Any news on panini?

It's time to let him go, Veeky Forums.

Goodnight, sweet prince.

Fine as in he's not dead.
But he's a vegetable.

Also, there isn't a single organ in his body that anyone would be able to use. They'll just disect him and use him as a case study.

Would anybody actually non ironically like this guy? He seems like a total piece of shit.

nigger lover

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He's only a veggie because the docs medically induced him into being one. Had they not, he would be in the middle of an eight hour arm workout right now. Mark my words, shortly after they pull the plug Dr. Goldstein is going to be walking around the hospital flexing his brand new 23 inch biceps.

found the nigger lover

They've probably taken some blood by now, right, imagine the fucking steroids they're gonna manufacture from that shit.

not talking about Pianoman specifically since I actually hope he makes it through but man it would be interesting to get to do an autopsy on a huge bodybuilder

All the ones I've done have been fat dyels or borderline anorexic old women

lets raise our shake bottles to the natty king Rich Panini!

He's a very nice person and is very open about his steroid use and advises his fans not to use them. What about him seem like an asshole? His idiotic physique? The shitty tats?

Lol won't be fake in a few days...

I hope he battles Harambe in heaven, imagine that...

>Love it, kill it

what did he mean by this????

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andreas_Münzer

>Some of the specific autopsy findings were an extremely muscular physique with an almost complete absence of subcutaneous fat, a liver that contained numerous table tennis ball-sized tumors (with half the liver consisting simply of a crumbly mass that was similar to polystyrene), shriveled testes, and cardiac hypertrophy (Münzer's heart weighed 636g; a normal man's heart usually weighs 300–350g)

I want to do an autopsy too

Found a better link
mensxp.com/health/body-building/37862-the-untold-story-of-the-most-shocking-death-in-the-history-of-bodybuilding.html

I like Rich but I am not sure I even want him to wake up anymore. I mean the life of this guy revolves around being big, being a bodybuilder, being over the top. If he wakes up he cant do that anymore he will have to live healthy and lose a lot of weight and he will be miserable because of it. And that is assuming he wont be a potato.

I dont know if there really is any positive outcome to this situation, I just hope he will be alright whatever that means in this case...

munzer was kind of special though

BEST CASE SCENARIO, he ends up looking like shit, dropping the roids and drugs, Chanel leaves him, and money starts to run out. He'll probably kill himself at that point.

Yeah, for what is worth, at least Rich didn't have to put up with the bullshit of contest prep.

Lmao I cannot imagine anyone wanting an organ from Rich Piana

Yeah, I guess I wouldn't want one of my kidneys to leave me behind or something.

i actually said to myself a couple of weeks ago "can he hurry up and die already".... look where we are

This will be rich when he awakens and chanel will tell him to attack genova.

>harvesting a juice monster's organs
>Like Andreas Munzer's
>Whose autopsy revealed "a liver that contained numerous table tennis ball-sized tumors (with half the liver consisting simply of a crumbly mass that was similar to polystyrene), shriveled testes, and a heart double the size of a normal man's heart"

Yeah no

I wasn't being serious.

Lmao Underrated post

Or he'll have a spiritual reawakening, realise that his entire life up to this point has been a trite pursuit of fleeting materialistic satisfaction, drop the ridiculous muscle mass and recompose himself into a lean and supple regular sized dude and will spend the rest of his life building compelling and satisfying relationships with the world around him and the people within it.

For all the effort, all the posturing, all the posing and preening and phoney performances do you think that this man has been genuinely content for a single moment in his entire existence?

This is his chance to start again and do it right.

pls wake up roger picasso, ur my favorite vegan natty lifter

Update: Still made with rich chocolate

>implying he's not just taking rest day to a whole new level
This is why you plebs will never get big.

>Go to rich-piana.com
>Enter the code "NIGGER LOVER"
>Get 5% off purchase

Why did we ever want non-natties that died before their time to rule Veeky Forums

who is this disgusting looking guy anyway?

Spat out my fucking yoghurt with this mighty kek holy shit

get the fuck out

I cant imagine one of his organs fitting anyone

Look up Jean Pierre Fux. I think that guy found peace after blowing his knees up.
>pic related
I hope Piana recovers and does "healthier by the day".

>piana has an epiphany and loses all the weight
>looks like MGK while wearing his old tanktops
>becomes a moderately good rock climber before dying in Patagonia

Can someone shoop rich' eyes into the helmet?

I'd wanna attach his arms for those mortal kombat aesthetics. tfw can do simultaneous OHP and bicep curls for maximal gains.

I think he's a goner, there's no way you can consume that much gear and narcotics for so long and not kick the bucket early. Shame too, because all memes and dumbfuckery (mainly the janoy slapboxing incident) aside, he seems like a cool guy.

