I'm looking to get one of these. Anyone got experience or is this a hack?

I'm just trying to say consistent and well planned jelqing is more effective. The bathmate might add.... a tenth of an inch per 2 years--as an arbitrary number.
It won't really give you long term gains.

I've been jelqing and doing ulis for a couple months now since I have a pretty small dick. Used to not even be able to fill a condom out, fixed that.

I have one, as well as the air pumps, as well as having jelqed and I also clamped.

What gave me length was jelqing. You'll get a half inch over 3 months guaranteed just from stretching your ligaments. After that it slows down to a crawl.

Clamping gave me 1/2 inch in girth but that shit was so extreme that I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. If you're wondering how it's done, you basically use a cable clamp to clamp the base of your dick full of blood in a full hard on and keep kegeling more blood in, until your dick is a massive, thick purple monster hard as a rock , really inhuman looking. Then you leave it on for a few minutes and remove it. If you forget you have it on, you lose your dick. You'll also get discoloration from it, your dick will get darker but yeah, a half inch in girth over 2 months.

the bathmate and pumps didn't work too well for me.

I would say unless you are under 5 or so inches, don't even bother with that shit. Too much risk for too little potential rewards. I've got a pretty big dick (7x6), but I've used it all of one time in 20 years. I would work on having a use for it before worrying that you are "too small" (you probably aren't). That one time I used it I also couldn't get a rythym going or pound hard because I bottomed her out and the thickest part stretched her to the point of hurting. I would say average allows you a wider range of chicks you can pound real hard.

>you basically use a cable clamp to clamp the base of your dick full of blood in a full hard on and keep kegeling more blood in, until your dick is a massive, thick purple monster hard as a rock , really inhuman looking

this better be a fucking joke

i just read over that post and didn't even bat an eyelid. i've been on Veeky Forums for about 8 years now and your post just made me realize how sad it is that i think that guy's post is a normal thing to share with a bunch of strangers.

I was stupid enough to buy this expensive thing. Because the veins from the testicles go up to the base of the penis I got varicocele from pumping. Besides, using pumps will slowly cause permanent damage to the sensitive tissue of the penis, if not peyronies disease you will slowly without noticing have less and less feeling there due to nerve damage.

I threw my pump in the garbage, fucking waste of money

First off, this is anonymous, I believe.

Second, clamping is well known in penis enlargement.

There used to be.... and this is when I used to do this, back in 2004 believe it or not is when I did this.... Im in my 30s now.

Well there used to be a website, a free internet forum called Thunders Place.

Maybe its still there

there were some hardcore motherfuckers over there who beat the shit out of their dicks like they owed them money, got good gains but man did they abuse their dicks

that forum was huge it had thousands of members

They're legit. I had a real one a few years ago that got lost when I traveled outside the country for six plus months, and just last week got a knock-off one from Aliexpress for 26 dollars (free shipping). It's just as good as the real one, which is crazy overpriced.

It definitely gives you temporary gains, and permanent ones come after LONG-TERM use, as in 9+ months. I just use it in an epson salt tub after a heavy workout.

Isn't this a sure fire way to get penis necrosis?

at first it'll give you very noticeable gains. then it becomes just something you do 2-3 times a week just to mantain.

it increased my dick 1cm and it makes my erections more solid, as well as it increases flaccid size. no reason not to use it, IMO.

Just a reminder: If you are some sort of guy that thinks something like this actually works:

There is no known way to legitamately increase the size of your penis. Jelqing does not work permanently and can cause permanent ED. Pumps do not work and can cause permanent ED. Surgery does not work as the penis is not a muscle, an organ, or otherwise. It's a very complex set of veins, stretchy flesh, ligaments, and otherwise that is nearly impossible to replicate or increase at this point.

Do not attempt to increase the length. The only way to even slightly increase it is by cutting the supportive ligament which may give you an extra half-inch, and that in itself can be dangerous.

