Gym stories thread?

I was there last month user. Believe me, hitting two pl8 lets you not beat yourself up for not hitting 2pl8, but now you beat yourself up for not hitting 3pl8. Godspeed user, one day you will lift all the pl8s

thanks user

Funny you mention that i have a story about that too.

>Tuesday
>shoulders
>fuckyes.jpeg
>i grab the last barbell rack
>load up the bar with 50kg for ohp warm-up
>5 sets 5 reps, get the pump, blood flowing
>pear shaped lady asks me how long im going to be with skinny as fuck daughter in tow
>take out headphones
>Upon A Burning Body was blasting my ears
>"What's that sorry"
>"How long left"
>"2 more sets of 5"
>think she's going to fuck off til later
>sits on one of the benches next to my rack with her daughter
>so distracting they're both loud as fuck and watching me
>finish go to strip off the weight
>"Leave it we're doing shoulders too"
>lolfuckingsuityourself
> fuck off to the dumbbell side of the gym
>see her getting under the barbell
>thisgonbegood.jpeg
>mum can't even un-rack it
>daughter steps in to help
>both combined they fail
>watching in the reflection
>shaking my head
>they start stripping off the weight
>mfw when they thought they could lift my warm-up

not the guy but, I think u underestimate the level of autism people are capable of in this board

fuck you

I just hit lmaotwoplate yesterday after like three weeks of stalling. You're gonna make it user.

>go to gym hyped
>see all the degenerate shit there, lose hope in humanity

every fucking time...

>be me
>Finishing chest workout with cable flys
>Final reps, push with all my might.
>Exhausted and just let go of the negative part of the rep, swinging my arms back quicky with little control.
>Feel soft, lush hair on my arm and then a hard sudden impact on my fist.
>Ohshit.jpg
>I immediately look over and see the gym slut covering her face in pain.
>"Oh my gawd..I am..So sorry.."
>She tries to play it out "its..its ok"
>She sniffles and leaves to the locker room holding her face.
>In shock I just do another set and then immediately leave.

It's not my fault right Veeky Forums? Why did she try to walk so close to me knowing I was doing flys?

>deadlifts at gym today with bros
>have bar loaded with 470lb
>muscular black guy I've never seen before walks up and asks how much it weighs
>tell him that it's a little over four fiddy
>asks if he can try it
>asks to use our chalk
>sure why not
>somehow spills our chalk all over the floor
>scoops it off the ground with his hands
>walks up to the bar
>genuinely worried, think about offering him a belt
>he quickly sets up and lifts with perfect form and grace
>bar seems like it was loaded with marshmallow plates instead
>he drops it and quickly walks off into the sunset
>bros and I are just staring at each other in silence
Sundays are always pretty weird at the gym

cucked

Some people are just acting retarded in the gym. I have it when I'm doing something and some faggot tries to sneak right behind my back or if front of my face - THERE'S A FUCKING EMPTY FOOTBALL FIELD RIGHT NEXT TO ME WHY THE FUCK DO YOU APPROACH ME CLOSER THAN 2 METERS?

Is this a copypasta

grats user, &thanks

Some faggot was trying to do the same with me when I was deloading my OHP. That's when you know your making it user.

>be dyel beginner
>guy using incline bench before me has 185 loaded on
>asks me if I want him to leave it on
feelsgoodman

if he could deadlift 4 plates he is still strong as fuck

I have had curlbros literally bump their dumbbells into the barbell on my back while I am squatting. how can you be that stupid ffs

>go to gym
>work out
>get out of gym
shit was so cash

>barely lifts more than a runt philipino

Top kek

>Going to do squats
>Stop to watch 8/10 qt with 10/10 butt doing squats next to me
>Wow.gif
>Tfw she's squatting the same weight as me
>Her dyel bf works in
>He takes half the weight off to do his squats
>Does one set, then looks at me embarrassed and leaves
>Tfw I wasn't judging him for his low weight, just happy for him getting to the gym and working to improve himself
>Tfw when his gf 'mires me hard when I'm doing pullups later
>Tfw when I feel like my body is inadvertently eye cucking this sad, little dyel manlet
>Tfw realize he's probably just a beta orbiter

>go to gym at 5am everyday
>usually see another chubby pig noses girl there
>she always stares at me when I walk to the water fountain between reps
>never acknowledge her but I can see she's always looking
Jesus Christ anons why can't she mind her own fucking business. I wish the gym was completely empty except for the few milfs that come in to do crazy meme circuits.

