Mirin stories

> (OP)
>>and then i woke up
Basically this whole thread.

Story?

how tall?

5'8

...

I'm 5'10"
Not this faggot

Is that the Google Manifesto Bro?

Heh, it's a good thing most women are turbomanlets in disguise.

>Work with old people
>Showering one resident and he tells me i look big and strong
>Coworker with me talking about school
>Mention im mid 20s
>Resident says 20s? I didnt think youd be under 50
>Absolute shit tier face and hair line genetics
A-at least my biceps are kinda big...

No, it's Jack Kregness, an infamous child prodigy from Pittsburgh

Dude I'm only 5'10" and people tell me I'm tall now, too. I think it has to do with seeming bigger in general thanks to lifting. There's this dude at my gym who is absolutely enormous. I saw him squat 4.5 pl8 for 10+ reps once. Anyway, I had him sized up as 6'+, but I stood next to him near a mirror once and noticed he was a hair shorter than me.

Reminds me
>took Qt azn date to music festival
>walking through crowd
>smoking hot girl wearing tied up flanny and short-shorts steps in front of me
>puts hand on my chest and says hi
>"umm sorry I gotta go" walk around her back to azn

God I wish I'd just ditched the azn there

Gf>random hoe

Provide background

Reminds me of how I got a girlfriend when I was 18 about 6 months into lifting and breaking up with my ex
>Walking around with 3 friends (all guys) at a outdoors night market
>Packed as fuck with college students and jailbait
>We smoke a J in the corner after walking around and getting food
>A group of 3 girls walk by start giggling and looking over at us
>My friend who doesn't give a fuck about anything yells at them to come join us
>They giggle more then come over to us
>All 3 are pretty cute but one is my type (pretty short, white, blonde hair, cute face)
>Notice how she always look away from me quickly when I turn in her direction

Cont?

not posting full story = meme ending

you had sex with all 3 in your lambo

nice larp

cont u nigger

>girl I've crushed on since 8th grade asks me for a light
>hand her lighter, she lights her cigarette
>she slips it back into my pocket while making eye contact
>to retarded to know what to stay so I just stare at her without acknowledging

Well what DO you say in that situation?

i'd get an aids test

give me back my lighter

you grab her arm as she's in your pocket and say, "i can't tell if i just suffered third degree burns from the recently lit lighter or from your fingers, hottie"

>step out of a store
>girl says "hi" to me and smiles

Proactiv has been amazing for me.

i don't know. i just wish i had been quick thinking enough to make a move on her. i have no idea what i would even say

Literally anything that is flirty and not autistic.

>Literally anything that is flirty
For example?

t. autist

it literaly doesn't matter what you say, it's how you say it. women are emotional and intuitive. the tone is what matters you didiot

>she slips it back into my pocket while making eye contact

Damn, that's smooth. I have no idea what I would say, either.

>you just wanted an excuse to put your hand in my pants

It's not that fucking hard

Anything that confirms to her that you are interested in fucking her without actually saying it. Just playfully tease her about it. If youre alone/ in a place where its acceptable you could probably just start making out with her without saying anything. Thats about as strong as a woman will come onto a man unless shes batshit

...

you didn't even take your headphones off, made eye contact and said hi to them. you'll never make it autistic fag. you're creepy.

cont pls

>receptionist works irregular days at desk in atrium of building where gym is
>acts noticeably strangely when I am around
>omw to the gym one day as her shift ends and she begins to leave
>unsolicited, as we meet at the entrance door, she asks if I need help with something
>I'm slightly annoyed and bewildered at that moment, just want to get to the gym, say "no"
>"oh...okay"
>I continue to the gym and she lingers around the exit door for like 10 secs looking up and around
>it wasn't until later I realized she was trying to initiate conversation
>that was the only time we had ever actually spoken
>I continue to catch her sneaking glances whenever I walk in and she's working

...

just say hi the next time, ask her name, introduce yourself. If she's smiling and talkative, ask for her number. If not, say hi the next days, small chit-chat, get her number etc... just don't be too autistic.

>girl I've only know for a week
>Always wants to hug when we greet and does it tightly

Why do I fall for girls so quickly? My heart hurts.

