Forgot to lift while bulking

>forgot to lift while bulking

>go to gym
>forget my plates at home

>forgot to bulk while lifting

I have joined Ted's legions of skelegates

>been shitposting here for 5 years without setting my foot in a single gym

>forgot to reduce calories while cutting

>forgot to lift when deadlifting
>am now dead

>forgot to lift when cutting

>Bulking
>Forget to eat

>Forgot to program my genetics to 6'2" height.
>Am now an average 5'11"

>forgot to say nohomo
>sucking dick is now gay

>Forget to look at traps while trapbar deadlifting

>put all my skill points as a beginner to DEX
>struggling to make STR gains now

>Forgot to improve diet and begin exercising while trying to live a healthy lifestyle.

>Forgot to eat while lifting

>lifted for two years in pursuit of girls
>forgot to make social and status gains as well

haha, whoops

>lifting is going really well but forgot I'm an ugly bald alcoholic social retard with no prospects

>forgot to squat during SS

>Forgot to tip the gym receptionist
>Realize all my gainz are gone when I left the gym

>I unironically did this by being a tall parkour faggot with long ass arms

Where's the NPC that restats?

>forgot to bribe the gainz goblins this week

>go to new gym
>height inspection day

this is the funniest one desu

>Forgot to exercise at the gym

>fucking gains goblin
>forget to pull out
>10+ years of gains instantly gone

Have you been giving advice as well?

my shit gym has a mandatory "health screening" which is actually just a ploy to try to sell you pt

>forgot to grow
>I don't mind that fence anyway

>forgot to not fap in the middle of the gym again

>forgot to shower for few days
>squat rack is mine

>been telling myself ''im bulking'' for the last 6 months
>eating under maintenance

>forgot bulk to lift whiling

>lift lift to bulk forgetting while instead

At the death screen.

>Forgot to lift.
>Forgot to read books.
>Forgot to learn how to draw
>Forgot to learn how to play an instrument.
>Forgot to do good in school.
>Forgot to get a GF.
>Forgot to get a job
>Forgot to perform basic hygiene
>Forgot to learn how to dress properly.
>Forgot how to keep friends.
>Forgot to learn math or science.
>Forgot to learn how to write.
>Forgot to learn other languages
>Forgot to run
>Forgot to travel
>Forgot to get up in the morning.

Are you me user? I've been bulking for 4 years

>I'm cutting
>eating over maintenance
>mfw unintentional bulking

>Forgot to propose to the gym maiden and now she's busy fucking Ser Chaddington

don't worry, if you work out your arms enough you'll have big gorilla smashers

what the fuck

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Forgot to live while i was alive