Help me with this
Help me with this
>because I'm super horny
"why do you think?"
>What do you think?
Grill detected
accident
"Because you look like my sister"
My finger slipped
Wtf is the problem with super liking anyway? You're on Tinder you cunt why the fuck do you think it happened?
so far best answer
Because I super want to bone you
You're so hot it makes me hard and I want to put hot sauce in my dickhole and masturbate until I make hot sauce cum
Oh shit trips beat dubs
is that a rhetorical question?
This, you have your answer OP.
"haha sorry my friend was on my phone and he did that to mess with me haha sorry"
trying this hard
She's only asking to inflate her ego.
Your only option is to wait a few more hours then go "oh sorry was an accident. You're cute tho". Don't tell her she's beautiful or hot or anything like that.
Write this OP. Trips demand it.
something like this because I don't wanna see another autisticly ending unmatch
Just an accident I guess, it's so easy to swipe up.
Because you're - - - - Play with her
Say "lol my bad i shouldve swiped left with those legs"
"Because I ate 3 straight garlic cloves and a gram of vitamin C, and now i have a 300% test boost.
You know, girl test increases sensation, libido, and orgasm.."
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OP here keep trying fellas haven't found the advice I'm looking for yet
Best so far
Dumping her pretty face
Because I found you cute, how are you:)
Sorry I thought you were a cute boy
> Made Tinder and Bumble at 3 in the morning
> 8 matches already
> 2 girls have messaged me already
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user WANT MILKY!!
YUM YUM MILKY TIME FOR user!!
>you don't look gay at all
...
> you don't look gay at all
Kek
Kek
"I have a fetish for average looking women"
>that message
You're in user
Why did you super like her?
She looks like a bitch
Because I want to ejaculate into your vagina. (unprotected, of course.)
Holy shit you're not gay
Oh yeah, it's helpful checking what mode she's playing.. [that sounds/looks/feels..] and going off that..
Because I want some fuk
...
Apologize and say it was an accident.
Cause I super like the way you look
>Apologizing for using a function the creators of the app designed
>A date app no less
Grow some balls
Guys I don't get any matches on Tinder and I think it might have something to do with my bio.
Can Veeky Forums help me get laid pls?
No because that's what cucks do. I'm not cuck holded enough to do that.
We have a winner ladies and gents
Apologise and say you accidentally swiped up instead of left :^)
"Because I thought you were hot."
>I think it might have something to do with my bio.
Maybe you're just not very attractive
That's a pretty meh line
>Yo my name is Chad and I love to travel. Haha, when I can get time off work, you know. Looking for someone cool to chill with
my current bio is
>In my spare time I like to go outside with my magnifying glass and fry ants.
Is there any way I can improve on this?
Fugg so thigg :DDDD
Because you're a hottie bugatti and I wanna take that pussy out for a test ride. So throw on something cute and I'll take you to olive garden.
>Is there any way I can improve on this?
In just about every single way tbtbh
Maybe talk about your taxidermy collection
You're right. I need to ask /co/
It is your first picture. It's been demonstrated repeatedly that women do not read your bio or look at any of your other pictures (until you match, anyway.) They spend literally less than a second on each profile, swiping left or right based SOLELY on your first picture.
>In my spare time I used to go outside and fry ants with a magnifying glass. I've gotten so good now I don't need the magnifying glass.
Really, you are gonna pick that out of all the quality shit in this thread?
lol is this the average american girl? she's ugly af
Thanks man! I know girls love animals so that should be an interesting talking point.
t. bongloid
>Implying guys do any differently
I only open it if it's a hot chick
>Not getting my point.
Thank you for understanding the spirit of my comment.
That actually is a lot better. Absurd bios on tinder are always the way to go.
Well, if anything, guys are even worse, and just swipe right on EVERYTHING without even looking, and then just un-match any fatties that pop up after the fact.
I expected you to return the favour
This OP. Pretty much the only correct answer in here
>duckface
>hair dyed blonde with curls
She's a bitch, drop her. Especially because of her dumbass comment.
>Why'd you super like me
Why are you not capable of normal human interaction? How about a normal greeting?
Because I wanted to see if you would ask me why I did it.
>bonglander having any opinion on attractive females
>"What do you get when you say your name 8 times?"
>"BATMAN!"
KEK
nice body fat face
That's fucking witty. You should work in advertising or something that requires creativity.
ask her if she owns a mirror
when she gets back to you, tell her that's why then immediately lead into a question
I was the user that gave you that line, for what it's worth I have pretty good luck with women. I'm very direct and don't wait to make a move, which is much better than acting gamey and never asking a girl out. You don't need much to get past a girls shield, just a simple reply. Not too try hard either.
Women crave validation, she knows why you did it but putting it in text will give her a sense of accomplishment
yeah this definitley
I started getting way more likes on tinder when I changed my first picture to one where I'm in a skeleton suit
>12 matches
i installed that app and got 1 match in 2 weeks. i cant be that ugly
"Whooopsie! Meant to swipe left, sweety ;^*"
it's probably cause you're a 5-6/10 overall and with some terribile/boring interests
there's only so much i can do to seperate me from the herd
>Veeky Forums - Fitness
mods
yeah i left the bio blank
>12 fucking matches
what the fuck? i get like 1 or 2 a week maybe
post your bio, fag
that's your problem
Underrated
>all these dudes leaving bios blank or asking for tips
Proves how lifting and being fit will never get you laid if you're still the same fucking autist incapable of having any kind of social interation
op's confirmed for a shit cunt
>Proves how lifting and being fit will never get you laid if you're still the same fucking autist incapable of having any kind of social interation
everybody already knew this
>>have pictures taken by someone else and that show you doing something with other people around you having fun
>>put your scool/work in bio along with interests, link your instagram or spotify so if they have similar taste they know immediately and have something to talk about
>>put your height in your profile because many women will automatically assume you're short even if you're not if you don't
If you have six mirror selfies with a blank bio they will think you're a creeper shut in or a serial killer.
Everyone is in theory putting their best efforts on display in a profile, so if someone only looks average they'll assume you're actually unattractive. It's fucking stupid but that's the way you've gotta play it, nowadays Tinder is used as yet another form of social media rather than its intended purpose of hookups.
I haven't used bumble but I assume the fact girls have to message first means fewer matches but the ones who do are DTF
bitches want that donnie darko dicko
That her insta? I'm going to dm her & link her here
her face makes her look like ben from parks and rec
This is objectively the best answer.
>negging girls online like it's 2003
I just send normal, friendly messages and the results have been ridiculous. I guess you were making me look better by comparison ? Anyway I uninstalled Tinder because I don't want to get AIDS
>why you asking?
You know if you stopped fucking guys, user, you wouldn't have to worry about aids so much. Just am saying.
Bumble is the way to go
>pic related