Mirin stories

>walking home from the gym
>mid 40s guy stops me
>"excuse me, what sport do you do"
"just cause you look like you do sports"
"what? you do ice hockey?"
"oh, I don't know what that is, I thought you did powerlifting or something"
"oh okay, thanks, have a nice day"

we walked in the same direction for 10 more minutes

it feels way more autistic when typed out like this t b h

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>on good bulk sitting at a strong (5'8 215)
>see gym receptionist working the same day I deadlifted 315 Pounds. (Three Plates for dyels)
>she was wearing the tightest fuckin leggings ever
>i wanted to fuck her so hard

similar thing although i'm 5'4

>receptionists smiles and greets me

needless to say i had the best day at the gym

tfw only have ugly receptionist that practically force you to say hello to them and you dread walking past them everyday

tfw you fix this problem by buying headphones and ignoring them

>receptionist almost said hello to me today

Feels good bros

M8, I hit 315 for reps at 179 5'10 9%

>be 12% body fat with some decent amount of muscle
>compliments everywhere, strangers ask me if I'm a weightlifter, etc
>bulk up and male INSANE gains
>down side is went up to 20%
>literally no one ever comments on my body anymore
this hurts brehs

>work as a barista
>constantly bending over, squatting, stretching to reach various fridges and shit
>female coworker im good buddies with always tells me when girls are checking me out
Apparently it happens a lot, although I've only ever had one grill tell me I had a "wide back" one time at work

>at work
>having a smoke outside browsing Veeky Forums
>girl comes out of the store
>can feel her looking at me
>look up from my phone
>uh hey?
>o-oh hey, I just wanted you to know you're cute
>catches me off guard
>oh uh, thanks
>I mean like really really cute
>struggling not to say "y-you too"
>she just winks and walks away

Noob gains are a godsend

Sweet god just imagining myself getting caught of guard with something like that and the spaghetti is already leaking out,i dont even want to know how bad i would have had handled it, What is the proper response in a situation like that Veeky Forums help an autistic brother out

"Thank you, you're pretty cute too"

Whenever I got miried I ignore it.

Is this bait?

that means you left humanity behind, good job m8

You say "cute enough to smooch?" and then pucker up

"Wow thanks i'm so glad you came along, you know i've been sitting here for hours and i was worried noone was appreciating me. I'm user, we should grab coffee sometime, do you have snapchat?"

bet if you actually had the courage to talk to those girls the conversation would go good until they found out you just brew fucking coffee for a living lmao

>finish my workout
>nice pump, wearing shorts and a t-shirt
>im 190cm tall, 92kg, 7/10 face, with a nice tan, dark eyes and dark hair, mediterranian
>escaped skeleton mode so women hitting on me and checking me out is new to me and i just find it hilarious (along with flattering ofc)
>riding the tram back home
>take a seat
>3 qt teenage girls are sitting across me
>notice one looking at me, whispering something to her friends, then the other 2 look at me and start whispering and giggling
>decide to stare out the window because i'll start smirking like a retard
>cant control my eyes so every now and then i glance at them only to catch at least one of them looking at me
>this goes on for another 2min
>i start smiling uncontrolably
>they start smiling too
>what to do, what to do
>stealthy and quickly flex a cep while they're looking, all the while looking at them
>they start laughing
>they nod in approval and thumbs up
>i laugh too
>my stop comes
>i stand up to leave
>they wave goodbye
>wave back

was a funny experience all in all.
Ah and please spare me the "WHAT REALLY HAPPENED XDDDDD" bullshit

>Fist day back at school
>Im 2 years older then the rest
>principal (female) walks by
>wow user you got big!
>"uhhhhh yes"

Did i miss my chance to fuck a milf?

Thanks for the encouragement.

And then you woke up

>mediterranian
>190cm tall

Please

Nobody gives a fuck, no need to put him down like that.

...

YESTERDAY I HAD THE BEST MIRING OF MY FUCKING LIFE AND GOT A DATE!
>be me, 23, 6'0 190lbs
>got out of work early
>perfect oportunity to overdose the preworkout and be able to sleep at night
>15g of preworkout, about 6g of beta alanine and 4g of arginine
>gym almost empty
>girl i always mire is on one of the benches
>fat dude is on the other
>"hey anonete, can i take turns on the bench?"
>"hey user, sure"
>rack 2pl8 on bench and do 5 reps
>"wow user i never realized how strong you are"
>trying not to be autistic and say "haha thanks, i'm trying to lift heavier nowadays"
>she does her set with 25lbs dumbells
>i ask her to spot me
>load half plate each side (22.5lb p8)
>she goes to the back of the bench and places her crotch couple inches from my face
>i bench like i never benched before, broke pr for 4 reps
>after that i did the same meme chest workout as she did and we talked for about 2 hours
>when she finished she said "well, i'm done for today, it was nice working out with you user"
>yeah, it sure was haha..."
>one second of awkward silence and she turns away to go
>i grew a pair and asks her out to crack open a cold one
>"i'd love user, are you free tonight? i'm not working today"
>"yeah, definitely, when should i pick you up?"
>"8 is fine, here is my number, text me right?"
so yeah, i've got a date with a cutie pettite girl that

Croatia buddy. Im not even considered THAT tall.

