movie.

It sounds cliche, but really just go with the flow. If she doesnt move and makes no sound at all its a bad sign more often than not, but dont overthink all this.

Seriously why the fuck does this happen tho? I'm as hard as a fucking rock during foreplay and can stay that way for a while. The instant I put the condom on my dick engages into soft mode.

You're probably overthinking. Now that this has happened, everytime it gets to the point where you have to put on the condom your thoughts go: “oh shit, hopefully I'll stay hard. Please dont let me go limp, please no“
Try to enjoy the moment more. It happened to me and the wife as well, till I figured out how to fucking relax.

>what are you on about man?
Did I say something weird?

I think sex is pretty instinctive, but you have to make her wet to the point she begs to have your dick inside her.

idk OP, I found sex to be incredibly natural. I get boners all the time. Rock hard, solid boners. Kissing chicks really makes my dick diamonds. Then, once my dick is hard, I take the woman's clothes off, and then stick my dick in her. It's better if you warm up by kissing and fondling for 5-10 minutes. It helps the girl warm up and get wet. Once you guys are ready, then you just mimic what you see the guys do in the pornos. Thrust in and out, but there's no need to go fast, just use a slow, steady rhythm. Don't overthink this shit, man. Get your dick hard and stick it in her. Oh, and if you're gonna cum in the first minute, try pulling out and squeezing the head of your dick really hard, then you should be ready for some more pumping.

whatever the fuck you do to her, do it confident.
No really.

If you arent completly retarded, and from the sound of it you arent, its gonna come naturally to you.

I've never once used lube for vaginal sex, and I've had sex on average 4 times a week for 5 years, albeit with only 2 different women.

Some girls like friction, some dont.
It's been about half and half in my exp.

Always seems to be plenty wet down there, I never just jam it in dry.

I do definitely use spit though, and normally go down on her first.

Jus't don't overthink it and you'll be ok.
I also lost my virginity at 22 to my ex, who had already dated 3 guys. I didn't last two minutes and it was like that for at least two weeks, I couldn't control myself. If that happens, just laugh and say that she is so hot that you can't control yourself, most women will feel good hearing this.
Again, don't overthink this shit, before losing my virginity I didn't get hard in two occasions with two different women because I was worried if they were enjoying it, if I could make them have an orgasm. Think about you first, after losing your virginity eventually you'll build up to pleasuring your gf.
Have in mind that a lot of girls have a hard time having orgasms anyway, so she won't hate you if you suck at your first time

If you're anything like i was, you'll jizz in 3 pumps from how amazing pussy feels and if she isnt stupid she'll know you lied to her. Just get over it and tell her "sorry its been a while" or something like that, recharge your dick while you fool around some other way and fuck her again.

People react different. I couldn't get hard my first time, then the night after with the same girl I want almost an hour.

just bang her and have fun

did the same when i lost my virgincard, told her i had sex before. i was so nervous that i banged her 2+hours without cumming. she liked it. the permanent penetration even made her squirt and she had multiple orgasms. she thought i was a sexgod...
and i was so fucking nervous...
just tell her you had no sex in a while and do whatever you feel in this moment.

protip: women like it ruff, slap her ass, bang her hard and deep, tell her what position you want, it's great when she is on top, most girls like doggy, play with her, lick/finger her, kiss alot, play with her boobs and just enjoy the moment

have fun bro

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I can't agree with this more ! My wake up call was not being able to keep a boner while fucking this bomb shell about a year and a half ago. Since then I've been clean of porn for a year, & never have had problems with staying hard since. Nofap is a shitty meme, but Noporn IS NOT.
More helpful advice, if you're nervous about nutting too fast, DO NOT beat off beforehand, this is a bad decision, take it from me !
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Don't be a prick man, he's right. Some people get nervous, it's completely natural my dude! Haha! Yeah!

I can't last for shit on round 1 guys.
Anybody got this issue? I burst in less than 10 pumps.
Round 2 is okay though but it feel like such a mood breaker to blast so early when you worked to get her drenched for like 30 min.

I have the exact same problem, it's gotten better over time when I've been in relationships & started regularly having sex though. I just make them cum first by eating her out & fingering at the same time, so by the time we actually fuck it's whatever

Don't worry about lying, I did the exact same thing when I was 16 and everything worked out fine.

Just enjoy yourself

Haven't had a problem since my friendo, quite the opposite.

I get hardons all the time now in annoying places doing stupid things. Holding hands at the mall? Hardon. A kiss while visiting her parents? Hardon. Etc.

Mate, don't listen to what the other guy said about porn. Depending on what porn you watch, it's pretty much exactly the same. 4/5 girls want to be choked and have their head pushed down as you pound them into oblivion. Girls love it when you jackhammer them. My first time it took me 10 or 15 minutes to get hard, but then I got hard and pulled all the porn tricks I knew. Know that one webm with the white bed sheets and a twink that has a girl doing reverse cowgirl on him while he rubbed her clit? Then she came and fell off to the side? That happens irl, man. Do what you think is best but don't be afraid to communicate with her. If you get tired, don't be afraid to pull out and use your fingers. good luck amigo