>2am
>At gym
>Only me and one guy
>Gym always plays shitty music so I bring my own headphones
>Doing hang cleans
>At last rep I hold my breath and brace and let out a really strong fart
>"Meh there's no one here and musics playing"
>Remove earphones
>No music
>Only guy in the gym is on the floor laughing behind me
>Drop the weight and run outside
>Sign up at different gym

>having the audacity to call others dyel when a girl is squatting the same amount as you
>thinking she was miring you when she was probably thinking "i hope this creep who kept looking at me and my bf in between his sets goes away soon..."

didn't know this was a Veeky Forums cringe thread
maybe you should post your deadlift 1rm as well

YIKES

>be me
>lifting about two years by now
>decent size, people can tell I lift, but go to golds so most guys are bigger and stronger
>warming up on bench
>dude at squat rack keeps looking at me, finally comes over and asks me to spot him
>looks about same size as me, only has 1 plate on so my mind goes ???
>he literally just finished squatting on his last set before he asked me so thought he was going for a burnout or something
>never spotted a squat before so don't even know what to do really
>unracks in front squat position which confuses me even more
>strict OHP presses it while I had my arms halfway under his thinking he was going to squat while right behind him
>gets second to halfway and drops it down and racks it
>looks at me like I'm retarded and mutters thanks
>"no problem bro anytime"
>pasta.exe
>start sweating so much I don't even need to warm up anymore

Bugs.......

>load up for warm-up
>7x5
>don't increase the weight

why is he asking for a spot for bb ohp wtf?

>at gym
>doing deadlifts
>giant, jacked 6'2" black guy comes up to me
>"You have the perfect deadlifting body user"
what did he mean by this?
t.manlet

>tfw failed my lmao2pl8 diddlies today because was so burnt out doing ancillary exercises waiting for power rack to open
so disappointed i'm going to go back later just to finish

>dyel asks for spotting
>goes dumbell curls
>what
>stand near him and observe

>work out naked
>mom comes in when i'm doing paused squats
>tells me i have a nice ass

Why the fuck are you taking pics of your quads you autistic fuck

Also who got the get

AHAHAH TOPKEK

>be me
>hitting chest at the local 24hr fitness
>7:00ish at night, pretty empty for a Saturday night
>guy next to me has been deadlifting for a good hour and a half
>hitting that shit hard, this man is a fucking monster
>400lb straight leg deadlift, proper form, not even dropping the weight
>fucking guy puts on 95 more lbs
>maxing on 495 in the gym right now, this mother fucker pulls out a box of kraft single cheese slices and finishes a set no problem
>this guy is just devouring this cheese, 5-6 slices down
>puts on two more plates
>hypes himself up, jumping around making a lot of noise
>maxes out his 2 reps, then just drops the fucking weight onto the ground
>smashes his cheese box and his gallon jug of water
>screeching autistic front desk people claiming they need more tip money for this bullshit
>Fucker didn't even re rack his weights.
>mfw

You bout that get that BBC

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>guy starts sucking cocks
oh wait thats me

10/10

>they complain to gym staff
>get kicked out and sued for leaving a dangerously loaded barbell for innocent first timers to hurt themselves

>tfw when
You some kinda dummy?

He wanted user to force his reps

>1,5pl8 loaded on bar, bar on the ground is
>dyel is deadlift-ing 1,75pl8 close at me (shit form) and doing me a shit eye
>he jiggles when i'm about to do the lift
>clean, strict press, reps
>he does the spongebob face
>his friend laugh because i press heavy and he friend deqdlift baby weight
>wait 5 ms
>he tryes do the ohp (in squat rack!!!!)
>tries 1 pl8, no warmup-ing
>he fall over
>his friend call him a faggot
good day

Sup, Mingy

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9/10 Autistics...clappity clap

>doing lat pulldowns
>smoke show and her boyfriend walk into the weight room
>she takes off your shirt and is just wearing leggings and a sports bra that basically shows it all
>she starts doing all those gym girl exercises while her boyfriend just films her ass the whole time
>for 45 minutes he just takes videos of her squating 5 pound kettle bells
>trying to lift to become a sick cunt and make it but can't stop looking at this babe
>get a half chub
>lose my pump
>mfw

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>Why didn't you just show them the photos of your quads to prove them wrong.