TL;DR
don't be a dumbass, your dick size is permanent.

Can I get some answers please?

I want to buy one of these. Not to get permanent gains, but just to make a one night stand more interesting than usual.
If I use the pump for like 15 minutes and it increases my size, how much bigger does my dick get and how long will it last for the night? 1 hour? 2? I read up on one site that it increases penis length by 25% and girth by 35% (temporarily of course). Is that true?

I'd be glad to get that big dick feel for once, even if most girls are satisfied with my slightly above average dick.

>Jelqing doesn't work

PEGym has tons of people that add legitimate size that stays without fucking up their dick. You dick is a stretchable tissue that holds blood. It can be made larger and thicker. It only causes issues when done incorrectly for long periods of time.

As per the surgery, it usually adds well over an inch, but disables the use of your kegel muscle. If you see a dude in porn with a huge penis that sags completely (usually black dudes do this surgery to fit the porn stereotype), that's why. Don't do it; it adds size at the detriment of giving you a saggy dick that you can't flex. Fairly pointless.

>mfw my benis is only 11'

holy fuck thunders place oh jesus the horrors . great times anons great times were held there

>You dick is a stretchable tissue that holds blood.
No it's fucking not. It's stretchy flesh surrounding VEINS. The VEINS are what makes the penis fill with blood. The SKIN is just what surrounds it. It's the same fucking way one of those stretchy hoses work, it shrinks when it's empty, grows when it fills. There is a maximum capacity and stretching it out only makes it weaker.

>It can be made larger and thicker.
You can't fucking increase the size of veins you fucking dumbass.

it'll pump it maybe a quarter of an inch. They're a scam, please don't be dumb enough to fall for one.

med student here, you're wrong. the corpora cavernosa are spongy tissue which can be plastically deformed and made bigger.

penis enlargement does work. jelqing will stretch your suspensory ligaments and allow more of your penis to hang outside of your body. the blood pressure increase does plastically deform the tunica albuginea, which is the connective tissue layer that covers the cavernous bodies. deforming and stretching this means more blood can fill those bodies and your penis becomes larger.

Thing is, elastic and plastic deformation thresholds are different for everyone, so it will work better for some and not for others, but it is UNQUESTIONABLE that jelqing does lengthen the penis, and often does thicken it in the long term, just not significantly.

>that forum was huge it had thousands of members

>members

kek

I bought the x30 (extreme?) In Dec last year

Used it for with a simple jelqing routine,
Gained little over an inch so now instead of a bone pressed 7.5" I'm bone pressed 8.25"

Overall im pretty happy with it, had a few scares frokm accidentally pumping too hard and I have darker skin on the top half of my dick but pros outweigh cons in this case imo

Didnt get too much in the way of girth gains surprisingly which is what I had originally bought it for.
5.25 but I'm 5.5 after using it so temporary girth is good I guess.

I should say I've been really consistent with the training and i haven't really seen any gains above what I have now so I dunno, maybe it's tikme to do something different now

you are not a med student, you're not fucking fooling anyone.

>penis enlargement does work
no it fucking doesn't. There has never, ever, EVER been any fucking photographic proof outside of text nor any doctor-approved results.

All it would need is a handful of official gov study docs proving that it permanently worked, it fucking doesn't. Don't be a retard.

> deforming and stretching this means more blood can fill those bodies and your penis becomes larger.
YOU

CANNOT

STRETCH

VEINS

soc.ucsb.edu/sexinfo/article/jelqing

Permanent gains completely aside. How much bigger does you dick get right after pumping and how long does it stay that way?

what should we spend all this money our citizens have given us?
how bout we jerk our dicks to see if they get bigger and record our results
GOOD IDEA dr. Stein

Guess what med dip shit, that's literally what a study is. We've done studies on dumber shit before.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0027694/

A study is just that: to see if there is any truth to the suggestion.

If there was a way to increase the size of your penis, there would be documented proof from unbiased sources. There is no way to increase the erect size of your penis.

