Tell me about the person in your gym that you wanna have sex with

This tall Lithuanian blonde chick with small tits but the most amazing ass and pair of legs I've ever seen. She even wears the black shorts that sometimes reveal a bit of her ass cheeks. I haven't seen her for a while but I used to fap ferociously to her after getting home from the gym

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That chicken legged emo fag is banging her, you know that right?

>6 How fair and how pleasant art thou, O love, for delights!

>7 This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes.

>8 I said, I will go up to the palm tree, I will take hold of the boughs thereof: now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples;

>9 And the roof of thy mouth like the best wine for my beloved, that goeth down sweetly, causing the lips of those that are asleep to speak.

>10 I am my beloved's, and his desire is toward me.

It's only natural. Not sinning is impossible.

This fuckng asian chick who seems to have been a regular for years who has the tightest ass I've ever seen and always comes to the gym with makeup on and never makes a mess of it.

Her body looks so fucking tight and her ass is so nice, I catch myself staring at her during rest sets.

Of course I know that, are you retarded?

I know I said he's a fuckboy but I unironically mire the shit out of him and his stupid fucking haircut. Maybe one day I can be the gym fuccboi, but maybe with a bit more leg.

Some slutty Asian chick with tig ole bitties and a fat ass

She's around my age and likely has the biggest tits in my gym.
For sure in the 1:00-3:00pm bracket that I end up going to the gym at.
She's been doing cardio a lot more I hope she doesn't lose size in her chest.

this tall blonde with barely any ass that for some reason gets my dick rock hard

she dates one of the DYEL trainers there though and they work out together.

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Latina with a huge ass and tight yoga pants. She always wears ankleweights. Every exercise she does she does very fast high reps, and her motions look so sexual. She is a sex goddess practicing her art in the gym.

QT gym girl toned nice rack approx 20yo every guy stares at her and she pretends she ain't noticed

There is a petite light skinned black girl with a sexy hairdo who i think is a ballerina. She bounces around the gym doing crazy stretches, pulling one leg up parallel with her body, etc. She is probably 5'2" 110lbs with a crazy nice ass. I want to throw her around and fuck her so hard we shatter the earth's core.

He's always copying my routine and everytime I look at him he's staring right at me.
Next time I see him I'm gonna try to give him a handjob.

You want to destroy her. Her having no ass makes that easier.

QT comes in with her brother and dad from the looks of it. Wears baggy clothes but she aint hiding those big ol' titties.
Not that I have a chance lets face it bros

You always have a chance, user. Rework your routine so you end up being closer to her.

Slim dark-haired qt with nice brown eyes, a shapely jaw and consistently excellent form.

BIG MOMMA PUMP

a small 5'4" qt3.14 who i've already spoken to more than once. Actually knows how to gym. Lifts way more than she hops on cardio machines and goes at it pretty hard. Has a soft muscular physique that she's definitely proud of and is always trying to improve just for the hell of it, no competing or anything.

She's pretty damn cute, havent found out if she has a boyfriend yet, but she's friendly and always smiles and waves. Hope i can make this work, it's been a long hard run trying to find a fit gf.

Qt personal trainer at the gym. She is only there 2 days of the week when I workout. I would talk to her but she is always getting chatted up by the male staff. I can tell she likes me a little because she always looks at me when I walk by and she has cutely smiled at me in the past. Damn shame I'm a complete autist at intiating conversation

Just me and my mommy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout She asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and she said she'd give me her milkies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes mommy happy that her breasts are swole... More mommy! More!! 1 milkies, 2 milkies, 3 milkies, 4 I'm mommy's little baby and she's my candy store! She is so squishy!She makes me feel good! She fills me up like a mommy should!

>Tfw I'm the male staff at the gym that's constantly chatting up the QT trainers
>they come up behind me and slap me on the back to get me ready for my deads all the time
>turning into the gym chad even though I used to be a social autist
I'd definitely recommend getting a job at your gym to my fellow college bros. It really changes the entire atmosphere and makes the experience a lot more fun. The gym feels like my second home.

well she has two kids and is presumably married.
Amazing body and perfect skin. She's got this Alexandria Daddario body sans the demon face. I pretend to ignore her like I'm not interested but nothing would please me more than to dump a load in her. Not likely to happen I reckon.

Kek

Tall-ish brunette. Long curly hair (Italian). Strong AF, competes in weightlifting. Wears spandex shorts exclusively.

She worries about looking too masculine if she gets any more jacked, but I think she'll look even hotter.

There's a single mom who's been coming to my gym for a year or so, she started out pretty fat, but is now probably around 140lbs~and it's all on her ass

I'd ask her out but I'm afraid of women who have kids

You can do it! Try to find her fb or Instagram to find out about boyfriend

This hot little pajeeta who always hovers around me even though her boyfriend is with her.

It always makes me feel really uncomfortable because she stares at me a lot and her boyfriend is massive

>I'm afraid of women who have kids
As you should be. Nothing good has come of it in my experience. Single moms are some of the most sinister specimens out there.

Before i moved there was this perfect milf on the stairmaster literally every time i went to the company gym. brown eyes, high cheekbones, long brown hair pulled into a ponytail, huge tits in a tank top, and tight yoga pants. she spent the entire time stairmastering while playing video poker on an iPad. would see her in the halls around the office and i think she smiled at me once. her husband was a total fucking engineering dweeb who wore khakis and new balance 624s so that's just hope that there's a chance for any of us to make it. fuck she was so hot, wish i got her name so i could lurk her fb

Step and be a real man and raise her kids

qt Russian girl where I play tennis (inb4 faggot)

been flirting (I think) a bit

There's this girl that looks about 16 (legal in my state) and blonde. She wears really short shorts with long shirts so it looks like shes bottomless sometimes. she's got small tits, a tight body and wears chokers.

who dat?

