/fraud/

/fraud/ - bimbo's comeback edition

read all of reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki before asking your absolutely retarded questions. no exceptions.

ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK

previously on dead thread general:

first

>on sunday I start my pct of clomid and nolva
>i ran a aromosin throughout my cycle 12.5 eod
Is it wise to continue taking the aromosin during my pct?

>check tinder matches and see that I got matched with a really young looking 18 year old
>on further inspection of her profile she's actually 15
this is some chris hanson shit isn't it?

Anyone ever run a psmf with planned refeeds/'cheat meals'?

I'm running the Galeniko-No one protocol and having an interesting time.

Permafatso so it's an ongoing process trying to deal with shit willpower and bloodsuger levels trying to figure themselves out.

It's embarrassing but half the problem seems to be me rationalizing a cheat. I've been getting better and learning what triggers the cognitive dissonance, and have stayed in a weekly deficit. But I'm fat enough I should run it harder and I know it.

Please share experiences.

stop and if you notice signs of high estro take some, just like you did when you first started your cycle

>But I'm fat enough I should run it harder and I know it
how fat you are doesn't matter. if you're gonna psmf you need refeeds, period. just know that, don't go overboard and you'll be fine

How to prevent stretch marks like in OP's pic?

It hasn't even been a full week and I've already cheated twice.

First time it was cause I ate a bunch of mushrooms post workout and freaked myself out cause I couldn't figure out what was body load and what was extreme hunger.

Second time was today. To be fair after the first cheat Monday night I hadn't eaten since, following the advice of GN I was waiting for the real hunger to kick in.

Well being tired as fuck at work and just feeling beat up and sore and low blood sugar made me freak out again. Was trying to justify like 5k+ calories like, I've been in deficit it's all ok. Even though I wasn't even hungry just experienced blood sugar swings for more than 48hours after my last meal. Only ended up getting ~3k calories, all bullshit foods though.

Gonna keep some almonds and like a can of tuna or something in my car. Eat that shit when panicking then make a further decision.

oh I misunderstood the way you put that.

are you on an ec(a) stack?

No I have insomnia with any decent cut, adding stims fucks me over.

Plus, I'm like 15-20% now (I give up guessing everyone has different numbers, I'm fat). I have a long way to go to sub 10. If I start out with aids what the fuck do I do when I hit a real stall?

Nah I'll just continue to chip away and find out what triggers the permafatty behavior so I can overcome it. Really strange shit, two entirely different mindspaces.

thank you

REMINDER:
No amout of steroids will fix your BETA-AS-FUCK lack of personality, make you intelligent if you're dumb, make you funny if you have no sense of humor or a shit sense of humor, make you interesting if you're dull, make your face handsome if you're ugly, or make you taller if you're a manlet. They won't make you brave in the face of all the bullies that obviously dominated you, or make you stand up to your (step)father who used to beat you. It won't cure your crippling autism. It won't do ANYTHING other than give you circus-freak muscles that everyone knows are fake, making you more of a target for ridicule, mockery, and bullying.

hi ive made a mistake and started my first cycle at 18% bodyfat
doing test-e 500mg per week
should i go for a recomp or bulk?

that's common sense.

You can't, sorry.

why is that a mistake

i read everywhere that you have to be below 15% bodyfat

choose between shit gains or getting fat

whatr would you choose if you were 18% bodyfat and someone was forcing you to inject test-e?

you're fucking retarded
you'll be fine

On 75 ace ed and cutting @ 500cal.
Weights gone up 1kg in 4 weeks.

Is my maths wrong?

I already did it and I chose getting fat

I regret it

alright, i will gofor a recomp

>studying
>gf brings me hot chocolate in a mr strong mug
>thank her
>'you're welcome, mr strong'

This is cute. Upvoted, liked, subscribed, followed, commented, and retweeted.

What gauge needle do you queers use to inject with?

Obv smallest practical/smooth would be my preference, ~27g?

Stuck with 25g out of familiarity. Works great since I like long esters.

22g for glutes/lats/delts if I haven't pinned delts in a couple of weeks
25g for everything else

>check the news
>Muslim killed a bunch of people in Barcelona

BUT FUCKING FRANCIS SAYS MUSLIM TERRORISM DOESN'T EXIST

I WANT TO FUCKING STRANGLE THAT STUPID FUCKING FAKE WHITE OLD CUNT STUPID FUCKING HERETICALLY CUNT FUCKER DUNE COON FEET LICKER

>Barcelona Pedestrian Slalom - 15 killed
>London stabbings - 8 killed
>Soldier Beheading - 1 killed
>Manchester bombings - 22 killed
>More London stabbings - 5 killed
>Stockholm truck racing - 4 killed
>Berlin truck racing - 12 killed
>Kill-a-Priest, Normady - 1 killed
>Munich shooting - 9 killed
>Nice truck racing - 86 killed
>Paris police killing - 2 killed
>Brussels bombing - 32 killed
>Paris Attacks - 130 killed
>Charlie Hebdo - 12 killed

FUCKING 10TH CRUSADE WHEN

>tweaked my back doing diddlies
>found some spare endone from when I had my wisdom teeth out
this shit is nice as fuck, couldn't nut though
feelsgoodman

people are too scared to be labled racists by pc fuckwits so they just cover their eyes and ears and pretend it's not an issue
Honestly not sure what it's going to take for people to open their eyes and do something about it

LFM DHT

Is that really him? Where did you get it from?

