Pic related is me. I'm 38 years old. I'm 5'8" and weigh approximately 375 pounds...

Pic related is me. I'm 38 years old. I'm 5'8" and weigh approximately 375 pounds. I haven't looked at the scale in shame for the past five years. Do you guys have a beginning water aerobics program that could ease me into a lifestyle of fitness? Also, my career requires me to eat fast food, as my job takes me away from my home without a set schedule. How do I minimize the impact of that?

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Hey Joey from JoeysWorldTour.

>Pic related is me

>they didn't read past the first sentence and realize OP is LARPing as Joey and have fun with it

Wow u guys r so smart can't get one past u

Fill me up with your muchacho sauce joey! woo woo woo

imma assume you meant you look like Joey, but at your weight you don't even need to exercise. just get a meal plan where you improve the qualities of your food and eat less.

get out..

This could have been a fun thread if you just play along. Why do you redditors insist on taking yourselves so seriously?

"No"

>R-redditor!!!
Your thread was fucking stupid from the first post. If you knew anything about Joey you would know your imitation was completely out of his character.

Joey loves food and gives zero fucks about his weight or health.

This was retarded from the get go, don't blame others for your shortcomings

Op, please shut the fuck up. Your thread was fucking retarded

I'm not even OP, but stay mad. You /r9k/edittor refugees are a joke.

keep bumping the thread, and all the whole report it, so OP get's b&

shit thread

WEWEWEWEW

this

*Small shriek*

>the flailing redditor attempts to find a way to downvote

>banned for asking for fitness knowledge
That isn't how it works. Enjoy your 3 day for announcing your report.

Your newfaggotry is showing

>using newfag at all
The irony in your post is stunning.

HEEEEIIY IM BAAACK

A WUH A WUH A WOO WOO
youtu.be/33D2TeVyXlA?t=3m30s

Read the sticky.

I can't believe I used to watch this guy. I used it as cutting motivation but still
>when he hasn't taken a bite out of the sandwich yet but he licked some shit out of his teeth

I fucking hate Burger King because of our muchacho Joey.

Look at this travesty:

youtube.com/watch?v=f9Wlz2Hnck0

They will never get my buckeroos ever again.

what race is joey?

american?

> 2017
> Not water fasting

Not gonna make it