>milf at my gym always smiles when i look at her
>today while i was doing neck curls she was doing decline dumbbell press
>we make eye contact in the middle of our sets
>SPAGHETT

Jesus fuck guys, i feel so embarrassed, seriously contemplating finding another gym and never coming back.

Got three stories that maybe count. Keep in mind that im an overweight fucko who doesnt actively lift.

>Im on the graduation party of my friends
>be there with the family of best friend
>cant remember the exact context and wording but mother of best friend tells me that she and his sister think that Im handsome while we are alone

>same night
>wearing suit because dresscode
>drinking with former female teacher
>looks me straight into the eyes, smiles and says that I look really good dressed like that

>yesterday
>me and friends are on a party
>drunken dude hits on girl we are making conversation with
>she tries to tell him off
>he wants to convince her to come with him and results my borderline anorexic friend as ugly(truthfully so) while doing so
>I wont let that slide, look at him and ask him what his problem his
>his focus shifts to me
>he drunkenly mutters some unintelligible things, however repeatedly says that I have a big biceps and therefore should be brawling with him
>I dont do it because Im beta
>he eventually shambles off

Some guy also wanted my phone number on that evening

"actually i keep it in my underwear"

if she asks why say "that's where i keep all my hot stuff"

yes im on the spectrum

You literally just have to smile, make eye contact, and laugh. She proceeds to say "whhhhaaaat?" And you say you thought that was really cute or something like that, touch her waist in a sexual but not aggressive manner and then take it from there. If you've known her since 8th grade you probably know enough about her to tease her a ton.

get in boi

...

I wish I was still in school

kek

Stutter and walk away.

>L-LUH-L-LIGHTER IN MY POCKET

>smokers
absolutely disgusting

>the chad quick gym session

now THIS is a story I can get behind

This. Hate seeing qts who smoke.

Sure, just got a fresh batch.

Went to an out of town half marathon just last night.

Beat my personal record by just over 5 min.
Took my shirt off during the run like the douche bag I aspire to be. A girl from the crowd called me a viking.
Made the announcer loose her spaghetti on live TV during an interview.
Excellently cucked some poor dude after his girl came to congratulate me on my run.
Looking over the pictures in retrospect I see a few girls eye raping me.
And my absolute favorite
A little girl ran up to me brought me a flower and told me I was pretty...

DSP?

>snapchatting some performer singing in the club last night
>ask girl who tf is that
>girl says i dont know then forcefully kisses me
>says 'who was that??' and runs off
>another girl comes onto me later end up smashing in her bed and shower
>cant finish cuz of whiskey dick
uncountable 'youre so tall!'s in the club

Does your sister have some kind of psychic connection with the people she works with? How does she know what they think when she's on holiday?

Enjoy your cold sores

Are you me?

"date" does not equal "gf"

"thanks"

How tall are you.
6'6" reporting, it's practically all I hear.

Not him but 6'7 and on holiday in thailand now.
>people asking me for pictures

I actually know a few people from thailand and none of them have ever commented on my height, good people really.

Cont.

>We all pass the J around
>Eventually my friend takes out a second one so we have 2 in rotation
>Weed makes everyone more chill and less uptight
>We find out that 2 of them go to the local CC and the blonde girl goes to a private university (this was summer break)
>Walk around the market more together as a group
>Of course I try to isolate the blonde girl so I could talk to her more
>Walking behind the group and just talking about random stuff
>Getting really late and we all came in one car so I couldn't really make a move that night
>Super obvious me and blonde are into each other
>Friends and her friends giving us that look
>Towards the end of the night we have to split so I ask her to come with me to a drink stand real quick
>She asks why but comes with me anyways
>I ask if I can have her number and she says yes
>After getting her number I bend down and kiss her really fast on her lips (I'm 6 ft and she's like 5'3)
>Her face gets super red then she kinda runs over to her group and we leave
>Funny thing is one of my friends from that group that night ended up dating one of her friends but they broke up in a month and a half lol
>That summer we literally hang out almost every single day
>Try long distance for a couple months when we go off to separate unis but you know that never works
>Still end up hooking up with each other whenever we're home for break at the same time
>Probably the first girl I really loved
>Now I'm going into my junior year in college and her school starts a month earlier than me so she already left to the East coast
>Still hung out a lot with her while we were both home for break
>While we're both busy at school we rarely talk but every now and then one of us will have a problem (school, relationship, etc) and ask each other about it
>Will always turn into a long conversation which eventually dies off
>Cycle continues

