Lean as a bull

>lean as a bull
% bf
>strong as an ox
>aesthetic face
>3 inch dick

I can only imagine the peace of mind big dick guys have

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Lean as a bull but you'll become a cuck

If u don't use it what does it matter how big it is

>he fell for the dick size meme
lmao use your fingers you dumb gymcel

im sorry user

>I can only imagine the peace of mind big dick guys have
mine doesn't work
couldn't get laid even if i wanted to

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It's "piece of mind" genius

>18% bf
>weak
>average or below looking face
>7.5x6 dick
>25 khv virgin

i'd rather have 3" dick and have sex

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Just make sure your foreplay game is on point and you will be fine.

This OP. If you're attractive as you say fuck as many women as you can and bring your finger/licking to a 10/10.

>eating out girls who aren't your steady girlfriend

Enjoy mouth herpes

> can't discern between sluts/gf material without being "steady"
I'm not saying that OP should stick is tongue in every cunt he meets at a bar. Make fingering gains when appropriate.

If you went down on a sheep you can get a disease called orf.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orf_(disease)

I have 4. Dont worry about it bro. Decent girls dont care

Enjoy finger cancer

I'll also enjoy tight snatches sponging my digits.

wrong, they all care

Op I'm a girl and I'm gonna be honest with you.

>We can't measure for shit. So even if it's 3 inches don't mention how long it is or pretend it's bigger, we won't know if it's true or not.
>Big dicks hurt a lot and are just for status. Friends dumped their boyfriends because they didn't enjoy getting their vulva destroyed anymore.
>If you are a good kisser, give good oral and have a good toy she isn't gonna hate you. You can skip the toy if you want but if you make her cum first she won't care about your dick.
>You'll get more anal. Enough said.

If you are strong, aesthetic, and have activities in common she won't talk about your small dick. Or even if she does, if you are good at sex, she's gonna say that being good in bed is better than a big cock.

>larping dicklet
>mfw

No I'm not. I shouldn't reply to you but I feel like some people aren't shitposting when they talk about their small dicks. Most women are stupid and shallow, if they use that as an advantage then being a dicklet won't be a problem.

>7 inch dick
>5'8
No, there's no peace of mind, I failed at life.

You know the rules

>5'9
>5 inch dick
h-heh.. m-manlet

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Blue board

date a miniature asian woman with tiny pussy.

6'2
7.5 inch dick

Shit I forgot to spoiler. Doesn't matter though the penis is barely visible

this has to be shopped

Why on earth would a micropenis willingly strip?

top kek!

girls love big dicks and they most definitely talk about small guys

Confidence, bro. Just gotta let go and be yourself man

Has to be shopped.

Very true. Most of my exs couldn't handle my big dick. Smashing their cervix is not that great anymore.