Gf is tall and slim

>gf is tall and slim
>has to wear XS and XXS clothes
>visible ab lines
>cottage cheese ass

I dont fucking get it
is this shit genetics?
what can you do with this?

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Wtf cottage cheese ass is the best you fucking low test homo

Her ass is all fat and no muscle. Encourage her to squat so she can build a 10/10 bubble butt and dump you for chad.

Let me guess - she never works out

Great thread

what does lifting/squatting do to the fat stored in your ass?
it'll just make it bigger, more mascular, how does it remove the cottage cheese?
what does squatting has to do with the skin on your butt

muscular*

You should just leave fit retard

Are you seriously retarded? Her ass is skinny fat, the squats burn the fat and build muscle.

>cant answer the question
lol
just like crunches and situps burn the fat on your stomach right?

gl with your toning btw

Maybe she'll burn some fat // get some body recomp going on.

I'd embrace it though as much as possible.
>GF has some crazy fat distribution, all goes to her thighs and butt
>Got her into lifting
>Slowly getting the best butt

...

Tell her to squat and cardio

Why would you say "10/10 bubble butt"? It sounds really autistic and cringey to talk like that. Weird dude. I knew someone who talked like that, was a very odd guy

took me a while

>Oh my god...

Are you dumb?

Have you ever had balloons around 2-3 days after a party?
Like how they go all wierd and saggy?

That's your gfs ass right now, doing squats will inflate it to become tight

You're just dumb as hell man. Did that guy say squats only burn fat off your ass? No. He suggested squats because it would burn fat off your girlfriends rank ass while building muscle there, which she is obviously fucking lacking. Quit being such a faggot.

i have autismo

>I knew someone who talked like that, was a very odd guy
>I am projecting past experiences onto present events

so your girlfriend is slim, toned with a phat ass

you're coming here complaining because?

fat is soft tissue that sags and tends to lack natural form. muscle is far far firmer tissue and will hold form, as well as molding the fat around it.

What am I looking at?

Read the fucking sticky

this

What do you mean, like I inhale the helium out of balloons but I don't get what you mean, if I suck the helium out it would be like passing Chuck's store to Sneed you know?

>heh, youre just not smart enough to entertain a retard huh?
>lol

Youre obviously lost

Sauce on the furries

Not an argument

fucking degenerate

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>goes to a fitness board
>resists all fitness advice

If this isn't bait you are legitimately retarded and should consider suicide.

Please be bait

Get a new gf

Are you guys by any chance Asian or Injuns?

well if you have ever tried squatting at all in your life you will notice tightness in your glutes. Surprise girls get that ass muscle tightness also. Squat bellow parralel and combine it with cardio. She'll have less of a granny ass.

Skinny fat girls don't work out and have all fucking weird looking legs and or fat cellulose asses because they don't have much muscles.

A lot of my exes did exercise and fixed a lot of those gross issues. Cellulose ass, weird non-straight legs, and/or sloping shoulders.

Squats, deadlift, yoga, and not being a lazy piece of trash will fix this.

>
Cellulite is caused by fat going through weak muscle walls, and by hormones.

>I use experience to make predictions

squatting builds quads primarily

weighted sprints and walking lunges are the best for ass

This desu senpai

Eww

>weighted sprints
goodbye knees

Strong this

Walking lunges yes, weighted sprints WTF no.

>gf doesn't eat or exercise
>wonders why her ass looks like shit

lol OP is learning about the female form

i'll give you a hint, buddy. entropy always wins.

I unironically think thats perfect

>rank ass
Kek

literally this

source pls

fpbp. OP is a faggot

you sound like a faggot

my high test niggas