My ass looks like pic related while my body is skinny...

i fucked a girl from tinder with a big ass like this once. Little womanlet.
I gonna hit it from behind and spread her ass open.
Wad of fucking toilet paper got lost in there.
Thank god I wasnt on phenibut or some shit and in a must eat ass mode.
Would of been pretty traumatizing .

wew lads that dumpster

This guy fucks

pics or you won't get help

>would of

Kys

Did you pick the toilet paper out before digging in, or did you just eat that shit right off the plate?

>I want to be bigger but can't risk making my ass and thighs fatter
Then don't do squats or leg presses. Focus on cardio for lower body. You're not gonna look silly.

Jesus christ....
I don't want to go to jail for rape...
I need to go workout till I can't get hard anymore.
Oh god...

Being a high test male is suffering. An ass like this makes me go straight caveman mode, I'd go feral on that woman

My GF has a friend with an ass like this, I can't stop looking at it, I just want to get balls deep.

Please don't

she just has wide hips, that make her ass bigger

I ate it man i was so fucking horny

Post photo. We need to see its physical qualities to make real effort and provide a reducing plan.

my man

It looks like 2 separate women

i don't see the problem.

Or the rest of your body isn't as skinny as you think an you could lose more fat and look better

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this is a bait thread, summer fag

making it bruh

>I ate it man i was so fucking horny
holy shit man lmaooooo

Is phenibut legal in Canada? Where can I buy?

Why would you want to change that?

You.

Never change Veeky Forums

Way too damn big and no im not gay or Irish

Nice

testosterone deficient bitch spotted lmao.

In case OP isn't actually trolling/baiting, what she got is lipedema
It's a thing that women get that makes all their fat go to their thighs and ass.
So their upper half looks skinny, but they can have a fat as fuck lower body.
However, if you even out the fat to what normal people have, then they'll look fat.
A woman with liepema is not skinnier because they have no belly. They're still just as fat but it's all stored in the hips ass and thighs.

If you lose weight, the ass will shrink. Your upper body won't turn skeletal.

you guys have been with some women who have no self care standards, holy shit

a well maintained ass that size is meant for faces

>she got is lipedema
she doesnt seem to have that
also this is a bait thread

threads like this one are bait

sometimes you gotta eat the whole ass bruh...

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>phenibut

Does this shit really work or is it just a meme? Do you take it for Veeky Forums gains or does it just make you hornier? It looks cheap so I'm thinking about trying it

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That ass in the pic is 10/10 lol

Took some today and spent the day drinking sips and edging to kpop porn music videos

>tfw thinking of the taste

L O N D O N

Typical degenerate junkie

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not what it's cracked up to be

Include us all in the cap, toilet paper eating man shall go down in history

heh, see you guys over on r/Veeky Forums...

Oh my god.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you're disgusting and also a hero

OP never delivered, yet everyone is focusing on this particular son of a bitch.

I wish you good luck ass paper man, may your gains come swift and you remain forever aesthetic.

Why did you eat her ass instead of just fucking it? What the actual fuck is wrong with you ass eaters?

gagged

Maybe he didn't actually do it, and just made up a story for Veeky Forums?

So eating ass is a meme? No one would really do that to a dirty butthole?

I mean, first post he says:
>Thank god I wasnt on phenibut or some shit and in a must eat ass mode.
>Would of been pretty traumatizing .
So he didn't eat it, then an user asks again and then he says he did it. Sounds like bullshit.

I do, and there is literally nothing you can do to stop me.

Start banging chicks who bathe and wipe their ass you ape

A dirty butthole? No. But I can say I've eaten ass. Sometimes when you stare in the abyss all you can think to do is put your mouth on it.

Unlike anything else on this site...

I eat my gfs out all the time. I actually get pissed if she shits after a shower cause if I get horny I have to make her take another so I don't lick shit.

is tianeptine better than phenibut? never tried either

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Nice post that shit to Reddit

Its nice but do it fool. Include everyone who was replied or talked about ate it man

I finally told a story worth a screen cap.
Ive been here like 8 years.
this is a moment

Full*

Sauce on the pic?

Shitty crop

>I ate it man

what the fuck

yeah. me too buddy.

I'll crop tomorrow, too tired now.

why does this whole thread reek of reddit somehow

Dont let us down user. We trust you.

It smells like ass senpai

holy fuck i need source on this woman

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We've all been there.

word

Good work scooper

It makes you really low inhibition and reduces anxiety. I feel like a king when I'm on 1g, can talk for days and don't care what anyone thinks of me.
liftmode.com/calming/phenibut.html
do research on the phenibut leddit
>tfw it'll be banned in Australia next year
>200g supply tho hehe

>I ate it man i was so fucking horny

Damn what an ass

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i need to insist that my gf get this procedure...is it difficult/expensive?

>my gf

>those soggy arms
>that cellulite
>that lack of any resemblance of definiton
weight gain's gonna hit her like a truck