Got in my first fight today Veeky Forums

>walk toward three drunk dudes
>one of them steps in front of my path and says "stop there buddy stop"
>sock him in the jaw
>turn and hit the second guy with 5-6 shots dropping him
>third guy is already tackling me
>open up on his exposed kidneys
>he doubles over and turns to the left
>front snap kick his throat
>dropped
>still haven't stopped laughing

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But why did you attack immediately? They just said stop no? maybe they were going to ask something?

>Got my first assault charge today Veeky Forums

>this happened

Fuck off loser

You did good. Go on with your life now.

>front snap kick his throat
Calm down Bruce Lee

Hey OP, tere's already a "Things that never happened" tread here

>hanging out with two of my buddies having a good time
>see some angry guy approaching us, we get worried and concerned for him
>friend steps in front of his path and says "stop there buddy stop" because he wants to find out what's wrong
>friend gets punched in the jaw
>think "wtf is wrong with this guy? He just attacked my buddy for no reason"
>guy turns to my second buddy and hits him with 5-6 shots dropping him
>decide to tackle the guy
>get punched a bunch in the kidneys
>I double over and turn to the left
>get kicked in the throat
>fall down

Would you give them a chance to probably shiv you, fagget? I wouldn't OP acted correctly in this situation.

>be hanging outside bar with friends having a good time
>see guy walking towards us
>noticed one of his shoes are untied
>I tell him to stop because I'm worried his next step may be the step that trips him
>about to tell him about his shoelaces then he punches me in the face
>beats the shit out of me and my friends

in what kind of shithole do you live OP? is it eastern europe? i think it must be

nah nobody cares about drunken scraps

sounds like england

>be exposed kidney
>working overtime since my host is out on a drinking binge
>one of my host's budy approaches some 5'6 manlet, saying "stop there buddy stop"
>manlet freaks the fuck out
>turns and hits the guy with 5-6 shots dropping him
>my host starts tackling manlet
>is too drunk to actually pose a threat and leaves myself wide open
>I'm the only body part that the manlet can actually reach with his fists
>he fucking punches me so hard
>overhelmed with pain, my hosts falls to the ground
>fuck this guy

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>be fist
>rest of body is acting really strange and angry tonight
>feel myself swinging back and forth, uh oh body is walking fast
>get slammed into some guy's face
>fucking ow
>body turns and smashes me 5-6 time into another guy, completely mangling me, pretty sure i now have PTSD from this
>body gets tackled so I'm gonna be stuck on "protect the face" duty again like always
>instead get opened up on an exposed kidney
>the other guy doubles over and turns to the left
>foot goes fucking insane and kicks this guy in the throat

holy fucking shit

Kek

K E K

K E K I M U S M A X I M U S

"stop there buddy stop you dropped your wallet"

youtu.be/3tKp4T9ZUCM?t=742
blaha?

>>I'm the only body part that the manlet can actually reach with his fists

This never happened.
Let's say it did though. No matter what the retards say on this board, YOU OP are the aggressor in this situation. "Stop there buddy" isn't a threatening phrase,not enough for you to go full spaz,autistic,typical /fit mode. You could of dropped something or you shoe could of legit been untied.
>Would you give them a chance to probably shiv you, fagget? I wouldn't OP acted correctly in this situation.
There is no proof they were going to "shiv"
him. Stop watching TV , it's rotting your pea-sized brain you colossal faggot.
You will probably be arrested OP if there were camera's on the street anywhere that recorded you assaulting 3 drunk gentleman. If they file charged,expect to go to jail,then the assault begins on YOU and your virgin asshole.

kek

Dude... you don't just attack without cause. That makes you a coward.

>virgin asshole

Veeky Forums

No one here has a virgin asshole

>first fight
You must be 18+ to post here.

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Squat plugs don't count.

Fucking lost it kek

Kek

he's mentally ill

>NAP intensifies

First thread to have me in tears in months.

I got into a fight last weekend. Ended with a guy hitting my car and me plowing through a crowd of people.

R.I.P. OP.

Why? Because there are few drunk people and sperg guy?

Pretty sure this is bait but 90% of the time a drunk guy on the street wants to talk to you he's gonna smile and say/SHOUT one of the following
>"You having a good time man?!!"
>"I'm fucking DRUNK MAAAN!"
>"You're so fucking *tall/ripped/handsome/standoutfeature/"
>"Hey where are you going???"
They just want to socialize and be varying levels of uncomfortable and wholesome to others, nothing wrong with that.

>I'm the only body part that the manlet can actually reach with his fists
KEK

Premium kek

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Kek.

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Suck their cock afterwards for post fight gains?

>/b/
fuck off

Autist does not realize that the 40-year old was hitting him up for some back alley cornholing.

just because you live in a nice neighbourhood doesn't mean everyone else does faggot

this DESU

>hanging out at park people watching
>wife left me so depressed
>3 dudes chilling, getting drunk, one of them just got a kid
>reminds me of the best days of my life
>he stops random people walking by saying he just became a daddy and offering them booze
>some manlet speedwalking towards them
>proceeds to beat the shit out of them while shouting anime quotes
>speedwalks away
>ambulance later arrives, the guy that got kicked in the throat is in critical condition
>mfw their suffering is my joy

Nah you're just a pussy

Congrats on the roid rage

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>turn and hit the second guy with 5-6 shots dropping him

Lol at this motherfucker fantasizing about being in DBZ

Doesn't mean he has to attack someone for saying hold up a minute faggot. That's assault and he will be going to jail. So will you it seems,very soon.

how many times have you been stopped for any of the following

>where's X bar/club
>got a light
>got a cigarette
or any other general drunken chat, versus a mugging attempt?

if OP is telling it true then he didn't "get in a fight". he straight up assaulted 3 drunk dudes who were probably too pissed to fight back properly. real fuckin big man.

Whats wrong with you. You need an assault charge

>be bouncer outside club
>three dudes outside handing out promotional flyers
>a fat as fatass neckbeard approaches, one hand in his back pocket protecting his wallet
>one of the dudes offers him a flyer, the guy punches him in the face
>turns to the next guy, slaps him 5-6 times
>third guy tries to restrain him, gets a fist in the kidney for his trouble
>guy tries to kick his throat but his leg snaps
>he drops
>rush him to hospital
>fucker's lying in a hospital bed laughing his ass off on anesthetic while browsing an imageboard on his phone

I took off my VPN just to tell you I cried. Keep doing what you're doing, user.

"Hey buddy , go home and get ya fuckin shinebox"