Tfw 5'12 manlet

by stop being so insecure about your height

tell me more user,

It's okay user, the last check up I got I was told i'm 183 cm (that's 6') and so I was like "Great, finally the shortest man in the family but in the 6' club" Tell people i'm 6' Everyone always is shocked and can't believe it, but fuck em I made it in the family.

>tfw 5'11.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999"

>tfw 5'16
>tfw STILL not tall enough to be 6'
life is suffering

>tfw when i've unironically been saying I';m 5 foot 12 for the last few years
why am i so stupid lads

No wonder you couldn't get a gf

haha fucking MANLET HAH

>tfw 1.3243504 × 10-11 Astronomical Units

Literally lie about your height a no one will notice

>tfw 0.99/1.99/2.99/3.99
>only 0.01 to get out of DYEL mode.

>tfw 4'26'' duke of manlets

5.9meter Manlet :(

>mfw taller than a giraffe
>still a manlet

>5'3
>gf is way out of my league but has a manlet fetish
>complained that she had trouble finding guys who were short enough
>mfw

>be 5'6
>any job I want 300k starting, women fucking drooling over me, life on ez mode
>be 5'5
>permavirgin little boy, guaranteed NEET, borderline disability, only option is MTF or suicide
ooo you almost made it bro!

Describe your girlfriend, please.

qt, bout an inch taller than me, naturally tan, dark brown hair, wears too much fucking makeup even though she's gorgeous w/o, medium-small tits, cute butt, 8.5/10 legs, outdoorsy, obnoxiously intelligent, likes to wear boots when we go out so she can make fun of me, kinda basic sometimes but seems to be growing out of it, not really kinky but yells out weird shit in bed that makes me uncomfortable

her dad is about my height so that might have something to do with it, but whatever i'm not complaining

>tfw 183cm manlet

>likes to wear boots when we go out so she can make fun of me

>tfw 6'2'' manlet
>tfw you have to be 7'' to even be NOTICED by grils
>????????
>profit

>yells out weird shit in bed that makes me uncomfortable
explain

why dont americans use centimeters

6'3 = "Hey guys look i'm 6 foot 3 hahahahaha"
6'2 = "Yeah, i'm fucking 6'2, bitch. wanna go?"
6'1 = *5'11 in basketball shoes*
6'0 = "I'm pretty tall guys, well over 6 foot haha"
5'11 = "i'm 6'1"
5'10 = "I'm 6'1 in shoes"
5'9 = "haha i'm such a manlet faggot, r-right guys? hahaha fuck me!"

The manlet cutoff is 6'2.
6'3 is okay, 6'4 is perfect, 6'5 is still okay, anything higher than that is freaky (but not as bad as being a manlet).

t. 5'11 prince of manlets

>about an inch taller than me

>prince of manlets
actually you're the grand prince of manlets

meant for

because we're special and dont give a fuck about the rest of the world

>5'0 Gentleman
more like gentlegirl

>5'9 duke
More like take a big dookie on my life

>5'10 Prince/Infante
got the infant part right

The metric system is impractical. Base 12 and Base 60 are superior.

>he doesn't want to be dominated by a tall gf
not fooling anyone there buddy

...

>implying 5'4 is tall

>rare woman with manlet fetish
>obnoxiously intelligent
Every time. What's going on?

>be the number 10
>can only be divided by 2 & 5 evenly
>be the number 12
>easily divided in half, thirds, quarters, & sixths
>check with the Babylonians
>yep, still 12*30 degrees in a circle
>still 12*2 hours in a day
Looks like America and the Universe are running on standard units. Why is the rest of the world using 10s is the better question.

Can't speak for fetishes, but intelligent people are generally less shallow