I accidantly just drank 3,5 LITRES of SOY sauce

I accidantly just drank 3,5 LITRES of SOY sauce

What do ? Whats going to happen

Should I throw it up?

HOW.
Were you born with no tongue? Are you like a blind man, but for taste?

Enjoy death by hypernatremia

Wash it down with a 3kg tub of crunchy peanut butter

>192255mg sodium

Have fun with your gyno

I dont know how it happened im seriously panicing right now should I wait it out or call ambulance? Im starting to feel my heart in the throat

Guys help I have a similar problem. I accidentally ate a gram of Urainium 235, will this mess up my cut?

yes youre going to die otherwise

Where did you get the uranium? How did it taste? As long as iifym youre fine

Throw up rn fag and call 911. You would die at like 98g of sodium you had far more

Sodium wont kill him

Say goodbye to your dick fgt

>tfw ingested 1g of Einsteinium

I accidantly ate 4 proteinis

Wat do

tfw reading Veeky Forums in public and stifling your laughter

I accidentally ate three bananas, think I got fructose poisoned

It's ok.
You see, it has a shitton of calories, but no fats, carbs, or protein.
It's just empty calories, so they don't count.

Accidently fucked my brother,
What do? What's going to happen?

You will have kidney failure real bad, throw up, call 911

accidentally ate my own cum again ffs

>tfw accidentally ate 20 billion calories today
cheat day. IIFYM. Thermogenic effect. Don't worry user.

Is he OK?

All you need is to a Japanese doctor, user.

it's ok as short as you're both not gay, or one of you blindfolded the other so no real knowledge of the thing that accumulated inside the physical being that was the one person having the interrelationship between the rectal scrotum and the sodium overload amassing inside his pancreatitis

>accidentally ate 1 cubic light year of butter
FALLING IN MY SLEEP

...

dat dere zinc doe

It was obviusly perpetrated by the jews. They made you drink the estrogen of the soy in order to make you affeminate, which means leftist, which means one more vote for the jews.

You should counterpart the effects by doing nofap and with cold showers to get your preciouss testasterona back.

Good luck Veeky Forumsizen