Fps FPH fat hate thread

yeah it was a riot, what's your point?

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ruthless

desu the rest of her body is average

she might be having twins or more

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First time I was catfished.

> Swiping on Tinder
> Match with cute girl, doesn't seem too fat
> Start chatting her up and agree to meet for a drink
> Get to bar early and text her where I'm sitting
> Door opens, hamplanet walks in
> OhGodPleaseNo.jpg
> Walks up to me and gives me a hug
> C-Can't breathe...
> At least 60 lbs heavier than her photos
> She mentions multiple times about how she's trying to lose weight
> Brings up story about how her family sent her a butter cake from Louisiana
> Ate it in one day
> Keeps smearing snot with her hand
> Promptly end the date
> Asked if I want to go to Inn-n-out with her

> Trying to lose weight
> Eats butter cake
> Invited me to Inn-n-out at 11 pm
> Snot galore

I have more like this if anyone wants to hear them. I'm pretty sure I have screen shots of texts between others too. Mainly just from trolling fatties on Tinder. They're more entertaining than this story.

Can someone please post the I STAY SLEEP one?

>That's what happens when cake is always food
My fucking sides

What is this, /pol/?

Yes please, OC in an FPH thread? Christmas is early this year.

keep posting, lmao

Come back tomorrow, I have to pull screenshots from my old phone. And I just took some leftover pain killers to pass out since I've been trolling on Veeky Forums till 5 am every day.

Will deliver. I've been wanting to share these.

I don't close these threads until they archive and I get to the bottom. I'll be waiting.

She couldn't dodge the Dodge

Always look for a collarbone

dump

Nah she's just accumulating fat in her abdominal area more than the rest of her body. Genetics (lol)

>antifa are rioting (AGAIN)
>jewish driver hits and kills a jewish antifa rioter with his car
>media blames all white people even though the driver was jewish and not white

>rugged American auto chassis
Actualy the Dodge Challenger was desinged by Daimler/Chrysler and is based on a 90s Mercedes Taxi...

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He couldn’t save her.

Fucking saved.

>steve irwin
he didnt deserve this lads

>we've endured years of humans
I know they write like this to come off as quirky and cute and whatever, but it reads more like they're a totally separate species.

exactly
same with their obsessive us of 'space' and 'bodies' they just sound like aliens

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Looks like something a vore fetishist would draw

Hit me

God I hate this fucking society of emotional babies that can't handle anything and need their little hand held anytime they hear something they don't like

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this makes me so irrationally angry.

Due to use it a few times

>Rebellious

Buying a bunch of fatty clothes and stinking to high hell is rebellious?

Absolutely disgusting

That picture is the epitome of the pendulum swinging. Holy shit

>smallfats

this will never not make me lose my shit

Fatlets, when will they learn?

i dont know how these people can continue to wake up everyday as disgusting as they are, ''accept'' it and not want to kill themselves

am i an asshole for still hating fatties that 'exercise'? i cant stand their fucking posts and boasting about their weekly walk they go on or their focus on useless trendy activewear and posting their fat fucking faces with a tinge of red or a bead of sweat to show how hard they are working out as if they dont get that way just from walking up the fucking stairs everyday

dumping more fatties whose faces make me want to try for the highscore

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I literally obsess over my body to autistic degrees and thanks to it I have actual self-confidence and happiness in how I look.
I hope they develop aspergers like I have.

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If they're doing it to justify their fatness (e.g. look at how much I work out, my weight is genetic after all) then yeah, be pissed about it. Otherwise I'd say cut them some slack because most people know fuck all about fitness and just do what they can to the best of their understanding

>totally ignoring grooming and hygiene makes me feel “”rebellious””
Please nuke us Beat Korea.

this is the definition of a butter face

PAY

>that diet coke
every fucking time

Kids don't naturally respect anyone, it's your responsibility as an adult entrusted with their care to teach them to be respectful and polite to all people whether they feel like it or not, and clearly this person's doing a real bang-up job of that

women are born with a mental illness

>Rock your planet

What is this boss's name?
>Gluttonous Behemoth
>Rot Eater the Unclean
>Engorged Defiler

>It's inevitable you get sick when you're young and healthy

Not everyone weighs 500 pounds boogie

one of her comics was so relatable, but, this one, is just pure trash

kek

Was he really a Jew? Sauce?

his mother is a kike

>in-n-out
I don't think she was talking about the burger joint user

smallfats is their 2plaetlmao

>175-172lbs
>definition of butter face
Get some standards fag, gross

How do you know though? Pretty big coincidence if true.

sorry, I like big juicy tits and a comparably small stomach

>keking at you caring about weight over actual figure, are you an insecure anorexic girl

D E L U S I O N A L

>even

Which translates as "you are not doing enough". Gluttonous in all aspects.

>Puke Feast

you want to know how i can tell youre american?
you have absolutely no knowledge of naming customs

>cosmiccupid
>cosmic

> Happy about weight gain while being "plus sized"
Christ, we are fucked aren't we?

Do you base that on anything more than your belief?

Bloom is a p. common jewish last name in the West

Wanna know how I know she's a Jew? I don't. What the fuck are you talking about naming customs?

please stop replying if you cant look at the initial image

Wait that's all you're going on? Bloom is an Anglo-Saxon surname.

I'd really like to see the difference between these women.

are americans really this dumn?

That girl is FAT, her big "juicy" tits would hang down past her obese stomach if they werent pushed up to her neck. Good luck with those whales

I'm not American
See

YES

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Kek. Watch out for this gal, she's a real force to be reckoned with.

The funny part is that this is clearly modelled on the loch Tess monster, assumedly to make the delusional fatty feel better about themselves.
I hope she stumbles on one of the candid pictures of her, that reveal how utterly hideous she is without photoshop et al.

Its an anglicized version of the name Blum that was largely adopted in America due to the naming practices of immigrants during most of the 20th century.

Thanks for reposting my OC. I hope it never dies.

she's chubby at most, even japan with high ass standards on whats chubby or obese would say she's chubby
quit trolling, a girl not having a little boy body doesnt make her fat
pic related this girl is 175, she probably has a smaller waist than most girls you'd consider ~ugu thin~
unless your standard is eugenia cooney and anyone above 90 lbs is a cow

that's how how much my dick weights right now

mirin that bicep vein

It's also an Americanised version of the Dutch surname Bloem, the Swedish variant Blom and the Anglo Saxon surname Bloom which comes from iron workers. None of this is proof that she's a Jew. The dude has a history of mental issues, why make up Jew stuff to pass the blame when you can just go with the truth which is that he doesn't represent white nationalism and disavow his actions like the muds refuse to do with isis?