>Started shouting "BOOM" at the top of each rep
>Shout "SHOOP" or "HUP" during pull or push movements
How do I stop this?
>Started shouting "BOOM" at the top of each rep
>Shout "SHOOP" or "HUP" during pull or push movements
How do I stop this?
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stop being a faggot for a start
you don't
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remove your vocal chords
>last rep
>shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooop
>huuuuuuuuuuuuup
Mmm i would ravage them both...
BOOM
you're inner chad is trying to take over, don't deny him!
Just switch to the superior "BIRL"
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jesus, could only go to that gym with a gun to commit a slaughter...
TICK TICK BOOM
same desu
I used to say " Chakotay" and became one hell of a bad habit that ive only just broken
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>not shouting HORA DO SHOW PORRA! before every set
never gonna make it
>be me
>can't stop shouting "TICK TICK BOOM" when bench pressing
>when done with a set shout "THATS THE MONEY MAKER"
>this entire thread
my fucking sides
Getting the weights into place
>"HUP!"
first few reps:
>"PSHOOO"
Struggling on last reps:
>"HYYYYYUUUUHHHHHHHHHH"
But i'm pretty normal at my gym, so many guys make weirder noises. There's this big chunky guy who always shows up around halfway through my morning workout that literally makes the porky pig propellor plane noise with every rep
>"BLBLBLLBLBLBLBLBLB" *inhale* "BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL"
>THATS THE MONEY MAKER
lmao
BIRRRRR
You don't stop. Whatever helps you push harder mate. Still less beta than that guy counting the reps out loud with his voice gettinf higher and weaker with fatigue baka
err1 snapbacks indoors
fuck
>come on you fucking cunt
Always say this to myself as I reach my final reps.
>BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP
>oh nice one babe, but smell this one user
>BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPAPAPAPAPAPPAAAAAAAAAIIIFUUUU
Oh, frittata!
Fucking kekaroo
The girl's or the guy's?
How do i get glutes like the girl with the hat?
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Both... I want the guy's to be on top of mine as he pounds me yknow
btw, this is the ultimate lifting music
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Tfw you will never be able to bury your dick inside that beautiful man ass.
HuuUUHHHHssssssssssssssssss
i go "sssssSSUP" at the top of my squats and pushes.
i yell "GAT THE FACK APPPP" at the top of my pulls.
What you should do instead at the gym is to yell badly translated shit right before you do anything, FFTactics style. E.G.,
>Earth's anger running through my arms! Weighted Chin!
>Fight for justice... reps of fury! Repeated Lift!
>Deadly rumbles, strike from the ground! Deadlift!
BOOMBAKLA
I do only O-mouth exhale, the >"HHOOHH!"
It works, it's generally common, sounds normal and isn't too loud.
SCHIIIIT one
SCHIIIIT two
SCHIIIIT three
SCHIIIIT n...
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
This reads like poetry
Ouch!
You have to decide.
What one had the better ass?
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>be me
>start doin my reps on the bench
>"AHHHFUARK" every time I go up
>last rep
>"FUCK ME"
>backup singer/spotter/bf(nohomo)"in the ass"(think r Kelly)
>drop the bar back so everyone knows I'm done
>stand up and flex
>chest hurts. Clench my tit and fall to the floor
>motion my backup singer/spotter/bf over to me
>whisper in his sweet chocolatey ear
>"lightweight babby"
>die and lift with zyzz