That's my personal stash boyo

who else crashes their estro to make it so they last as long as they want in bed due to difficulty of cumming?

because I do

I don't because I need all the help I can get to remain hard

Wow when did this turn into /pol/?

It's gonna take another fucking civil war, apparently. Vice was literally espousing the idea that we need to see Mount Rushmore destroyed now.

Thanks, been out the game for a while, been using 27 but they're fucking terrible for drawing.

well low estro does that too, high estro causes the weak erections

>Wow when did this turn into /pol/?
fraud has always leaned to the right

what happen when u eat maintenance calories while injecting test at 20% bodyfat
do you gain muscle and lose fat at the same time? asking for my brother

I feel like the majority of my generation leans libertarian, just doesn't know it or identify with the cuckoldry that's been foisted upon the party.

blah blah economic conservative, social liberal, blah blah.

I don't mind political talk, I just know it triggers some pussies and I don't want drama in /fraud/.

SJWs haaaaaaaate roiders/normal natural masculinity though, so it makes sense we'd lean against them.

>not even remotely fit
>roiding

not gonna make it, giving yourself issues for no reason

I haven't lifted in over 3 months and I'm injecting 500mg of test a week

That's weird

i lam strong i lift a lotr

Drink water, eat almonds whenever you're hungry.

>employees add me on normiebook
>wow nano you used to have such a baby face
>haha yeah its an old photo
>it was taken not even a year ago

Thank Tren for aging me

LGD-4033 on the way.

Took forever to decide on a source since there are so many fucking shills and the misinformation out there.

I was just in there

>23
>been told I look 30+
end me

Didn't die on cleric beast or father gascoigne but died to vicar Amelia

just like git gud

Dying is half the fun. Father Gascoigne was a fucking rush tho good as fight.

clutch kills are the best

Are those the visceral attacks?

nah just when it's close as fuck, get a mad rush

>tfw bimbo will NEVER explain what vander's perineum smelled like

24 people tell me I still look look like 22 max.
Better then people asking ID for 16+ games at the age of 23.

I really need to start BB, still playing too much siege.

...

How are roided muscles fake?

What does asin powder look like? Is it light yellow and flaky-ish?

don't give him attention breh

Are steroids worth it if you are a weeb faggot with wide hips?

is it ok to do a strength program like starting strength or is that retarded to do on sterons?

I was thinking it'd be alright to get 1/2/3/4 with that then begin aesthetic / 8-12 rep stuff

Yeah these things are easy to fix. Gear is basically second puberty anyhow.
It's really fun.

How much does a good beginner cycle cost?

I think test/tren would recomp you at maintenance

on just test I'd imagine you'll have no gains or fat loss, so something like +500 or -500 cals will get you going in either direction

just test and AI? $250ish depending on sauce

depends what worth it is to you and how much you plan to use. Rons will help widen your shoulders/lats to even out you wide hips. May have to go T H I C C mode though as you'll never get that strong v-taper with wide hips.

SS is shit, may as well just start with a PPL or PP and progressive overload. You'll still get strong and you'll get far more aesthetic than with SS

Pretty cheap depends on where you are.

How long to get swole on roids if beginning as skinny fat?

depends on how far you're willing to go

C O Z Y

Depending on your definition of swole, 1+ year.

This swole, swole.

You are recomping. Dont look at the numbers on the scale but rather use the mirror.

Yeah 1 to 2 years of BnC

>BnC

What's BnC?

please don't use gear
or breed

big nice cocks

Are you guys gay?

Are you not?

Ye gear makes you gay

N-n-no homo

how to clen

Eat clen, tren hard

better off just eating less
clen isn't fun

cutting is fucking lame as hell
end this suffering

Lol we have the same tamox and test brand

Enjoy the little things in life.

What you gonna do about it pussy, throw some tears and them?

I fucked hated that boss fucking annoying screaming also.

Man, why are homos always so mean.
Damn, I guess the habit of testosterone things in the butt continues after the cycle.

bend over boyo

nice trips

ok thanks

user you were like the last post in old bread but I just want you to know I love you and I'm proud of you.

How about getting those DYEL stats before getting on roids?

>that dog is almost a 1:1 copy of mine

spooky

is eating foods with high fats lie bacon and eggs or ground beef often dangerous while on cycle?

im on 600mg test per week and it feels like my bloodpresure gone trhough the roof recently

Is that Sandow? The original bodybuilders from that era look so bizarre with their non-chests - apparently big chests were considered feminine so they didn't focus on them. If I look half as good as Sandow did I'll be a happy dude.

Welcome to Veeky Forums, where a 405 dead is considered DYEL and everyone can OHP 225 for sets of ten.

>it feels like my bloodpresure gone trhough the roof recently
You should probably spend the $20 on a blood pressure cuff if you're planning to roid, friendo.

What's the key difference between high or low estrogen symptoms? The Reddit wiki's symptoms are so similar to eachother.

nope, asin is white