>new

Proper ATG form right there

Dude, he was already off of most of the gear, he was just on trt and microdoses.
See the pic in the OP?
He was in actual fucking pain when he took it..
Want to know why?
Because the collagen and synthool he's using to keep up the APPEARANCE of being huge hurt like fuck. He was in agony most of the time.

I haven't been to internet wor a couple of weeks. In two words what happened? Did he fuck himself up?

He collapsed in his bathroom and fell into a coma this week. That's all we know.

...

Medically induced into a coma

>on Veeky Forums
>falling for Jew meme
>thinking that you can simply replace your biceps
What grade are you in kiddo

yeah mb

Only Christians go to heaven. I dont think he will repent

TWENTY-SEVEN SCOOPS

Hes by far the most motivating and honest guy in the fitness community. Hes honest when he fucks up, he stays for hours after conventions have shut to take pics with all the fans that came to see him, hes motivated and he has an inspirational life story. On top of all that he tells his fans exactly what stupid shit he takes/ took. Hes admitted to injecting synthol, insulin and smoking crack.

are you mentally handicapped?

When a DYEL speaks

No I'm just being genuanly concerned for your well being

I'm not even that guy. His post was obviously a joke. Do you know what a joke means?

You say you were JK but actually you were SRS

LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND

>tfw he's finally leaving humanity behind
does heaven have youtube? Are we going to witness otherwordly gains?

OF COCAINE AND VIAGRA

Seriously skip through like five of his videos I guarantee you'll go lift for him first thing tomorrow morning.

hes dead just ask ur local gp

he is my LORD

youtube.com/watch?v=zkgDW6wDcO0

fuck this fake natty

>started when I was nine
>almost fifty now
>been doing this for over forty years

Brain let.

Are you all doing a meme workout that he says you should do. Not memeing I tried the 100 reps of dumbell rows and skull crushers before bed to dream your arms get big and my arms grew bigger.
One of you will have to do the 8 hour workout for our favorite mutant to make it.
16 scoops comon Goddammit

sounds like massive doses of diuretics played a big part not just roid use.

Seriously 100 rep work is legit. Did building the monolith and shit helped me bulk up decently

it's mostly a pump,probably some cheatcode pro bodybuilders use b4 a show to get the musles popping ,still, triceps were sore the next day and used light weights that I had at home.
didn't dream about arms getting big

fucking perfect

*forgot,hands were fucking beautiful afterwards, very veiny but not cracked out , probably good to use before a date with one's waifu
So yeah, everyone do the Piana man pump
use very light weights, do curls and skulls 100 reps,probably works for other body part you want to show off
Go in bed, dream about them parts

Yo Veeky Forums bros, I just got done with the skull crushers and hammer curls before bed too

I spent a ton on orange neoprene 15lb weights (Rich says to use 15lbs)

And everynight before bed you do 100 skullcrushers and 100 hammercurls 3x and then hop to bed

I believe it works and it gives you that tight pump

I actually called the Piana Hotline and left a message of encouragemnet thanking Rich for this workout

30 scoops, common!

is pic achievable natty?

>janoy in the foreground
AYYY FUCKING LMAO

Wait, it's:
• 100 Skull Crushers
• 60 Hammercurls

Three Sets
(2) 15lb dumbbells
Straight to bed after

Yes it's ottermode bruh, and you don't need steroids to gain muscle it just makes it easier for impatient retards who are okay with ruining their bodies.

When the fuck did he admit to smoking crack?

How does one take a shit while in coma? We all want to know the answer to this mystery.

More like PTG, patella to grass.

are you this fucking new?

if you can't tell that's photoshopped you're a goddamn idiot.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=6nhhL_cebf0

You will never EVER be big and ripped without roids,I don't care who you are, where you come from, or what you do, it's not fuckibf happening.

tnx just asked him

Fuck man, that poo can't write for shit.

Lol. They won't use pianos organs. After as much juice and hgh he's done they wouldn't fit inside a normal humans body.

Please let this be b8
If not you gotta work out the noggin

For a personality and brain chemistry like Rich has, smoking crack probably made him very relaxed and calm and let him stop hating himself for a few minutes.

I really dislike the whole bro culture, but as far as dudebro's go, this guy was as honest and decent as they get in my opinion.

Dreamt a couple of nights ago that Piano came to visit my gym, he did some motivational speaking and then performed a song he had composed. He played electric guitar and the band had a bagpipe player in it. Like braveheart themed nightwish crossover

Gonna do a 4 hours arm workout today and try out some of the 100 reps exercises. All gains accumulated go directly to Rich ofc.

Oh yeah and all that coke I snorted from that thicc chicks butt two nights ago, that was for you as well Scoopman