FPH/FPS

desu ugly men shouldn't approach women at all, they should just resign themselves to not passing on their genes.

> guy being outwardly creepy and it's obvious to everyone around him
> waaahh I was being friendly, this is unfair!
why are men such little bitches?

Also don't talk to people when they're working out, and don't hit on people who are at work in a service position. It's creepy and rude.

strong start

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5$ to whoever can guess its gender

Disgusting.
Disgusting is now a gender.

that's billy the fridge lmao

Living is a right, procreation is a privilege.

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Mayonnaise.

I got mired by a store employee the other day while another was ringing up my grocery. I was a little creeped out because the mirer looked like a female Jack Black.

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I've worked as a cashier in a video rental shop that had tons of weird porn while owning a vagina, and all I can say is this guy must have been a top fucking creeper to have been banned from 2 different places. I mean you get used to a little flirting and customers being akward, this guy must have crossed all the lines.

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a classic

To be fair. She could also have played Violet after she turned into a blueberry.

Coming onto girls is always seen as creepy if you are an ugly ass mofo. It's a shame, feel bad for the guy. He definitely isn't handsome

imagine that some poor fuck is the father of this monstrosity.

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I'm gonna go out on a< limb and say that probably htye problem is the multiple reports.
If you are an ugly bastard and approach one girl you are interested in, she will just rebuff you and if you have any sense you'll leave it at that.
If you hit on every female you lay your eyes on it becomes clear you're not really interested in anyone, you are just looking to get your dick wet whatever it takes. That is creepy af, and if they spot you doing that they will probably gang up on you and mass report, and that is prefectly fine.

Better be tears of fucking joy - she got a main character in a big play at her school

Dumb advice from a dumb roastie; if you're handsome and tall like me (6' 4 with a MASSIVE schlong) you can holler at hoes anywhere.

>inb4 lanket with pencil cock that mumbles at girls while taking creeper pics

GOLEM GET YE GONE

Does her tattoo say Taco?

tfw lived in decadent capitalist shithole and not soviet union where fat people didn't exist

>topkek my friend

Tankies are as fucking dumb as Naziboos.

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Wow this is one of the best ones I've seen.

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SOME

lmao

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Two vagina master race

FATTY

>this works so we shouldn't try anything else
What a great idea.

>oh hey bob this cave works great. It would be stupid to try something different like one of those 'houses' the young people are talking about

those lines are pretty "dope" actually. thank god i'm white and know these hip expressions.

You can't be fat if you're starving to death

Jesus this cannot be real

I hurt myself today...

or

>oh hey bob this cave works great. It would be stupid to try something different like one of those 'crocodile swamps' the young people are talking about

This kid's got his shit together

>tfw my obese sister got triggered by me trying to lose weight and has started trying to sabotage me

what the fuck can I do?
she is basically using fake victimisation to try and make my family hate me.
For example she used photoshop to make a bunch of fake dating website conversations then told my parents she was going to meet her date. She bought a bag of carrot sticks and put them on the chair of a restaurant, took a picture and is now pretending I catfished her to 'let her know she should date some veggies for once'. they believed her as well for some fucking reason.

man fuck this, is it always like this?

Confront her about it and tell us how it goes.

i wish i had a sister that was 'trigger'. you could help her realise she's delusional. you could lose weight and let her know how cico works and that she could lose weight too if she tried.

or hit her with a bag of frozen carrots until she dies. i don't really care either way.

How do I help my mom lose weight? She pretends she doesn't care about being fat but I can see it bothers her. She doesn't eat fast food (she is a very good cook desu) but she cooks too much.

that is fucking insane

tell her to use that energy to lose weight instead of making up fake stories like a loser

Buy a button camera and ask her questions and if you're lucky you'll get some footage of her confessing which you can show to your family.

are you 12?

Ignore the gains goblin, lose weight.

If she is getting you into shit because she is insecure due to her own failures the best response is to not be a failure yourself, that and like 5kg of carrots delivered to her this holiday season as a gift.

