I fell for the meme Veeky Forums

I just chewed and swallowed 4 (~10 grams) of these fuckers. Ask me anything.

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why did you do it?

Someone has really been pushing this hard lately.

How do I make my writing green?

I'm new here =)

Can you saute them and still get the effect? I could eat 10 cooked in a little oil.

The rationale being?

To leave humanity behind. Whatever it takes, babe.

I read that cooking denatures the allicin, which is the active ingredient you release by chewing/crushing the cloves.

Wait there's a garlic meme, I've been eating it raw for years now...

You need Reddit gold to green word new person :)

wow... dude, wow.... you actually......... you actually ate garlic????????????????????????????

holy shit dude...............fuck....... man, just fuck.................

>not dicing it up and funneling into your asshole
never gonna make it

>arrows
>

You're supposed to shelve them.

>thanks = ]

I removed as much of the shell as I could but the bottom most layer is difficult to get off so I just ate it.

Don't chew them clowns.
Yes you need to crush them but you need to let them sit for 8-10mins for the Alicin to fully activate. I recommend crushing them with a knife of maybe garlic press then just swallow it. Very simple that way.

Thanks for the tip, user. I'll get a garlic press and try this tomorrow.

>fell for the ol smooth garlic press salesman

GARLIC GARLIC GET YE GONE

Why? What's the point of this

what? just use the flat of a knife and bang the heel of your palm against it

this plus mix it with honey, grab a spoon full and swallow it with water every morning as soon as you wake up

I just picked my nose. Ask me anything

boosts test

Yellow snot or clear?

Do you like smelling like shit?

I eat 3 cloves a day for the wide range of benefits they bring (not including the testosterone thing because that was found in rats at a quantity we couldnt consume pic related)

But:

1. garlic causes testicular toxicity at about 25 grams
2. consume 1.5lbs of garlic or so to get the testosterone boosting effects found in rat samples which were dosed at 0.8g/100gbw
3. consume it just before you go to bed so you don't smell so bad

>eating garlic on its own
at least eat it with something, like chicken

did you also take your vitamin C?

did it burn yo mouf?

I love garlic.
This year I harvested 60 lbs of hardneck garlic. I love chopping it up and putting it on everything.
Im lucky enough to not have any smelly side effects.
Shits great.

>1. garlic causes testicular toxicity at about 25 grams
I can kill my balls by eating garlic?

why dont buy the garlic press?

my babushka would kill you for saying that

yes, I believe it something to do with the sulfides produced when alliin is broken down by enzymes produced when it is crushed or chopped etc

lots of non-scientific articles (I cannot for the life of me find any peer reviewed studies regarding toxicity of garlic intake but hundreds of spirit healers and such bullshit) stating that garlic can burn the digestive tract, pierce the mucus membrane in the stomach, kill brain cells and kill you straight out

Despite all this i've been eating 3 cloves (about 6-8g) over a day for a long time and i've been fine so far and brain seems to be functioning fine, Eric Bugenhagen also highly recommends garlic if that means anything to you

incline garlic press is better tho

what meme? garlic increases test and is a great natural detox

did Research, this is best!

>activated garlic

>Dont know about activating your Food
>never going to make it

how the fuck do you post here so much and still not know how to green text appropriately

I've heard of people putting garlic into their kale shakes or whatever but just straight up munching on them sounds unpleasant

>garlic causes testicular toxicity at about 25 grams
>2. consume 1.5lbs of garlic or so to get the testosterone boosting effects
this makes no sense

Thank you, kind stranger

I can sell you one for cheap, do you know how to use your mom's credit card to buy bitcoin?

Memes

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That'll keep those gains vampires away.

At this point it's clear that an entire generation cannot withstand the negative influence of sitting at a computer and mainlining pure Internet all day. Every fucking ounce of sense has gone out of your heads. I hope you're fucking trolling but I fear you're not.

Is there ever a point at which you wonder what life would be like if you fucking LIVED it, instead of being a bag of failed memes tapdancing for the amusement of loser strangers?

>Thank you, kind stranger
redditards used to piss me off whenever they said this back when i used to browse it

>tripled testosterone levels
the rats eaten how many percent of they bodyweight? not gonna look it up, dont care lets say it was 1%

Good luck eating 0,8 kg of garlic a day 4 the same results meme-master

this basically, dubs dont lie

You seriously don't know how to do something as basic as that?

Fuck me.

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>tfw you'll never be force-fed 100 grams of garlic a day by Ancilla Tilla
why even live

I used to eat garlic raw but It made me stink.
Also I've read that garlic is basically poison.

it's not at all that great if you can believe Yogi.
Kills awareness and spirituality.

i'd watch out for garlic.
there's a reason your system doesn't lke the taste of it

rawsomehealthy.com/garlic-health-food-or-poison/

>reduces metal toxicity
>raises balls toxicity
???

lol shes a politician now. actually has a decent programme in the netherlands (piratenpartij, ancilla van de leest is her real name)

>actually has a decent programme
Hahaha goeie, kankerdebiel

WAAAAAAAH I'MMA GONNA WIN

fucking vampires man

I have no idea what any of this means. Stop projecting your fag life onto me dude you don't know a single thing about me.

>Consume 1,5 lbs of garlic
>Testicular toxicity at 25 g

Not sure what would be worse, eating that amount of garlic or losing my balls