Go to hot yoga after a week of no fap

Go to hot yoga after a week of no fap.
Sexual energy Pulsating through body.
Wear red under armour leggings.
See through when I bend over, can see outline of cock.
Surrounded by hotties with pedicured feet.
Body so hot erection stays away.
Cumming in my mind.

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

great now i gotta jerk off

fantastic

A blond girl with a waist to hips ration like that is not exactly easy picking.

It's a pasta you nigger.

Is this what it's like to not be a chad?

I'm serious. I'd disqualify her for having flat feet

I never understood the point of calling out people for not recognizing a pasta. Why not just let them be retarded and play along for the lulz?

is this some kind of poem? should I snap to show my approval?

Modern Veeky Forums is all about elitist post-irony these days. Get with the times Grandpa.

I don't know user. I'm a sad cunt.

Watch a funny YouTube video or go shitpost on Veeky Forums. You'll feel better.

>implying Veeky Forums wasnt always about elitism
Newfags go and stay go

Jesus, this picture is so accurate its scary

>her smile and optimism: gone

ahahahaha this is almost poetry.

>pedicured feet
Fuck this gets me. I don't have a full-blown foot fetish I have no interest in touching them but damn do I love a good foot

I like how this has become pasta

Who was this chick again? Moose-something?

>for the lulz
You have to go back.

t. Newfag

>2017
>still falling for nofap

"Spirit Dog Jumps Over Many Moons", a provocative and raw prose by user.

>discourage user from trying to combat his porn addiction.
shoo gains goblin

Tfw this is what my ex's body looked like only she was brunette

Thanks op now I have to kill myself

Seriously. And those pointy elbows too. Def would not bang

>Modern Veeky Forums is all about elitist post-irony
implying it wasn't always

sage