>TACO TICO on her knuckles
gets me everytiem

I don't see anything wrong here to be honest. I mean sure they are very fat but they don't say any HAES crap

I love how the headline makes it sound like they just gave the role to her without her even being in theater group or whatever

why are fat women so fucking insane?

One of them is Ragen Chastain.
Ragen Chastain is a prominent figure in HAES who claims to be a recognized athlete "in the top 5% of her country for strength and fitness".
She runs a blog, of course asking for donations, to document all the training she does for various ironmen and half-marathons she's running. By documenting I mean she posts selfies of her fucking disgusting moon face along various roads. People used to mock her because the exifs showed that they were just minutes apart while she was pretending to have taken them over the course of a grueling training day; nowadays I think she deletes exif data.
She is a regular Did Not Show/Did Not Finish at every sport event she participates in, though she never seems to post those results on her blog. She finished a marathon in Seattle at 12 hours, but she shattered that record with an awesome 10 hours marathon in Maine.
She is a con artist and a liar and deserves to be mocked just for existing.
danceswithfat.wordpress.com/
truthaboutragen.wordpress.com/
reddit.com/r/RagenChastain/

How can you tackle the waves if you made them?

Oh, I forgot: before she got into HAES, being a social media presence and making money off spouting her bullshit to lonely and impressionable fatties, she had some business go into bankrupcy, though I don't know the details.

more like HAMS
healthy at my size

Introducing Virgie Tovar, who might be the person with the most developed ugly outside/ugly inside combination on Earth.

But that's a shitty brainlet tier comparison because commucucks have tried and repeatedly failed in the real world while mixed economic systems have repeatedly brought people the most prosperity.

I know being a brainlet comes with the territory of being a leftist, but step it up come on.

drop your entire family for being fuckin stupid.

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I work at GNC. You know nothing of fat hate.
>Do deez peels gots a fat burner warranty?
>So will I lose weight if I buy this protein but only take half a scoop?
>What's the best thing for joints? I don't want to diet or exercise
>Yo maybe y'all's got dat new teskerone boosta?
>I has some purnts on my uhcount. Chu mean I don't got none?

Rest of the entry here imgur.com/a/JXmCd

>to refuse shame
That is the biggest problem with modern culture. Shame is no longer a driving force behind societal expectations - it is just something to be refused and ignored. Living without shame is a horrible way to develop as a person.

This is pretty dece writing, I think. Fat girls got talent.

>teskerone
>purnts

I thought the same at first, but upon looking through it again it is just hack drivel. Nothing truly original, copy-pasted quips from a few dozen other blogs and articles also written by hipster cunts. For just one example
>an alcoholic in denial...and a nose that had been broken
I have read almost that exact same line somewhere before. The words are good but they are not her own - they are an amalgamation of all the authors she likes regurgitated on her blog. It goes beyond influence and imitation and becomes pure drivel.

I hate how feminists keep trying to appropriate Tina from Bob's Burgers

The best revenge is living well. Just let her rot and die in her self-imposed spiteful hell. Good luck user, don't give up.

Teach her about meal prepping?

Sounds like a real cunt m8 just keep at it and forget her, if she wants to clog her arteries and die in two years it's on her

HOLY SHIT THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME.
Had to play that stupid fat fuck back in middle school. It was extremely embarrassing, more because I had to sing with a lame German accent. The memories...
fuck you OP

>I have read almost that exact same line somewhere before.
Maybe in a FPH thread? She gets posted now and then m8

Always find that video funny.

But if you dont think you sound like this when you go talk to women you are dreaming

Well aware of that, her writing style is cribbed from several other sources. Not a trace of originality to be found.

Can't waste those precious calories thinking about writing her own stuff. Do you want her brain to go into starvation mode?

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>Oceanside
dependapottomi ahoy

>deez peels
Any stories?

but that was a REAL crocodile swamp

Its a great way to get pussy though.

No, no it's not. It's very generic blogpost writing. Anyone that passed highschool and actually cares enough to learn english can write like that.

>1920s historic house
Oh Murrica

she doesn't even go to that school

fuck me right in the feels. my daughter was born a week ago. idk what i'd do if she turned out like this monstrosity

we've had a stateless society for thousands of years though?