>choker

She's a whore user

pics please. she sounds perfect.

WWE wrestler Dana Brooke. I think she might have nude leaks

none, I work out in a basement gym full of russian men, boxing equipment and iron weights.

You have no fucking idea how freeing it is not to have to look at women in skintight underwear and makeup while you're grinding. Do you watch porn at work, or are you there to work? I always knew in the back of my head that it was fucked up but I could never articulate it till I left the fucking Equinox and got serious.

this shortish blonde haired cute dude who always wears a Hilary For Prison shirt every time I see him

...

we are all gonna make it

I've seen a tall blonde with barely any ass that trains with a DYEL trainer there some times the past weeks too.

You're probably completely clueless that these Russians wanna pork you

Hahahahah you fucking autist. She's a personal trainer and works there, no shit she smiles at you when you walk by. Every fucking personal trainer girl who works at my gym smiles at me, it's just what they do to keep you going there.

Yesterday is was this 8/10 asian with 11/10 legs on the stationary bike. I just wanted to lick her all over and tongue clean her sweaty box.

This. They're literally told to be friendly and say hello, granted some of them actually do it sincerely because they're generally happy people but not because they wanna be your qt gf

Never go to a strip club.

I work out at a city facility. The facility itself is bloody excellent and new (built in 2014). top of the line everything.

People there have generally excellent manners and it's not frequently super crowded. I really like it.

But it attracts super hot women too, and ya, while I do like to look, it's a distraction. I'm honestly most comfortable when there's no hotties around.

Any of you guys ever make a doo doo come out of your butt?
... it's weird, right? Like it's not okay. We can't really be doing that, can we?

Where do I find women like this

Fuck off

just ask for her number and go out for drinks that same night very easy

where you live bro

Bump

Cute Asian girl who talks to me.

She is impressed with my squatting form.

Does she love me?

a quick rundown pls?

Dana Brooke, WWE wrestler.

my gymbro
ill spot you good, buddy

>fuck boy
use a rope

there's this autist that always stares at me during my lifts and does the same thing I am. I'd still pork that doe.

Tall, blonde, and built for speed.
instagram.com/lindsay_fit48/

Black hair, very pale, pink nose tip and cheeks. Thiccc red lips. I wish he stayed at his current size (ottermode), I've talked to him and he wants to get shredded as fuark. Probably not gay anyway but still.

Looks a lot like Nikki Delano.

what the fuck is a braphog

>being this new

Get /out/

>work out at same gym for a while
>be friends with a DYEL who asks me to every so often help him with things
>I don't lift much since I just want to be in shape for now but still do it just to be nice/make friends
>he gets fit as fuck over time while I kinda just look the same
>went from a lanklet 6-7 to a solid 9 sick cunt no problem
>because we've worked out for so long and have things in common, I feel there's a bond
>girls hit on him but he still comes over to talk to me and ask if I know them
>guys hit on me and he says things like "go for it!" or "he seems nice"
>tfw I friendzoned myself

Not gonna make it brahs.

She's like 17 and does a ton of hip thrusts in the smith machine next to the squat rack. She's got better back definition than me and does sets of 10 weighted pullups, which is legit impressive for a girl.

She smiles at me a lot, but I think it's because I give off the impression that I'm well off.

>likely has the biggest tits in my gym.
Second only to yourself.

>srs tho, tiddy monsters are my jam senpai

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I love Dana Brooke. Her voice is annoying but I'd baby her up if the chance came up.

[spoiler] it won't [/spoiler]

Are you a femanon or faganon?

what a weirdo getta loada this guy

My friend started just asking a milf if she was done with whatever she finished, atleast once each week. It was funny to watch but he actually scored when he met her at a bar later.

Is the fuckboy good looking and 6 feet tall? Face theory is legit

short qt peurto rican girl
very friendly to me since i started working out there. asking questions on what im doing, even commenting on my haircut.
quarter squats as much as i squat. did it once so i never offered to help her form.
leaves for school next week

god damn dana

Spot him from behind during his deadlifts, you'll know right away.

skinny italian girl with a nice squat ass who works at my uni gym. We went to high school together but she doesn't recognize me and at this point she's seen me too many times for me to bring it up

Most of the attraction comes from her being a 6am autist who never misses a day. I miss Wednesdays to sleep in.
Should talk to her but she seems really asian like she might not know english.
Sick lifts though.

>short shorts with long shirts and a choker
Sorority girl. Tread lightly.

Former

wow user, sounds like
guy heaven

9/10 girl arguably a 10/10
golden blonde dyed hair with dark eyebrows and striking green eyes and when i say they're green i mean GREEN. lots of freckles and light skin. she's hardly over five feet tall and if i had to guess she weighs like 105 or 110 pounds tops. skinny fit with obvious tone but still really slim. she has this barely there thigh gap and the nicest ass somebody her size could possibly have and a tiny waist with faint ab contours

she always wears sports bras with a windbreaker and black yoga pants.

hi girl. i suck dog dick. cool huh

Fag.

Nice. Why is cold weather so stoic and strong?

nah, that's just if it's a human dick

>she dyes her hair blonde
>10/10
Who are you fooling

>She is a sex goddess practicing her art in the gym.

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