This didn't happen.

I'm mediterranian and 196. If there are nignogs with >100IQ there surely can be Brownies over 6'0, no?

Sir, I am mirin this story. Gj sport

>user asks a girl out after working out with her
>REEEEE THIS IS IMPOSSIBLEEE

Congrats brah. Im proud of you for that pr

>5'8 215
>on good bulk sitting at a strong
if this isnt bait, you need to cut immediately

Why was she doing dumbbell bench on a bench with a barbell?

if you lived in croatia you'd be considered quite tall, I've never seen someone over 180cm there.

>On a trip in a different city for 4 days
>Get a gym pass for two days in a nearby local gym
>Weird because I am so used to my home-gym by now
>Start doing diddys
>First warm-up set with 1pl8 and I already get a complaint from the gym coach there about setting down the weights too hard
>Work my way up to 3.5pl8
>I think I caught a couple of people mirin every now and then

Help

I'm becoming more self conscious of my body.
I see people staring at my chest and its making me feel uncomfortable.
>I'm a boy fuk u

sorry to disapoint you then?
thanks bro, going to a nice trendy pub with her, already got her adress, only two streets away from the pub
thanks bro, next week i'm trying 285lbs for at least two
idk, woman right? funny thing, she was doing it with her head on the oposite side of the bar

u so stronk

>nerd status, straight A-kid-who-skips-recess-to-do-homework status
>Follows me through to highschool even though I started to develop a cynical edge since browsing Veeky Forums
>Find Veeky Forumsa year after browsing only /b/
>Go from 165lbs 5'1 to 160lbs 5'7 (fat to muscle)
>Top of varsity tennis
>Only male in top 10 of class
I got a literal flood of mires, students, teachers alike, one chill gym teacher who was super fit after a heart scare thought I was the bees knees so snagged me a scholar/athlete award
>Older students in the mixed grade classes who used to pick on me (I just called them assholes back) would now be openly impressed with my progress

Now I go to uni where everyone is fit enough so I don't stick out, so no mires.

Pic related is from beginning to end of highschool

When a girl says "you look familiar, do I know you?", is she trying to flirt with me?

I get that line a lot. Or maybe there's another, more popular dude in town who looks just like me.

Maybe. Maybe you just have one of those faces.

Her: You're really cute.

You: Yea? How so?

Her: Spaghetti bursts from every pore of her body.

You: Well give me your number and we'll see if we can work something out ;)

Her: *Putty in your hands*

Literal autism.

>215lbs
>only deadlifting 315
almost at that 300 deadlift at 167lbs

i use that line to flirt with girls, so probably

Glad your neck got big enough to support your head.

>Maybe you just have one of those faces

Not that other guy, but I have one of those faces. When people say I look familiar, I just ask "Do you happen to watch a lot of porn?" with a sly smile.

>it feels way more autistic when typed out like this t b h


That's actually quite cute autism m8, made me chuckle.

I had a mire at work yesterday

>meet eyes with grill
>I look away
>i look back 20 seconds later after talking to coworker
>shes still looking so I stare back
>her eyes dart to the side and back to mine like 3 times in a couple seconds before she stops looking at me

lmao leave your fucking room once in a while that's a charming non autistic response.

enjoy the mires brother, there are many more to come keep it up!

H-help me friends

>been on a couple of dates with a cutie
>after second date she texts me
>"Mr flirt"
>i am like what do you mean?
>you flirted me so hard, why wouldnt you kiss me?
>im like, didnt think you'd allow it(I fucked)
>her "Well, lets hope you get another chance the next time
>the next day, she asks me if i wanna follow her home after her shift

Through the entire date she kept feeling me, to keep it related.
How should i approach her for the kiss?

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>>im like, didnt think you'd allow it(I fucked)
wow
just
wow

Just go for it first thing next time you see her

>How should i approach her for the kiss?
Nigga what? just lean in.