>tfw it was all just a roastie plot to see pictures of his quads.

>gym yesterday because sundays are dead
>doing bench slowly taking my time because its been a few months
>im probably the only dude there
>until I see some guy running in the gym
>going to machines, loading up weights, doing 1 rep of 5 then leaving it completely racked and runs away
>does this all around the entire gym
>the entire gym now has racked weights almost like if people were working out and then they all vanished
>stare at him the entire time
>finish and he was still running around

man i felt bad for the gym worker who had to clean up after

No, it's referencing a Reddit post lol

There's really people who can't pick up 200 lbs from the ground? Holy sheet

>Hitting my post workout sauna
>Two Stacies in the sauna wearing very very tiny bikinis chatting nonstop
>Talking about how it's "soooooo hot in here" and "hahaha we got sooooo wasted last night, so many tequila shots"
>Suddenly they start talking about how one of them last night let a bunch of dudes snort coke off her ass "hahaha you are so bad girl"
>Just casually talking about this in a crowded sauna, mostly packed with middle aged Mexican dudes

What kind of world do these people live in?

>Going to gyms
>Working out
I have a story of that one time when one of my model friends wanted to give me a free gym membership his agency gave him but he already had one in a gym that's at walking distance from his house. I obviously rejected it, i have more important things to do with my life than lifting steel things from the floor for hours and take naked pictures of myself like a fucking faggot

You faggot, you just made a new gym bro. Go back and lift.

Why are you pulling in a rack...?

So THAT'S why..

gym doesn't have much room, packed tight. only space that would be able to support the space for deadlifts is right next to the power rack in front of the dumbbells.
it's a would if i could scenario

oops

>water fountain
>between reps

this is a blue board, no need for that savagery

missed opportunity

>At gym with gymbro
>Triceps/Chest day, making all kinds of gains
>Suddenly THAT guy walks in
>Longpants, hoodie, earbuds
>Fucking EARBUDS in a gym that already blasts music
>Goes straight to the squatrack without even warming up
>Starts squatting just the bar (wat)
>Adds some weight and squats like 4-5 times before having to sit down
>Unloads the bar, red as a tomato already
>Starts doing overhead press, with THE SAME FUCKING BAR
>Entiregymstaring.exe
>Does the same shit there, doesnt even use clips
>Gymowner stares at him from the receptiondesk
>Prob wonders if he´s liable if the kid kills himself
>Somehow survives anyways, deloads the bar
>Starts DEADLIFTING WITH THE SAME BAR
>Gymbro just mouthing "what the fuck" and stops in the middle of his set
>Does one fucking set of deadlifts
>Deloads the bar and walks out
>Doesnt even fucking shower
>Comes back a couple of days later IN THE SAME FUCKING CLOTHES

Saw him weighing himself in the gym, fucktard even seemed to GAIN weight LMAO

>just happy for him getting to the gym and working to improve himself
>I´m CUKING THIS DYEL SAD LIL MANLET BETA ORBITER

- Guy who got outsquatted by a girl

Kek

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>10pm-12am at gym as is routine
>4 people total in gym
>NewChallengerAppears.jpg
>Imagine 50 year old skinnyfat SideShow Bob
>Immediately walks past all free benches and claims the only bench with plates on it
>sets towel on bench, loads up lmao2plate
At this point I'm intrigued because he didnt appear that athletic so I keep an eye on him as I am a watchful protector
>Leaves bench, heads to leg extension machine and cranks out 10 of the fastest reps I've ever seen
>Runs to bench
>Finally.mov
>Quarter reps 2plate for 12 and then struggles to re-rack
>Does the whole routine 3 more times then leaves the gym having only done bench and leg extension

I have never been more confused

>I saw 3 gymbros do six different bicep curl variations today, each for like 3 sets, the way they were talking they had already done back before that.
Whats the most gymbro thing you've ever seen?