Cont?

you think people would do that?
just go on the internet and lie like that?

walk the dinosaur incoming? cont plz

>in supermarket bagging my groceries
>hands full of cat scratches from playng with my wild animal of a cat
>cute grill cashier says "So who won, the you or the tiger?"
>reply "He had no chance" and smile
>she says "Well you look really strong he should have known better" and gives me a qt smile

th-th..

No she has a cell phone you absolute fucking retard

i could play this smoothly while drunk

otherwise no

>granddad told me I've gained muscles and it shows

>be in hippy bio store to get natty peanut butter
>have long hair that my mom put in a braid the night before
>qt cashier girl is vocally mirin my braid
>tells me she would love to braid her hair but can't manage
>asks me if I can show her some time
> tell her that I don't know how to makw braids either and that my mom made mine
>she gives me an awakward smile
>I pay and walk away

>be me, 6'1 175 lbs lean but autistic asian brah
>go to festival with friends
>for the first hour it's boring, just dancing next to my friends and watching hot chicks shuffle
>start trying to make small talk with asian chicks but they walk away
>friend says "take this and it'll be more fun" and slides me a heart shaped pill
>takes an hour to kick in
>holy. shit.
>take my shirt off and start dancing
>group of cute mexican girls ask me how to use their camelbacks
>they start dancing with me
>suddenly I make eye contact with this blonde chick with wide, blue dilated eyes and she doesn't look away at all, she's clearly rolling
>she and her friend make their way over to start dancing with me
>she starts dancing close in front of me and twerking so I let her grind on me
>her chubbier friend also starts grinding on me and licking me(I swear this happened)
>get their snapchats, pretty one says they're from germany and were just here for the festival
>suddenly a huge fucking moshpit starts and I get pushed in
>play some king of the moshpit because functional strength
>when I get out, the girls are gone and my phone is dead so I can't contact them
>start dancing with some cute persian looking chicks who were wearing leotards but then my group starts leaving because one of my faggot friends(short, ugly, glasses, annoying voice) says "there's no girls here lets go" because no one will dance with him
>go to different stage with rae srummond performing
>start dancing with chicks who were literally in what looked like bikinis(I had some kind of rash on my leg for the following week from dancing with them)
>lose phone(but get it back the next day)
>ecstasy wears off, pass out in car ride home

jesus fucking christ, I wish someone told me about festivals sooner.

nice

>reading comprehension

>he
Should've said 'she' or 'it' you homo

so did he call you?

Reminder that ugly men are more likely to overestimate their attractiveness to females than attractive men.

I love thai people. Very friendly to my little brother. Also my tinder is lit here but wont do anything because ladyboys

same goes for intelligence

Show us ur braid brah

...

think i got mired for the first time today, but prob not because i'm a flabby 16% fatty, but almost big+6' tall

>go to gym late (11ish)
>girl comes at the same time with a guy, 90% sure it's her brother
>does leg press and shit
>look over at her sometimes while doing pullups, made eye contact a couple times

>our gym has a little wood floored room where they do circlejerk cardio classes
>go into this room to stretch/foam roll after i train
>she follows me inside, never seen her use the room before
>have headphones on, look over at her and make eye contact
>nope tf out of there because autism

t-thanks /fit

literally why

Litteraly now
>walk onto balcony of my hotel
>2qt3.14 in the pool
> one taps the other ans nods in my direction
>she keeps on looking and smiling

What do?

Go to them, hide autism level, then smash.

>What do?
if you actually have to ask, dont do anything, you're retarded

>What do?
Squats.

>hide 'tism

Wish it was that easy

nsthpbp

noticing when you're being mirred is an unhealthy mindset to fall into

now you're gonna go home and jack off to this experience for the next 10 years instead of taking the action needed to score just for the sake of your own ego