Had a successful 2 month NoFap

>Had a successful 2 month NoFap
>start working out
>cum in my pants almost every night

What do I do? I can't fap and I can't do my Catholic gf. I wanna get Veeky Forums but it's ruining my nights

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news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/researchers-say-frequent-ejaculation-could-save-mens-lives/news-story/dedd2ce2cb85c9cf6ff67f24c455dbe5
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webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
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m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
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chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
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it's to show it's working. you are making love to the gains

Marry your GF and make babies. Isn't that the point of nofap?

Your body is meant to ejaculate regularly, either through sex or through faps. That's why you have the urge to fap in the first place
That's like not going to bathroom to shit by yourself and then wondering when you shit your pants sooner or later

Controversial topic. I don't think there is a need for sex.

I believe you can do a lot with your thoughts. Sooth the urges, don't withstand them.

How do I get a catholic gf?

>I can't fap
>I wanna get Veeky Forums but it's ruining my nights
Just quit demonizing something healthy and normal
This
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html?zx=5c392185e96536fa
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/researchers-say-frequent-ejaculation-could-save-mens-lives/news-story/dedd2ce2cb85c9cf6ff67f24c455dbe5
>europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation
>Controversial topic. I don't think there is a need for sex.
No it's not and there most definitely is. It's even good for gains both internal and external.
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse#Benefits

This. Why aren't you married user? Courting should last 6 months tops. Marry her and start having kids

Philippines

Dude just wank with lotion or lube once a week.

>I can't fap and I can't do my Catholic gf

>"Just the tip... you do know that ain't real sex right?"

The second you get the head in she'll be pulling your whole dick into her and groaning for the Holy Father.

Just don't stop and eventually you'll ascend past nightly cummies

Not OP but I go to a Catholic college and there are tons here obviously. College Catholic girls are the best because they're good girls who will only be bad for you (if you can wife them)

stop believing in memes, be it God or nofap

be really dumb and shallow so you can like them in the first place

>needing chemicals produced by jews to solve a problem created by jews

All you're links are bullshit, I'm sure you remembered when I debunked 1 by one in a post.

Why do you keep spreading your shitty blogs.

>tfw shaft can't feel a thing with lube unless I haven't fapped for like two weeks
>head too sensitive and feels uncomfortable every time I pass it

So just use coconut oil. I don't think the jews have a hand in making that.

not sure but it's very expensive, at least here

buy an onahole

It's expensive here too, but one jar lasts for a long time.

I'd consider it if I wasn't living with my parents still.

>All you're links are bullshit
>Not reading
>I'm sure you remembered when I debunked 1 by one in a post.
>You can remember things that never happened
>Why do you keep spreading your shitty blogs.
Because it makes non-reading butthurt shitposters like you mad.