How do you message women on tinder if you are Veeky Forums? Is it different from when you didn't lift?

How do you message women on tinder if you are Veeky Forums? Is it different from when you didn't lift?

>le daddy meme
DROPPED TBQH

And you just message them without no sugar coating.

>DROPPED TBQH
You have to be 18 to post here

Tinder is fking ez mode. if you can't get any from it, you're not gonna make it

You can say anything to 4/10s and they are dtf

>messaging women first


How should I respond to pic related

"As long as it's about how deep I'm going to be in you."

That seems to be along the lines of what she's playing for, at least.

Sure if by something deep you mean my piston deep into your brown balloon knot.

Stealing this one

>yeah, my ass

I'll assume you've never talked to a woman before?

I went with this

What do you people set as your first picture to get sluts who are just dtf

Good choice. I don't use tinder, but it's not hard to figure out what to say when you realize what they're there for. Let us know how it goes.

>actually has serious conversations with tinder sluts

You did good

trollin

>tfw

alpha as fuck

if you're going to be really forward, then you need to be really clever or outrageous with it

I WALK A LONELY ROAD

Oh user
You're like a Dad

>implying dad humor isn't god's true gift to humanity

Fucked about 6 slores off of tinder. Pretty depressing after a while tbqh lads.

this is why you will die a virgin

who else completely loses any attraction after you find out she uses tinder? happened to me 2 times already, ghosted them irl

fucking KEK

just realized I have a shitload of these saved from before my relationship

post profile feget

Looking good?

no, that sounds like you're insecure as fuck

i want to see this "sexy. As fuck" body

Funny you should say that

>not wanting to be the guy good enough to get her off
I would say don't reproduce, but it looks like you're fine with that

>IT AINT EASY BEIN CHEESY

I laughed my ass off, thank you user.

Randy is a masculine name here in DR

stats, also what college? I feel like we go to the same one based on pic 5

Not fucking anyone is more depressing. The only way i can talk to women is with banter and they take it seriously most of the time.

Kekd

basic 1/2/3/4
in new york
>bearcats

for some reason this made me kek

How much more outrageous can you get compared to opening with "sit on my face", besides a telling of The Aristocrats?

dumping

hmm, same tarp thing in both gyms, looking good tho brah, esp for dem ladies - good luck

okay so how should i find someone attractive i have no respect for?

holy KEK I forgot I have some fucking gems

thanks
gonna be a sick cunt

>fuckboi
>on tinder
Well yeah...

honestly mate there isnt anything funny in these pictures or what am i supposed to laugh at

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sour grapes

Chester the fucking Cheetah over here.

it's like 3 different people

its the exact opposite though. i lose the interest i have in the beginning

>tfw 5'10" and dyel
We fugged

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gj user

Kekd

Help on bio what do bros?

Ok, this one is genuinely funny

Don't take it seriously

Mention that you're a big guy

nice

STOP. is that yours? holy fugggg

>when she says daddy without u telling her to
gross

>How should I respond
doesn't matter because you're not using your photos and it'll never amount to anything more than (You)'s on Veeky Forums lol

This was my shirtless pic + bio. 3 years ago. Looking back on it, it was kind of cringe, but Tinder was way better before

just write about yourself you vapid mongrel

>2 days
I guess some people really are destined to be virgins

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Lolololol

If there's no response after two days, it literally does not matter what you say. Might as well have fun with it.

my tinder, not an original joke though

It's not cringy if it works.

not gonna lie that was pretty good and subtle

>subtle
maybe to stupid people?

The correct response is to say the punchline again.

>Kanye West enthusiast
L O N D O N
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women are not funny and are actually all mentally handicapped and only get by in life by having a vagina and cute face

BUT DAS LYFE BRAHS! slam that yellow punani after making a nuke joke about her ancestors brah, just wreck that unaware sloot

Too bad I am using my own pics.
Stay bitter, loser

Srry not srry

Kek'd audibly

Say "I'm just practicing for when I'm the dad of our child"

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ok, post them lol

You ain't getting laid, but man that was good; I laughed.

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I hate kunts like that. Take everything super seriously and take time to try and correct you.

I'd change it to "I'm half black. My lower half that is ;)" and roll in the slooters

Happy?

i remember this pajeet chad from r9k or soc

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jesus christ western culture is dead. they've degraded and degenerated society so much it's disgusting. you're all fucking degenerates if you participate in hookup culture and you're destroying society.

It hasn't changed.

Technology has just made everything more visible.

I only post on Veeky Forums lol

>Hookup with easy college sluts all the time
>Hate the fact that they're slutting themselves out
>Have a fetish for humiliating chicks
>Hatefuck them while calling them degenerate and subhuman with a little choking and light slapping
Most of them call me back desu, chicks get off on it for some reason.

>this is the state of western society
(((they))) have won already
weep

doesn't this shit get you banned lmao

I'm surfing the Kali Yuga on a board made of sluts with daddy issues.
Don't hate the player.

l m a o