/SIPS/

I think I might be getting ripped off. They're $5.99 at my gym.

Redbull shills out in force today..
Pretty pathetic to be at the Redbull HQ on a sunday, get a life

these threads are pure shills, mainly monster. report and sage

Who else /caffeinepills/ here?

yeah, McLaren 570GT costs $190,000 and Civic $18,000, what's your point?

800mg every morning

>being this poor
you from Russia, friend?

Nonsippers are pure newfags, mainly delusional /pol/ crossover retards.

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Hey summerfags when does school start?

Right here. The convenience is borderline erotic.

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Where my Rockstar /gulp/ers at?

havin a sip right now

Let's see it.

a-user, please. you didn't...

>tfw 1.05 for a monster in the uk
>tfw they were always fucking expensive in the states
monsters are cheaper than pop here, i don't get it

>implying sip memes isn't the epitome of summer.

Is drinking green tea cringy? I'm a weak pompous bitch. I need my tea

holy fuck that's cheap
>tfw best in the states is usually 3/$5

Oh my god dude. Stop posting.

No. Iced tea is A+. Only problem is sips are A++.

Fuck that's a good one.

how do you even function with that much caffeine I think I would explode

I fucking tried doing no sip for a day but it's impossible. You fuckers got me addicted to caffeine.

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People that don't sip are fucking homos
I fell for the meme a few days ago but quickly realized that it is no meme
>red ultra GOAT

He's never tried Ultra Sunrise.....

Build the wall

Only have white and red ultra where I'm from

>tfw saw some skinny asian kid drinking a monster at the gym yesterday
is that you, Veeky Forums?

You are missing out, my friend. Sunrise is GOAT. It's even better than most sodas with artificial sweeteners. It's like drinking orange soda that gets you fired up. (Unless you're addicted to caffeine like I am, then it just gets you right)

Shit senpai you convinced me
I'm buying this shit as a 24 pack for 35 euros on amazon

>tfw local shop doesn't sell Rehab anymore

That's a breddy average deal, tbqhfamalam. Unless you have to pay shipping.

Best energy drink is NOS (original flavor) but has too much sugar and the sugar free tastes like bootyhole.

Nope I got prime

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False; true.

Which energy drink tastes better than NOS?

No shit, guy. They're $5 for a 4 pack at (((Wal Mart)))

>implying david laid has anything to do with sips

you're small kid

this looks like radioactive sludge in a can

and wtf is a /gulp/er

>Been a /sip/per for around 3 months now
>literally no downsides as far as I can tell

What's the catch?

>What's the catch?

$$$

One word, two syllables: monster energy zero ultra

Nope. Sorry, sugar objectively tastes better than artificial sweeteners. Bye, sweetie

That's two words

Yep got a 300 pack of 200 mg each pill for $7 on amazon. Doesn't get any better than this.

Wrong.

>t.Diet Coke swilling roastie

reporting in

monster tastes like rat piss

Can I borrow your rat?

Hearty fucking kek

I don't drink soda, but nice argument, dumbass. I guarantee that you couldn't tell the difference in taste between aspartame and sugar.

>he's never sipped

Bitch, I was sipping on sips when you were still drinking apple juice out of your lil pink sippy cup and pooping your pampers. You're the kind of cunt that says "No thanks, I'll never get to sleep" when somebody offers you a cup of coffee at 6pm. You're the exact type of pussy that will get jittery after a third of a can of Monster and put it back in the refrigerator. Twats like you bring shame upon yourselves, your families and your communities. Now go have a nice decaf iced soy vanilla latte with your Oprah book club and let the grown ups talk, okay, sweetiepie?

rockstar shill btfo

>summerfags trying to act not summer by saying this is a summer meme
Heh

what r the benefits 2 sipping monster energy drink?

Y do people sip?

Please help me I have been seeing this on fit 4 the past weeks and I do not understand

Lurk more

>calorie sips
shiggy diggy doo

Wow.

It's beautiful

Updated

>shills

I can't believe anyone is retarded enough to think multi million dollar companies are actually using resources to advertise to autistic neckbeards who live in their parents basements on Veeky Forums

Like you literally possess no critical thinking ability if you believe that

sipboys all day everyday, try that on my low carb beetus

It's a big reason why this meme has lasted so long. Those morons just fan the flames every time they insist it's Monster posting photoshops in these threads. It's been almost a year, and they still think Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™ is a meme not because of its crisp and refreshing taste, but because a bunch of anons are getting paid to pretend to enjoy it. Maybe if they tried That First Sip™ of any of the zero-calorie Ultra™ beverages, they would finally understand.

The First Sip™ is dangerously tasty ™.

How fast does one /sip/?
This has always been something I thought about but never really gave it much interest.

Why do the mods allow these shill threads?

This is literally advertising

can you unironically fuck off to your containment board?

/sip/ hard and fast, just like when you're fucking your roastie.

>While you're fucking your roastie
B-But I am black.

So for you it would be "raping your roastie"

No, it was more like the fact that I don't fuck roasties, nerd.

Damn, raped all the white womens and stole trips, better call George Zimmerman

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fucking kek

Don't take this the wrong way but no one believes you.

Ever notice that since humans started walking upright, women's breasts have become the main sexual display, replacing the buttocks, which were the sexual display when we were less evolved and walked on all fours? And black men are still mainly attracted to buttocks?

is this a reference to prison school turned into a nigger joke?

>le ebin maymay frog racism

this board is +18

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Doesn't know about supermalt

Just tried it today. I like the taste.

This is objectively superior

really gets the neurons firing