About to have my Vasectomy done in a weeks time, starting to feel a little nervous? Should I be?

About to have my Vasectomy done in a weeks time, starting to feel a little nervous? Should I be?

Anyone had this done, got any stories or side effects you wanna share?

>About to have my Vasectomy done
Fucking WHY

The only reason we exist is to further our gene pools and spread our seed...why would you willingly turn that off?

Already have 2 kids, and want to fuck bareback without danger..

Sperm bank just in case you have regrets desu

My dream is to
>freeze lots of sperm
>get vasectomy
>blast test for decades
Too bad about hair loss, that's the only thing stopping me

I don't get why people do this since it's permanent. You can never know if you actually will end up wanting to have you kids of your own. If you think about it, this should actually be the case since it's part of our instinct

I have 2 kids.

Put your bitch on the pill? Why would you mutilate yourself and take that sweet feeling away from yourself?

>what is vasectomy reversal

So have your wife get her tubes tied/clamped/cut

Vasectomies aren't permanent you idiot. I have one so I don't have some girl I hook up with come back with another guys child three years from now and try to guilt me into paying support.

It'll be painful for a while. You'll probably be awkwardly holding an ice pack to your balls for a bit. Unless you work in an industry with the type that won't care about that, avoid client meetings and give your boss a heads up.

Post beastiality pls. Inb4 niggers

Best money I ever spent, don't regret it one bit.

You still ejaculate after you know..

don't get a vasectomy if you are white.
just fuck women you would not cringe if your future child had half of her genes

Of course it hasn't occured to you now, but it's a pretty miserable life as an old person without kids.
Unless you're Indian, in which case, do it.

What is it with women and big balls, is getting inseminated all they ever think about?

What does vasectomy jizz look like? Always hear anecdotes and never pics

I have 2 kids

> getting a vasectomy

2 kids is below the replacement rate. Do your duty to your country and have a sustainable amount of kids.

How was the procedure though?

Isn't it exactly the replacement/sustainable rate?

have more kids you fucking useless faggot, unless you're a nonwhite, in which case you could just chop your fukcing balls off i dont care

spoilers: sometimes people die before reproducing

depending on your country's death rate, replacement fertility is 2.1 to 2.3+

you have a duty to out replace the minorities

You disgust me, don't post here anymore.

>replacement fertility is 2.1 to 2.3+
>literally want to have a third manlet child
Disgusting.

I want one. Have my kids already. Do i call a day surgery place or like my GP? Do you know if insurance covers it?

ho ho

My insurance does, so yours might. I'm just working up the nerve to do it.

I'd get that shit done tomorrow. Do you know who i set that up with? Who do I call to get the ball rolling

I talked to my GP and he gave me a business card of a specialist. You could probably just google some vasectomy specialist and find one.

Absolutely not since some people will die before having more children or will not have any children or will only have one child. Western nations are currently at a birth deficit in addition so if you want your children to have a good economy and allow yourself to retire then you better pop out another one.

My uncles got botched and it fucked up his test so he gets injections every week. He's 48 and says he feels like he's 21.

Ignore these kids op. It's not a big deal. It feels like you're getting kicked in the nuts for about 10 seconds for each ball. That's it. Back to business normal in a week.

I will say it was knda scary cranking out that first one for the sperm count test.

>Not getting a vasectomy.
You can literally fuck any bitch you want and not worry about getting her pregnant. Ask your bitch to get fixed and that only solves one issue.
Fucking retarded to not get it over with.

>Vasectomies aren't permanent
at all? really?

how much is it anyway

No. It takes three minutes while you're blitzed on morphine and then you take vicodin for a week. Nothing bad happens.

Trusting women is dumb and fucking raw is ill.

Civilization has evolved to exploit your labor, creating a life damns you and your wife and child. If you were really a nationalist you'd revolt.

Doesn't stop cum production; if you can't afford the procedure, you can't afford a child.

See above. It's a pretty miserable life as a kid whose parents didn't want them, too.

Literally precum. Cum = precum + sperm. Cum - sperm = precum. Clear/cloudy and runny.

Go to a urologist. You may need a rec from GP depending, ask the receptionist very loudly.

The cum is still in your balls, it just doesn't come out. Best case scenario you get the tubes reattached, worst case scenario they can take the cum out and do in vitro.

~1k

You sit in a chair with your balls out, they pump you full of morphine, anesthetize your balls, you laugh like an idiot and stare at the ceiling, he makes two little incisions, cuts and ties/cauterizes the vas, stitches you up, you say "It's done already?" and sit on the curb high as a kite and wait for your ride.

I kek'd

...

enjoy being miserable if you live past 60

in vitro ain't cheap

wasn't there going to be a technology that used a fine mesh polymer injected in the vas deferens to effectively shred the sperm into a sterile goo? The benefit was supposed to be:
1) good cums
2) could be dissolved at a later date for making babies

>in vitro ain't cheap

Neither are children.

>My nation is fucked by jews to promote race mixing, immigration, homosexuality, and the destruction of traditional values and the nuclear family but I proudly support it and anybody who doesn't is a socialist.
Good shit my dude, semper fi.

I'm an idiot, but can you still cum with a vasectomy?

Yes, I came all over my gf two hours ago and I'm about to jerk off right now. It's just not white, like your dad.