How is that admiration that was literally just a person looking at you

Grab her by the pussy, autist.

just like my Chinese cartoons

No homo

please leave

If you talked back she probably wouldn't mind

same af i use to be a lil ugly (atleast i wasnt a beta) when i was in hs and one time i was walking by a group of bitches (who were pretty attractive) and one of em complimented on me as i was walking by and at first i didnt know they were talking to me so i didnt say anything as i walked by
>mfw

realized it after like an hour later and lol'd about it they prolly thought i was a autist

>hurr I deadlift more than you :c
365lb deadlift at 140lb bodyweight, now stfu nobody cares.

you wrote it pretty autistically like
says, but to be fair a "yeah, how so?" response is the right thing to say. flip that shit so she's on the defencive again

Brate mi dinarci se ne klasifikujemo u mediterance i ako tehnicki smo tu negde

315 for reps at 155lbs 5'9.

Why you gotta try and show him up man, how do you like it.

it's true lads, no homo

i do this sort of thing all the time (obv not on purpose) and grills always tell me it's cute, they like it

too bad it's only online grills and never anyone irl i can actually date hahaha kill me ;_;

It is not that easy, im pretty sure im one kiss away from scoring 3 grades above my level.

congratulations you triggered me

>i ako
[reaction image conveying that ur fuckin RETARded]

this happened like 7 years ago but:
>be in athletics, but mostly do simple weightlifting routines
>lots of grills
>one day be bench pressing
>coach is coaching some solid 7/10 grill
>coach comes next to with her and comments that my arms got really big.
>grill says that she wants to touch my biceps and starts to walk towards me
>dart away like a fucking cow about to be branded with hot iron rod
>everyone looks at me like at a fucking autist retard
>mfw

man up pussy

Lol I look wayyyy better than you. Top tier aesthetics are what really matter.

>At a festival during hot Aussie summer
>End up taking my top off while dancing all night
>3 girls come up and ask for a photo with me

>Diddly's in the squat rack

Do people actually do this?

take yourself seriously bro. you're a grown ass man afraod to kiss a girl who openly asked you why you didnt kiss her. next time you see her just ask is now a good time for that kiss and go for it. sack up cupcake

Hey guys, just went from kissless virgin to a virgin

I'm halfway there to making it

>pore
it's paw you fucking brainlet

Wha.. what?

>Shopping in Costco
>Putting things in my cart and just looking around
>Get tapped on the shoulder by a very cute but obviously underage female
>Hands me this flier for some karate studio that her dad runs
>Asks me if I will go
>Tell her I will think about it
>She smiles and walks away
>Think to myself "that was weird. She must be handing those out to everyone in Costco"
>Put the flier in my pocket
>Continue shopping. Feel like someone is staring at me.
>Casually look to the side and see her again just staring and then runs off
>Realize no matter where I am in the store she is quietly following me
>Later see her with her parents and she is talking with them.
>See her suddenly point at me
>Think to myself "shit, this Jackie Chan guy is going to kick my head off my shoulders"
>Quickly move to another part of the store.
>Grab what I need and get in line
>Feel stare and once again she is behind me
>Says "hello" and I say "hello" right back at her
>She looks very flushed in the face and then runs off
>Realize then (because I am rather stupid apparently) that she was crushing on me big time.
>I buy my stuff and drive off
>Still have the flier but I haven't called because the last thing I need is some underage girl with a Jackie Chan dad to complicate my life.

>you flirted me so hard, why wouldnt you kiss me?
What the fuck are you talking about? She basically begging you to kiss her. Just lean in you fucking retard

>tfw real life will never be anime

Stop being so cocky and go work on your 275 squat depth

Congrats my brother, one step to becoming a Sick cunt

"you want I should give you my fuck? please respond"

>Will never live the life of Ichigo Kurosaki
>Will never have qt 3.14 younger sister wanting you inside her
>Will never have big chested female "friend" want me to pump her full of my juice
>Will never rescue a qt 3.14 royal (Rukia) who would routinely rub her crotch in my face while wrestling me
>Will never have big chested friends of Rukia want to show me their tits

I could continue but it makes me sad knowing I will never have that life...

is this a spicy new meme
because if not, you're fucking retarded my dude

>you dread walking past them everyday
lol you awkward fuck, its their job to say hello and bye

>tfw no gym receptionist

where my pure gym lads at?

in bermondsey *blows kiss*

>never see receptionist because my gym doesn't have one.
>Anytime Fitness is my gym
>I am there usually around 4:00 am every day (except Sunday - that's my day of rest)
>Often I don't see anyone the entire time I am working out
>Feels like this place is my own gym
>Now I can't stand it when there are others in "my" gym so working out really early has spoiled me.

Puregym Bristol here brah

Go to her.

>3 pl8s
>strong

When will they learn?

>last thing I need is some underage girl with a Jackie Chan dad to complicate my life.
>underage girl
>underage

did you fug?

They were laughing at you because you're such an ugly nerd.

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED XDDDDD

They were making fun of you lmfao.

This makes me want to rewatch bleach. It's been about 8 years though, so I'm afraid I'll hate it now