What does Veeky Forums do to confuse the body?

What does Veeky Forums do to confuse the body?

>bulk in the summer, cut in the winter

Excellent taste in chests user.
Here's what I do to confuse mine.
>grab two heavy dumbbells
>sit down on bench
>right before you go down drop one of them
>do heavy unilateral bench
The pec that doesn't get worked out will get confused as hell and grow anyways.
You'll also surprise your core and get excellent stabilizer gains.

>ywn be a girl with those proportions

Yeah, I've seen that too plenty of times. It's like a cheap parlor trick though. You still have to go to the gym so you might as well just do it regular. Pretty cool though if you wanted to try it for the fun of it

>ywn have a gf with those proportions
>ywn have a gf
get in line

Anime girls are a miracle of the universe and don't exist cause we are unworthy

>Convincing my body to do bench
>unrack and quickly stand up raising the bar
>Start doing OHP
>Chest gets confused af but still grows
>tfw you can train chest and shoulders at the same time

>do weighted one hand push ups
>train chest and shoulders at the same time

>do x
>proceed to do y
>x gets confused and grows anyways

>decide to go on a cut
>keep overeating anyway
BODY STATUS: CONFUSED.

That's not special in any way
Good post though

>decide to start lifting weights
>end up never lifting because I'm so lazy
>body gets confused and I end up swole anyway

Fap to traps

>decide not to buy creatine
>steal some from my gym bro

I get extra gains and don't go bald. Win win

Holy shit he's bald

seems to be the reason for his particular haircut. He grows his hair really long and lets it hang so it covers his receding hairline

>chicks
>Boner
>dicks
>no boner
>chicks with dicks
>dick is confused and grows anyways

>actually bulk when I tell people I'm cutting

user, it's a lot more efficient to use multiple nooses.

I watch porn but don't fap.

My body gets confused and starts producing more test.

>eat at a healthy deficit for the whole week
>have one candy bar at work because, fuck it, I deserve it, right?
> and have another while I'm at it
>and, fuck it, I already ruined my diet have 3 more
>go home and buy a shitton of crap food from 7/11
>make my body wonder why the fuck I would do that to myself when I could've just have water and popcorn

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