Tfw the gym king summons you to slay the squat dragon

>tfw the gym king summons you to slay the squat dragon

>gym receptionist requires me to kill 25 cows and bring her their hides before allowing me access into the gym

At least you'll make those STR and DEF gains off all that beef

>gym receptionist has me log on her Runescape account to mine and smelt ore under Falador until she's level 60 mining and smithing before I can enter gym

>bench bot asks me what my strength lvl is

>cows are guarded by pajeets
>every time I get within 10 feet, they all cast Toxic Cloud

>receptionist tells me that I have to slay Elvaarg before I can access the guild

>Tfw you forgot you're rostered on today for throwing the gains goblins into the manlet pit because the gym squire got fed to one of the fluid druids

>Actually going to the gym and grinding reps when you can just buy gains from Chinese gains farmers

Tfw you have to bench 3pl8 before the ppowerlifter guild accepts you

>gym jester keeps mocking me for doing cardio

>TFW was denied to join a guild despite Lifting for 2 years but the new cardio bunny was able to join despite being an NYRer

>gym requires you to complete the stronghold of security for your rainbow belt

>mfw want access to bumper plates
>have to complete monkey madness
>mfw too scared to go to ape atoll

>fluid druids

>cardio maidens flirting with the noblemen again
>dumbbell dragon banishing those with improper form to "Snap Village"
>merchant all out of stamina potions, lose 5 endurance but quickly regain it after completing a quest for the deadlift dwarves
>elliptical elves feuding with the bicycle bandits so no one can do cardio
>smith machine broken, the gym blacksmith can no longer forge anything

>grinding squat reps
>close to unlocking leg hypertrophy
>gym bully approaches and demands the rack
>natural 20 intimidation check
>I g-guess I'll go curl

Squatting lvl?

>enter gym
>bro ain't doing splits today
feelsbadman

>gym closes for christmas-new years' eve festivities
>lose the daily gym login metabolism bonus

gib 10 reps pls

>Ape Atoll

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuug, that place is the absolute worst.

>Gains Goblins literally trolling right on top of the spawn point
>Bench Chimp is easily incentivised for low level Powerlifter players but even high level Macro-Wizards have difficulty trying to get past it on the first try
>Stupid Gym Squire NPC keeps asking if you need help with your squats even if you select the "Y-you too..." speech option
>Cardio Bunnies always on aggro

The absolute worst...

If your speech skill is higher than spaghetti, you can bring the Gym Smith an iron kettlebell and there'll be an option for you to help him turn it into an anvil. to repair the smith machine. But since the smith machine is such a low level quest, I advise just farming low level gains goblins in the manlet pits until you reach 1/2/3/4.

>enter gym
>it ain't me starts playing

>tfw you slay the squat dragon and raise it again as an ice zombie to kill the gym king

> mfw lured into the wildy and lose my dragon barbell

>people who do not start lifting with the empty bar

Lmao they are skipping content, they are going to regret it later.

>the white powder wizards guild leader dies
>now they're spreading around ripping everyone on their way

>tfw the gym lord raises the levies again
>customs officials refuse to let me enter the land until I pay my tricep tariff and deltoid duty