He was betting you would take the b8 and he could continue his workout without having to clean up

They were trying to show you they were down to clown, congrats on making it

>walk to the cable flys
>an aborigione nigga is breakdancing inside

>at gym with buddy
>this one guy looks like a buff version of our friend
>buddy takes a snap of him
>more prominently featured in the snap were two girls nearby
>it was a really obvious photo
>make fun of him for it
>¿one of them comes over, ask why he took a pic of them
>I crack up, he explains
Nothing too interesting but had a good chuckle

>started going to the gym last fall
>125 pound dyel in semi serious lifting gym
>everyone generally nice
>one guy in particular talks to and encourages me everyday, giving tips and working in
>stop seeing him around march
>stay going to the gym everyday on a relatively clean bulk
>make it up to 160-165 pounds
>today
>deadlifting 345 for reps
>guy comes in and sees all the progress i've made
>we have a great conversation
> feel 10x more motivated

>he doesn't have 7 of the same gym costumes

>girl squats the same as (poster)
>some guy does his exercise with appropriate weight
>said guy is dating a fit girl 8/10 with 10/10 butt
>(poster) stares at couple and they eventually leave, because when someone is on a couple activity, the last thing they want is some creep eye raping the girls ass and controlling what the guy is doing

>somehow poster thinks he is the alpha in this situation

>be me
>cousin (15)
>exclaims "pecs"
>"That's nothing watch this"
>Get an erection right in front of her
>she holds it as we walk down the road
>later at dinner, jacks me off under the table
>cum on her leg
>”solid"

congrats user!!

Holy fuck

This never gets old

>Be DYEL
>Be doing lmao2pl8 diddleys in uni gym 20 minutes ago
>Grill comes up behind me and asks if we can share floor space
>"Yeah sure"
>Proceeds to put lmao1pl8 on the bar
>Lol your gonna die you should have done a warm up set
>I hear something hit the ground fairly hard 5 seconds later
>Toldyouso.tiff
>Have a peak in the mirror
>She sumo lifts it then drops it when she comes halfway back down
>Wtf
>Does the exact same thing 3 more times then goes to lmao2pl8
>See that she has a bag of crushed chalk
>Applies copious amounts and starts her normal sets
>I'm done at this point and immediately leave
What in the name of the lord did I just run into? I would feel emasculated but I don't know what the fuck she was doing.

kek'd audibly, have a (you)

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that's really bad my man, i feel like you should still be able to progress since youre still a novice.

butter it up baby, deandre COMING for that posterior chain

>at gym
>see jacked guy wearing a stringlet that covers basically just his hips, chest completely shaved
>turns around and his back is all sorts of discoloured
>think it's just roid pimples or something similar
>walks passed me
>just damp matted hair all over his back

threw me right off

The only one I have where I raged out is apparently to unevlieveable to bother repeating, so no real point.

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It's not because a girl is freaking out because she thinks she got photographed that she is being a feminist or a SJW. Calling out someone because they took a picture of your ass at a gym is fine in my book.

With that being said, you're beta as fuck if you couldn't just showed the picture and explain yourself. There not feminist. You're just being a fucking pussy.

>hurrrr durrrrrr people cant lift weights I can? lol whata surprise

don't worry

they'll be gone in a few weeks. Its just summer right now

> Just starting working out after years of being a skinny fat looser
> Few months in, finally have enough confidence to really get into the free weights area
> Get to squatting, got my lmao1pl8 achievements after weeks of hard works

> Fast forwards a few weeks later
> Legs day, get on the squat rack, put on one plate and does my first set
> Chubby chick gets on the station next to mine and loads up 2 plates
> My ego is hurt a little but I can deal with it, I'm still starting after all
> Proceeds to starts her first set as soon as I begins my second one
> Get below the bar, I back off a bit and slowly gets my ass bellow parallel like I've been taught to
> Just as slowly gets up while making sure my position is in perfect shape
> Be proud about my attention to details when it comes to positions (i.e my autism)
> Catch a glimpse towards the chick as I finish my first rep
> She's power bombing her reps like there is no tomorrow while simply bending her knees
> She wasn't simply going parallel (which I'm fine with desu) but literally bending her knees a little and going up as fast as she could
> Finish my second set and I see she is looking at me smugly
> This goes on until I finish I'm done with my squats
> Never see her at the gym a few weeks afterwards
> tfw

My lifts get stronger when I get a boner. Thank god I have a home gym though