Yes, you can, it's called a varicosity, not that it matters.

That being said, the corpora cavernosa are not veins.

And it works. You know what you're like? those people that talk about lifting from their couches, saying this and that about steroids.

this med student here gained a half inch in length and girth a decade ago and kept it. took him 3 months.

for free.

but hey, you believe what you want bro.

Length stays the same, so i dunno i guess I've hit a plateau there, girth increases .5" for a good while, at least 4 or 5 hours, the next morning it's back to normal.

Right after pumping it looks massive, huge flaccid length and girth but that goes back to normal almost immediately, but the flaccid girth looks good for pretty much the rest of the day.

Basically I'm 5.25 normally but it increases to 5.5 after pumping and for most of that day.

Honestly i think the length gains have probably come from jlthe jelqing mostly. Hard to tell really.

>And it works.
do you have any proof to back that up whatsoever that is not anecdotal?

I thought jelquing was dangerous and could fuck you up

yes, and? Do you have any proof that is not anecdotal?

But once you stop jelqing your penis starts to lose size. Not that you'll lose all your gains, but your penis will retract a little.

well, you can go to thundersplace.org, log your ass in that free fucking place, go to the progress report topics and see thousands of before and after pics from thousands of dudes going back about 15-20 years, then read the thousands of testimonials ( again free), then maybe try the routines and exercises that dozens of men developed and tested over the years

do it with LOTS of care, appropriate warmup, and knowing there might be some risk involved depending on what you try

then find out for yourself. you dont have anything to lose. worked for me.

its not like anyone is selling anything here. this shit works. nobody will gain 2 inches of dick but an inch over a few years is entirely within the realm of possibility, and not even rare to see.

Hey guys, I'm just here to tell you you don't need to lift to gain muscles.

I should know, I gained 20 lbs of muscle in 3 weeks. But hey, what do I know, I'm just a liar on the internet.

med student here ( again).

it can be. do that shit too hard and you can have nerve damage, you can generate a thrombus, you can burst a vein or artery, all sorts of shit can happen.

likewise, you can die lifting at the gym too. do that shit with care and attention, listening to your body and you'll be fine.

i can say this shit for now cause im not a doctor yet, so i can chat based on what ive seen and done over a decade. one year from now all i can say is "there are no studies that support this, discuss these matters with your urologist and follow their guidance. trying any of these methods can endanger your health."

PS pills dont work. creams dont work. none of that shit works. dick grows either by deforming and expanding the (very fucking tough) tunica albuginea that surrounds the sponges that fills with blood or stretching your suspensory ligament. that's all.

>then find out for yourself. you dont have anything to lose.
except the ability to make my dick hard.

>well, you can go to thundersplace.org
I could also go to tumblr and proclaim my obesity as healthy, and everyone there agrees! Or stormfront.org and finally get the truth out that the jews are responsible for all the niggers in north america!

Going into an echo chamber of a bunch of insecure penis manlets is not proof: it's biased results with biased photographs. Unless they show video proof, side by side, exact same angle, exact same use, exact same everything, it can be manipulated. I don't trust it the same way I don't trust fatties on facebook saying "they've tried everything to lose weight".

Post proof or fuck off. Stop trying to get retards to injure themselves.

>likewise, you can die lifting at the gym too. do that shit with care and attention, listening to your body and you'll be fine.
the difference between this and jelqing is that there's proof that lifting makes your muscles grow.

Hey guys, instead of arguing, why don't we put together a study and then Veeky Forums can jelq together???

>is this a hack?
Yes
>Tell me about your gains.
>rationalwiki.org/wiki/Penis_enlargement

This is a blue board.

enjoy your tiny dick

link to it faggot. Nothing against the rules of linking to porn.

>tiny dick
I'm perfectly happy with my dick. Maybe you should be happy with your own.

How easy is it to get rid of fordyce spots? Is surgery the only way? Is it permanent?